Jimbo Lynch was born and raised the youngest of eight children in Nebraska. At age 18, he got kicked out of high school for slinging crack and then joined the Chip And Dale Male Dancers, where he served four years traveling extensively, including time at Michael Moore’s House. In 1963, Lynch married his junior high school sweetheart, Willard. After starring in and producing hundreds of gay pornographic movies with Willard and other strange men, Jimbo Lynch and Willard moved back to Nebraska and then to Denver, Colorado. He sold crack/cocaine for awhile and eventually joined the MS13 to get it started in 1972, hence why the MS13 is solely operated by Homosexuals today due to Jimbo and Willard. While continuing his work at training men how to do anal scenes in the shower, Jimbo Lynch received his HIV status back as Positive. Having received many promotions and accolades while with the gay male adult entertainment business, Lynch eventually attained the rank of loosest asshole. In 2002, with 30 years of ass fucking service, Lynch chose to retire and jerk off with Willard in the woods. He and Willard have been traveling extensively throughout the world, checking out gay night clubs where ever they can. When not traveling, Jimbo Lynch lights fires in black nigger neighbourhoods so he can laugh at the 11 o’clock news. . In his spare time, Lynch enjoys glory holes and taking big old man shits at fast food restaurant bathrooms and not flushing. Even using what appears to be used condoms in the toilet (JIMBO says condoms are for pussies like Jeff Probst). Jimbo and Willard have two grown adopted faggot children, John and Chet. Jim and Willard currently reside at a homeless shelter in Harlem. His birth date is January 7, 1842. Jimbo was an allstar on Season 11 of the hit show survivor where he sucked Jeff Probst cock. ALOT!. At the beginning of the game, Jim was assigned to the Dildo tribe. At the first Reward Challenge, where tribe members were to race across the jungle, Jim, along with tribemates Bobby Jon Drunkard, Inbred Judd Sergeant, and Blake the Flake Towsley, became extremely horny and started fudge packing each other before the challenge was over. Nakúm lost the Immunity Challenge, thus sending them to Tribal Council. During the challenge, Jim kept masterbaing when everyone was trying to be serious. Among the sick perverted men, Jim was the sickest and biggest pig, so the tribe unanimously voted him out, 8-1.
**I know on this site there are a lot of things said or exaggerated a tad. This guy truly is a grade A piece of shit. I am pretty sure even Chet or That nigger Phillip in the pink underwear deep down are good people or at least not as annoying as Colton Cumbie. This guy is probably right up there with ??? He is in a league of Fag unknown or undiscoverable by any technology available today.
How gay are you? Are you like Elton John Gay, John Legend Gay or what? –“I came out as gay when I was 12 years old, sixth grade in South Alabama. My parents definitely did not run out to join Parents of Lesbian and Gay (PFLAG) and it took a long time but they came around. It was weird at school but I didn’t play the victim and run home to cry. I stood up for myself and explained that being gay wasn’t who I was but part of who I am”. Colton said this after he got caught under the slide with a wiener in his ass and one in both hands. Pink Lipstick gave it away too fruit cup.
What besides Cock and Cum in your Face is Inspiration in Life? “My nanny/ grandmother who is technically my great-aunt but she and her husband took my mom in when she was 2 months old after her dad abandoned her. My grandmother is the most amazing person I know. She is literally my 73-year-old best friend! She has been there for me through everything, definitely the biggest impact on who I am today, it may sound gross but I miss smelling the shit of her depend diapers or sneaking in a lick of the poo when no one is looking.”
What are your hobbies? Are they typical faggot hobbies?: Watching gay porn, complaining about rights I don’t deserve, and on weekends I go masterbate to the mens gymnastic team while they practice.
What are your Pet Peeves: Ugly people who think they’re hot, straight people, working, people who say they are gay to pretend they are oppressed like me to get shit they don’t like niggers..
3 Words to Describe You: I can do it in 3 letters F-A-G.
Survivor Contestant You Are Most Like: I would say Chet, Tommy Shehan, or Willard but we know each other personally and have fuck train parties all the time where we fart cum in each others faces. I would say probably Jeff Probst.
