Miami 2

Erin always has to have a boyfriend, but will often go out with friends, have drinks, and then end up making out and giving oral sex to some random guy, any guy too. In her mind going down on a guy isn’t considered cheating and if you swallow it is healthy and makes your titties grow along with her brain. She’s done this in her hometown. While she was in college at she developed a severe cocaine habit which eventually led her to sleeping and working for her dealers in Miami’s high end escort service. This led to her working as an floozy all through college to fund her party lifestyle and her extensive clothing shopping, all while having a serious boyfriend who was dumber than a sack of shit like her. She’s addicted to shopping, partying, and new p3nis to give oral sex to. Stay away from this one.

So this b1tch Natasha, who was already in a relationship with a married man for months prior, decided to text my husband to “vent” and hid from her other man. Well, my husband ended up taking it further with asking for pictures and I found them a couple weeks later and he ended it. Then the other married man she was with, decided to leave her rat infested trap trailer and go back to his wife and now she has the audacity to be hurt and upset??? Meanwhile my husband and this other married man were friends and my husband hid it all from him. He still doesnt know so I have so much blackmail its not even funny. Good riddance b1tch. Natasha the whole city of Miami needs to be informed about your shenanigans. And your stinky vagina too.

Carla is an overpriced hooker I met on Tinder. I ended up ripping her off when she realized I had no money to pay her. I picked her up at a nice bar, where I bailed on the bill. Then we went to my mom’s house as I rent a room there. She seemed mad but I assured her my mom was passed out. When she tried to leave I kept her purse. Then she left and threatened me. I laughed it off. Then a few big 300 pound football player like dudes came to my house. 1 was an over sized big nigger. They smashed some shit and grabbed me by my neck. Then my mom woke up with a shotgun pointed at them. They left like pussies after she fired it into the ceiling a few fucking times. Now even though on quarantine, we feel safe theses biker friends of Carla’s ride their bikes around our house all fucking night. But we are armed to the teeth too. Plus we got thousands of bucks cash and an 8 ball of blow in Carla’s purse. Minus the numerous used needles and shit covered cum filled condoms good score!SCORE! #WINNING

This Nigger Crack Ho needs so much attention: I was chilling at some crib with some homies from Cell Block six. Then this brillo headed stinky bitch broke in our pad with a gat in each hand a chicken drum stick as a strap on dildo. She yelled “Ooook eeeek bannana power niggers” Then she spread her ass cheeks and it shot bananas at us that were drugged. We passed out from the yellow poison shit rockets and she jacked our drugs, our beer, some change, and our ps2. This Nappy Headed Hos name is Rayne and she is an upity ugly jungle nigger bitch. Call the pound. It be getting real when dis straight up gangster ho be rolling the streets of Hialeah. Respect! Keeping it real! Repping Popeyes Chicken 2020 Mofos.


When my husband went to work in Miami last month, to make extra money for our family I didnt know our marriage would be destroyed too! Daphne was a front desk worker at a dirty hooker hotel and he stated that every day he came back with her on her knees and her ugly shit smeared ass pointing in the air and he couldn’t contain himself with her spic bean chunky scented shit poo fart aromas. He liked the little bean nuggets of poo hanging off her ass hairs he flossed with them and chewed the bean poo chunks like bubble gum. Daphne was the one to always leave her used needles and maxi pads in public bathrooms. This crack head heroin brown stain junky has the nerve to call me singing about how much she loves getting ass fucked by my husband and father it hurts me so bad. I drink alone in the dark at night now with a razor listening to backstreetboys.


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Shawnee is cool I met her at a club. We drank some booze then went to her house she asked me if I wanted to play a game. I said yes so she grabbed the hose for her dryer. She grabbed one end and rammed it up her asshole. Then she got her nephews hamster and put it in the dryer hose. She grabbed the other end of the hose and rammed it up her muff. She turned the music to AC/DC and rolled on convulsions on the floor as the hamster clawed and chewed at her ass and vag lips. After she orgasimed that time she grabbed a huge jar of pickles I thought she was going to frig herself with the individual pickles. Fuck no. The bitch grabbed the huge jar which is about the size of a big watermelon and sat on the thing. Bouncing looking in awe like a mental retard high on crack. She was dipping tampons in grapefruit juice and sucking on them as she was bouncing up and down on this extra large pickle jar. I had to go. But if you are in Miami this bitch will do anything. And I mean anything. Except niggers she doesn’t want AIDS or any other diseases. She has a continuous affair with a married man after spending years trying to break up his marriage. She slept with my friend’s husband after they had a child together. She tends to move between alleyways downtown on welfare night. Not to mention this slut got pregnant from her affair with a married man.


Celebrate the King of all Niggers Martin Luther King Jr. (Who ripped niggers off so bad as they are too stupid to know and realize it). By doing nigger things and acting like stupid fucking niggers. Niggerific.



Two niggers attacked and robbed a white guy. Now if the roles were reversed. WOW. The jew white hating media would have a fucking hay day with this. But this is diversity and we must be willing to adapt to their culture.


Jesseny has been dating her boyfriend for about. Year now. His name is Raymond and he has little man syndrome. He has a very tiny dick and hires other men to fuck Jesseny as he watches. The problem is he gets mad during it. Jesseny screams and says how good it is and then he freaks out. Its just very gay. He is a drunked up steroid monkey that use to play with the Miami Dolphins. Jesseny does have a real job as a bank teller but as you can tell by how she looks she isnt very smart. Which makes her shitty at her job. But that is nothing her lips and ass can’t fix. She fucks all her co workers while poor Raymond sits in the gym with his other juiced up steroid faggots. Jesseny whipe your ass next time your shit crust stinks on my couch. Bitch.


Virginia Escobarizzo is the Parkway Slut. She walks up and down the parkway in rush hour with a sign that reads “Will suck lots of cock for tacos”. This homeless chick will convince dudes to let her move in Give them rectual herpe warts, Take money and toilet paper, She is here illegally and the only thing she is good at for America is cleaning the loads of jizz up off the streets. She Lies about public From Dominican Republic, Many forms of STDs some many scientists haven’t even heard of, money and cock-sucker, scammer Plays the victim from disabled leg and worn out pussy lips. Fake awards for swallowing cum. Takes horse steroids to be able to rape men better. And is extremely mentally ill, claiming all exes are abusing and stalking her and that she is best friends with Brittenay Spears, fabricates stories of abuse Watch out. Bitch once told me she got a cattle prod rammed up her pussy for bringing home the wrong type of beer. Bitch deserved it. The chick names her Genital Warts too. Beware of the one she calls Simon.

Trisha Tionsong Soup Bicek is your typical Miami hardcore cock sucking soy sauce rice hustler, coming from the phillipines or Indonesia or one of those fucking zipper head chink loser countries. Speaking broken spanish some how and finding multiple Sugar Daddies with really old saggy balls. She is a top fortune cookie supplier for sugar daddy websites with yellow fever, traveling to numerous of places just to get another penis that isn’t little chink dink. She cannot even find a normal man since her self conscience are filled with guilt. Shes now only dating 50+, so you older men out there= @trishabicek. I know Old WIllie the dude that mops up vomit at the Dolphins game fucks her all the time. He complains about her useless slant goose snatch that reeks of fried chicken in honey sauce after he pisses on it.


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