A descendant of “Mormon Royalty,” like the start of Mormonism back in 1995 or 1997 it was invented. Whitney Rose has been trying her best to drain as many old man nut sacks until every old folks home in Utah is serviced. She left the church after she got fucked by 8 of her 70+ year old co workers at the same time in her office and it leaked on to You Tube, Whitney was laying more pipe than any plumber ever could. Within weeks, Whitney found out she was pregnant so she blamed it on the guy who had the most money and most likely to die first. Married for 10 years sadly, she has had two children he may of fathered – How Do These Old Balls Still Create Sperm and Wad Of Jizz She Wished She Swallowed – and she owns a high end escort service for old fucker in Salt Lake City. Now, she is faced with parenting her crack addicted fun loving father who is dealing with his break up with John Legend and relies on her for everything. And just when it seems like society is finally beginning to accept her 10-year-marriage, scandalous rumors about her progressive relationship start to swirl when she is caught smoking crack and taking 2 dicks in her ass at the LDS Temple while her old Ben Gay Smelling wrinkly balled husband sat in his wheelchair jerking off to it.
A devout steroid junkie from birth, Heather Helga Gay was married to the Male Hormone Growth Pill Royalty for 11 years, but has left the church after ass hacking a priest and cleaning her 14 inch wiener in the holly water after. A self-proclaimed Man gone King Alpha Male,’ it now considers herself “Male” as Heather Helga has the largest nut sack you have ever seen. A shitty mother/father to three lesbian daughters, Heather Helga owns a gay male bath house where the ladies husbands often frequent to worship Heathers massive gigantic penis, and for raw bareback no condoms allowed anal sex. As she /he embarks on the next chapter of its life, Heather Helga is on a journey of self-satisfaction as she finds a new found love for crystal meth and sex with strange male prostitutes under highway overpass bridges.
Heather Helga’s family did not want her to participate in the making of this joke of a show. They were too embarrassed to admit that Big Ethel is their family. And they also knew a Jew would be involved and that is just self explanatory right there. Heather Helga on the other hand loves running the show. Like she literally runs the WHOLE THING. She ass fucks the other cast members, and camera crew, and janitors, and peoples pets. Its just gross. Heather Helga is also very conscience about her manly figure and gets upset when people think it is a woman. Her dream fuck would be Beyonce because she has always wondered if her vagina stunk as bad as the rest of her natural rotten nigger BO.