MC Hammer

This nigger is not Scottish. Its not “Mc” Hammer. You say the first two letters. M C Hammer. Quite unique jig. Stanley Kirk Burrell (born March 30, 1962), better known as a broke fucking nigger is an American rapper, dancer, record producer and crack addict who had his greatest commercial success and popularity from the late 1980s until the early 1990s. Remembered for his rapid rise to fame, Hammer is known for hit records (such as “Fuck the white man” and “Its tough being a nigger with AIDS‘, flashy dance movements, which he learned before birth from dodging a coat hanger when he was in his crack addicted mothers womb.

M.C. Hammer is considered a “forefather/pioneer” and innovator of raping fat old white grandmothers in Chuck E Cheese Bathrooms and is the first hip hop artist to achieve an erection while having sexual intercourse with Oprah. “The Best Rapper Ever Tournament” declared him the tied winner with his ex gay lover 2pac in their Duet “Niggers In Hot Gay Love In the Jungle” . Hammer’s popularity and success waned beginning in the mid-nineties when he was labeled a sellout by the changing landscape of hip-hop music, getting addicted to meth and quarter tonner fat blubbery white hookers, leading to financial problems later in life, including bankruptcy in 1996.

Stanley Kirk Burrell was born on March 30, 1962 in Oakland, California. He grew up poor and blacker than black with his mother (a nickle hooker) and eight siblings in a small apartment in East Oakland. He recalled that six niglets were crammed into a soiled linen closet in a housing project apartment.

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