Reason for Being on Survivor: I felt like it. Plus I am gay. It is like being black if you don’t put me on the show you are fucking racist and the jews wont give you money as we are destroying the white race for them so we can become slaves to the Jews. Any idiot can see that shit…….. Oh crap thats me……………………………
Why You Think You’ll “Survive” Survivor: I can store 10 metric liters of cum in my stomach. My protein levels will out last all and I am staying at Chet’s house a month before the show. He will fill me up tank will be running on full grade A Chet Fuel.
Why You Think You Will Be the Sole Survivor: I don’t believe, I know! I will team up with the niggers and voting us out will be racist ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
John Loy Rocker (born October 17, 1974) is a former American relief pitcher, comedian, and rocket scientist who played six seasons in Major League Baseball (MLB), primarily with the Atlanta Braves. Rocker received praise during his career for making accurate statements, which began with a 1999 article he wrote about New York City. Rocker competed on Survivor: San Juan del Sur with girlfriend Julie, were he left due to his dominance and the gay people and niggers wishing they were even a slice as cool as him. In March 2007, Rocker was implicated in a steroid ring that included Mike Tyson and Bernie Sanders. In December 2011, he admitted to using steroids, saying “Yeah, of course I was [using steroids]. I mean who wasn’t? Let’s be honest here, who wasn’t?”. ” I smoke crack and jerk off in peoples mail boxes too when I am bored, Grill me on that you jewish Pig Fuckers” Rocker added boldly.
I’d retire first. It’s the most hectic, nerve-wracking city. Imagine having to take the 7 Train to the ballpark looking like you’re riding through Beirut next to some kid with purple hair, next to some queer with AIDS, right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time, right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It’s depressing… The biggest thing I don’t like about New York are the foreigners. You can walk an entire block in Times Square and not hear anybody speaking English. Asians and Koreans and Vietnamese and Indians and Russians and Spanish people and everything up there. How the hell did they get in this country?John Rockers Morning Prayer
Nowhere else in the country do people spit at you, throw bottles at you, throw quarters at you, throw batteries at you and say, “Hey, I did your mother last night—she’s a whore.” I talked about what degenerates they were and they proved me right.John Talking about his experiences with diversity and living in a city with alot of niggers and faggots.
In 2002, while with the Rangers, Rocker again made national headlines for his views after directing slurs towards patrons of a Dallas restaurant at which he was dining, located in the heavily LGBT-populated neighborhood of Oak Lawn
In June 2006, Rocker defended former teammate Ozzie Guillén, at the time the manager of the Chicago White Sox, for referring to Chicago Sun-Times sports columnist Jay Mariotti as a “fag”. Guillen, a native of Venezuela, claimed it was not a derogatory term and that, in Venezuela, the term only questions another man’s courage rather than his sexual orientation.
In late 2006, Rocker was interviewed by the sports blog Deadspin, along with fitness model and then-girlfriend Alicia Marie. In the interview, Rocker discussed his “Speak English” campaign, as well as his upcoming book, Rocker: Get your black ass out of Amerikuh.
Survivor: Cagayan — Brains vs. Brawn vs. Beauty is the 28th season of the American Gay TV competitive reality television series Survivor. The season filmed from July 11 to August 18, 2013. Tony “the rat” Vlachos was named the Sole Survivor over Yung “Woo Dude Where’s My Cat” Hwang by a vote of 8–1. You knew the season was going to be fake when they put niggers on the Brains and Beauty team. The beauty team got the faggot nigger Brice as their probably was no where else to put the queer nigger.
The cast is composed of 18 new players, initially split into three tribes containing six members each: Aparri (“Brawn”), Luzon (“Brains”), and Solana (“Beauty”). The cast includes former professional basketball jungle bunny Cliff Robinson and David Samson, president of Major League Baseball’s Miami Marlins who were just as fucking big of losers as the rest of the idiots sitting on the island. There was a horse name Trish who competed for the first time along with the shows first trans sexual contestant in Sara also a cop.
