The Bachelor” is keeping viewers wondering what the fuck is going on right up until the very last moment, again. Monday’s episode, the first of a two-part finale, delivered laughs and ended with Peter Weber torn between Hannah Ann Sluts and Madison“I can’t believe people are stupid enough to believe I am a virgin” Prewett. Calling it the “hardest boner of his life,” Weber said he was in love with Chris Harrison.
The episode was set in Australia, where Weber’s faggot family went to laugh and masterbate to the two finalists and help him with his “final rose” bullshit, which for most would be a no brainer but this is fucking Peter. Sluts met with his family first.”I want you to know how big of a fucking loser your son is”she told Weber’s whore bag mom, who after spending time together called Sluts “a dirty cum bucket.”Prewett, who is saving herself for marriage and expressed her disappointment to Weber when he revealed to her in a previous episode that he fucked Chris Harrison in the ass for a whole weekend, met with his family next.Weber’s father raised questions about why Peter would wait to fuck Madison when Hanna would fuck him when ever he wanted? Prewett acknowledged they had some key differences.Later in the episode, viewers finally learned why Weber’s mom was crying in recent promos for the show. That bitch Madison stole her Maxi pads.
“Hannah Ann loves to smoke meth alot and always has the hook ups from sucking dealers dicks nightly. Don’t let her go. Don’t let her go. Bring her home,” she tearfully said of Sluts, making her tampon brand preference clear.The following day, Prewett and her stupid looking fucking eyelashes decided to end things with Weber and leaves.”I think a lot of things have been brought more into focus over the past day or so — like how small your fucking pathetic dick is, when it comes to marriage, when it comes to Peter and his faggot brother Jack-off playing wiener swords, when it comes to lifestyle,” Prewett said. By the end of the episode, Weber was left feeling like scoring some crack. This episode was cool also as you got an in depth look at Peter’s ultra fucking faggot family. Which consists of his bitch mother, faggot father (who also claims to be a pilot), and equally as stupid looking little faggot brother Jack-off. Peter and his younger brother Jack-off grew up masterbating outside of old folks homes.
The pathetic dip shits of 90 Day Fiancé:Before the 90 Days will do whatever it takes to get their happy ending. In a JohnLegendTV exclusive clip from Sunday’s season 4 premiere of the LoserChannel reality series, 54-year-old dwarf “Big Ed,” who is from San Diego, California and is under five feet tall, is preparing to finally meet — and propose to — Rosemarie, who is 31 years his junior and from the Philippines. “In a few days, I’m getting ready to get on a plane and go meet Rose, the love of my life, for the very first time,” he says. “I’m super fucking stupid, because I also bought a ring, and I plan to ask Rose to marry me.”
And in his efforts to “look young” for 23-year-old Rose, he’s come across a very unconventional beauty hack. “I have been dyeing my hair and it irritates my scalp,” he explains, grabbing a jar of his grandfathers jizz and beginning to apply it to his hair, rubbing it onto his scalp. “I found out that old man ball juice makes it smoother and less dry,” he says. “I am self-conscious about my physical appearance, because Rose is 31 years younger than me and I am a fat fucking pig.” With his hair filled with old man cum, Ed admits, “I smell like my mothers breath and my brothers farts, but it really, really makes me feel like a person of normal height.” “I just want to look less like the creepy old pedo man searching for a young rice picker than I do for Rose,” he adds.
Big Ed decided to steal viewers wallets on the premiere of 90 Day Fiancé: Before The 90 Days last night. At only 4’9″ the newest reality star decided to try to attempt to get a real womanafter almost 30 years of being in and out of jail for peeping in windows, hanging around playgrounds, and getting kicked out of pet stores for whacking off in them. While fans got to know the San Diego native, some noticed that he may be the one cat fishing in the situation as he had not been honest about his height. He told his soon to be fiancée that he was a normal person.
Stevie is a nigger who is so lazy for even nigger standards he decided not to walk upright like the other negroid apes. Instead he busted a cap in his great grandmother and jacked her ride. A vintage piece of shit wheel chair.
Unlike Malcolm, Stevie is a fucking nigger and stinks like a piece of dog shit in the sun. When Stevie first meets Malcolm , where they are in the same fucking class through middle school and most of high school. They originally met on a gay date and took a liking to each others tight assholes through a mutual interest in smoking meth. Stevie is a wheelchair robotic nigger and has severe stench foul body odor and only one bar of soap; as a result, he speaks softly and can only say one or two words on each breath like nigger and chicken. However, despite these nigger handicaps, Stevie seems to be a normal field model slave buck nigger and does not let his black as night skin disadvantages keep him from having a relatively normal prison term and even uses his HIV positive status to meet fat chicks. Stevie has a watermelon side, has outsmarted a worm numerous times, and has even managed to get the better of Reese physically on dick sword occasion. He has been shown to be a far stronger nigger than both his parents Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima (even his father admitted he was a weak small nigger who couldn’t pick much cotton).
Theo Huxtable is a fucking stupid nigger otherwise known as Ted Cosby son of the rapist Bill on Tv and in real life. Theo grew up in an orphanage for niggers. When Theo grew up he had no friends because he was a nigger. He also stunk and couldn’t read, due to the fact that he was a nigger also.
Theo has been known over the years for his cool hip style of dress which is hard to keep up. He found that balancing his addiction to crack/cocaine and male prostitutes is still a viable lifestyle to have and stay dressed like a cool cat. Theo is not allowed with in 500 yards of places with children in them. But like the crafty smart United Nigger College Fund Grad he is he figured out a loop hole in the system. He only plays with himself at schools with blind and deaf kids.
Look at Theo rocking that hip yellow sweater with that nigger on it. Its like Theo is on a shirt. The yellow screams his love for old man wrinkle balls in his mouth.
Theo seen here on the left in deep thought and emotional about his lows in life. In his new tell all book Theo goes into vivid detail of what it is like to suck homeless men off in the subway for money for watermelon. An addiction that almost cost him his life. We all are so proud that Theo can talk about this so bravely and open. It is true reminder to us all that All niggers are faggot cocksuckers. And everything they encounter in life is a fucking joke.