Fifty Three-year-old entrepreneur, inventor, and patent-holder of The Anus Hole Measuring Shovel, Maddypoo came to the Shark Tank in hopes of beating the shit out of a Shark with a shovel who is willing to invest $40,000 in exchange for 15% of his shitty high school company. Madmax created this product when he was caught ramming baseball bats up his asshole in the 4th grade and tasked with coming up with a product idea that would solve a common problem.
Tired of helping his diaper wearing stinky bitch of a mother, Allahandro, measure out her tampons to ensure they were properly spaced and planted at the right depth to avoid vaginal crust, The Measuring Shovel was born. The Measuring Shovel is properly labeled with both cock length and depth measurements to allow shit crusted assholes to use one tool to ensure their rectums are adequately spaced and planted to promote proper oragsm growth.
Because the Faggot family has not begun to stop imbreeding yet, they are looking for a ass lover partner that will help guide them on the proper way to move forward with their family of faggots. The Sharks have varying ass licking opinions on if they should masterbate all over the people in the audience and their product or manufacture it. They explain that it really depends on the cousin fucking of the family and how involved they are with including their pets in ass fucking fun games and looking to be intimate with the product.
The Sharks fucking hate the product and they think the family are child molesting Michael Jackson fans. They are fucking rude and very gay. The presentation alone was enough to make Kevin and Lori the dirty slutrag go together and blow their fucking heads off. They bummed $40,000 for a 30% equity share (15% per Shark).
After digging a hole the little girl in the picture grabbed her dads gun blew the families heads off and burried them and is now a stripper in Thailand working at Pepper Pete’s Bar and Grill.