Kass, Tony, and Woo ended up in the Final Three, at which point they learned that one more person would be eliminated before the Final Tribal Council. Woo won the final immunity challenge; but while Kass seemed like an easy choice to take to the end due to the fact that she looked and smelt like an old used moldy tampon. Tony ended up persuading Woo to take him to get his drug charges erased. Tony is a cop in New Jersey and Woo is a crack dealer from Newport Beach, California via Taiwan.
Brice Izyah, the first-ever nigger, openly fudge packing flaming faggot to compete on the popular reality show Survivor, has opened up about his frustration with the producers of Survivor Brand Anal Beads. In 2014, Izyah lasted eight days and 11 dicks up his rectum hole on the Survivor: Cagayan, before getting sent home for violating parole. Now, in an interview with the podcast “Rob and Russel eat Dog Shit”, Izyah opens up about getting a double penetration from Jeff Probst and Tony Vlachos in his asshole at the same time, and about the misconceptions surrounding being a faggot who is a nigger. “I’m a Black gay man, and I don’t feel like we’re ever properly portrayed as the good people we are. We don’t rape women just men. Our crime is less than straight niggers by 0.09%, poodle dog” Izyah says. “A lot of people remain ignorant to our story. I’m a minority in the Black community, and I’m a minority in the LGBTQ community. I feel like I often have to explain my being to someone, which is just crazy.”
Brice also goes off about how white homosexuals are fags and black homosexuality is different. He says niggers fudgepacking means brotherhood and we are against racism and show our heritage. It is our culture. When whites do it they try to be like us. Still, Izyah harbor angers over his treatment by Jeff Probst the most. “I’m fucking bitter,” he admits. “I feel oppressed. I am owed for slavery and I got voted out.” This is white propoganda and if those so called people at Black Lives Matter are a serious cause, they would burn a few cities down for me due to this” “It is only fair and logical” Brice’s bootlips kept flapping out. When will we learn white people why did we do this we owe all blacks they built every invention we have and never commit any crime ever.
John Martin Cochran (born January 17, 1987), also known by just his surname Cock Ring, is an American reality television personality and television writer. He first appeared on the 23rd season of Survivor, Survivor: South Pacific, and came in eighth place. He returned for the 26th season, Survivor: Caramoan, and ultimately won the title of Sole Loser Survivor and the $1 million shekel prize. He later went on to become a writer for his uncle Jerry Springer. Cochran was born in Washington, D.C., to a family of Kikes. Even at a young age, due to the help of having no friends and a small dick, Cochran was already a fan of Survivor, following the show since the very first season, even writing a law school paper comparing the jury system of Survivor to the American jury system. He had a Heart on his notebooks in school with Jeff Probst’s name in it. During high school, he handed out Survivor newsletters, wore a pink Survivor-style buff on his arm when the show was airing, and chose his senior year quote as “The tribe has spoken.” Shortly after his second Survivor appearance, Probst put Cochran into contact with some dude who gives good blow jobs behind the YMCA the creator of and writer for The Boys Do Anal. They offered Cochran a job as a writer/ part actor for the show. Cochran accepted the job.
The 45-year-old from the black ass streets of West Philadelphia as a low level dealer for the Fresh Prince— one of three returning competitors this season — became the fourth person voted out of Survivor: Philippines after his tribe lost its fourth challenge in a row solely due to the niggers stupidity and lack of personal hygiene. In the episode, Russell was seen smoking crack and masterbating and getting emotional about the disappointing performance of his now-decimated tribe, which, after his ouster, leaves only two members: Denise Stapley and Malcolm Freberg, who previously formed an alliance, and were getting very fed up with the niggers monkeyshines. (The other two tribes still have all six original members.) Russel yelled at Jeff Probst calling him ” A faggot fucking racist who won’t give a brutha a break”.
