The Bachelor” is keeping viewers wondering what the fuck is going on right up until the very last moment, again. Monday’s episode, the first of a two-part finale, delivered laughs and ended with Peter Weber torn between Hannah Ann Sluts and Madison“I can’t believe people are stupid enough to believe I am a virgin” Prewett. Calling it the “hardest boner of his life,” Weber said he was in love with Chris Harrison.
The episode was set in Australia, where Weber’s faggot family went to laugh and masterbate to the two finalists and help him with his “final rose” bullshit, which for most would be a no brainer but this is fucking Peter. Sluts met with his family first.”I want you to know how big of a fucking loser your son is” she told Weber’s whore bag mom, who after spending time together called Sluts “a dirty cum bucket.”Prewett, who is saving herself for marriage and expressed her disappointment to Weber when he revealed to her in a previous episode that he fucked Chris Harrison in the ass for a whole weekend, met with his family next.Weber’s father raised questions about why Peter would wait to fuck Madison when Hanna would fuck him when ever he wanted? Prewett acknowledged they had some key differences.Later in the episode, viewers finally learned why Weber’s mom was crying in recent promos for the show. That bitch Madison stole her Maxi pads.
“Hannah Ann loves to smoke meth alot and always has the hook ups from sucking dealers dicks nightly. Don’t let her go. Don’t let her go. Bring her home,” she tearfully said of Sluts, making her tampon brand preference clear.The following day, Prewett and her stupid looking fucking eyelashes decided to end things with Weber and leaves.”I think a lot of things have been brought more into focus over the past day or so — like how small your fucking pathetic dick is, when it comes to marriage, when it comes to Peter and his faggot brother Jack-off playing wiener swords, when it comes to lifestyle,” Prewett said. By the end of the episode, Weber was left feeling like scoring some crack. This episode was cool also as you got an in depth look at Peter’s ultra fucking faggot family. Which consists of his bitch mother, faggot father (who also claims to be a pilot), and equally as stupid looking little faggot brother Jack-off. Peter and his younger brother Jack-off grew up masterbating outside of old folks homes.