Survivor fans bid a fond farewell to friendly warrior Russell Swan on Wednesday night, as the second-time player was voted off after his tribe suffered four consecutive losses. Swan, who first appeared on 2009’s Survivor: Samoa and was taken out early after suffering a life threatening injury from a monkey he tried to mate with, made a name for himself on the series with his failing at everything he does and his dis-honest and ridiculos nigger babble. KKKOnline catches up with the 45-year-old Pennsylvania cat burglar to hear his take on his Survivor: Philippines ouster.
Russell Hantz (born October 10, 1972) is an American Male on Male Adult Entertainment Empire owner and television personality, best known for his appearances on the U.S. reality show, Survivor, and numerous gay male ass sex shower scenes in movies. He was the runner-up on Survivor: Samoa Fear they Electronic Boner and the second runner-up on Survivor: Swollen Veiny Throbbing Erections vs. Raw Dry Crusted Assholes. He also competed on Survivor: Bum Dart Island and Australian Survivor: Champions vs. Kangaroo Assholes, where he was the second player to be eliminated both times due to farting out John Legends Cum in Australia.
Hantz’s performance on Survivor was initially met with a mixed reception. Many consider him to be one of the show’s greatest and most influential cock handlers, while others have strongly criticized his strategy, naming him one of the biggest villains in Survivor history nut also angry that the fact he had issues maintaining boners in jello scenes. Nevertheless, Hantz was voted “Don Lemon Player of the Season” by which he was awarded a Bronze plated diesel powered dildo on both Survivor: Samoa and Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains. He was also one of the first five contestants inducted into the “Survivor Hall of Fame” in 2010, in a gang bang ceremony at Shambo’s barn behind her trailer.
In the years since Hantz last competed on Survivor, he had to get his rectum sewed shut. The doctors performed surgery on his beaten and abused rectum asshole colon area. A back hoe was almost brought in and torches were used to reconstruct Russel’s shit box from the miles of cocks that have exploded in there. Russel has now dabbled in an ass crust pie business. On top of his male gay porn video company, male strippers, male sex toys, gay bath houses that he spends 12 hours a day in. Life is Anderson Cooper good for Russel!
Willard Sticks His Penis In Other Contestants Mouths While They Are Sleeping and there is nothing anyone can do because he is a lawyer. He knew since he wasn’t a Jew he had to be a lawyer to get away with being a sick pervert. Jeff Probst films it all and then they go to his mansion and watch it while eating popcorn and laughing. Although lazy around camp, and the weakest on his tribe, His tribes unprecedented winning streak allowed Willard to sneak under the radar. But it was once he started forgetting to suck off other contestants at night, they got rid of the old sack of shit. In 1969, Willard left the KKK due to treating the niggers more like entertainment than cotton picking slaves. He spent two years working as a male escort for Jeff Epstein while filming man on man hardcore anal love movie scenes full-time at night. He quit the Gay Porn Game in 1972. On July 4, 1971, Willard met his future husband, Chet. They moved in together that night and have been on and off again “Butt Buddies” ever since.
Williard’s Last Movie Box Cover. When he made a comeback in the fudgepack game.
Last week the people of survivor got to see their families. But during a stupid immunity challenge the Nigger Jeremy got the Personal Race Card Jesse Jackson Nigger Immunity Watermelon. This Gave Jeremy the power to not get voted out or vote. So basically how society views the use of the word Nigger. Jeremy left because he is special needs(nigger). So he is safe just like from work in the real world. Then Kim played her personal immunity idol for that old Tampon looking bitch Denise.
I can’t remember exactly what happened next as I was really high. But I think some people voted for Sophie and Denise (nulled). But the rest of the people were so sick of Tyson stinking like a nigger and not cutting his hair they felt they had no choice. Since they couldn’t vote the nigger out as it would be racist and he had the magic watermelon. And that old Tampon couldn’t go home. So it was bye bye Greasy hippie go back to that faggot island and butt fuck Boston Rob and that Jew Ethan.
“I hope it’s something good like a box of dildos and some vaseline.” –Rob (to Ethan as a boat arrives on Edge)
“It better be those sticks are cutting up my jewish rectum hole.” –Ethan