Cock Ring Survivor

John Martin Cochran (born January 17, 1987), also known by just his surname Cock Ring, is an American reality television personality and television writer. He first appeared on the 23rd season of Survivor, Survivor: South Pacific, and came in eighth place. He returned for the 26th season, Survivor: Caramoan, and ultimately won the title of Sole Loser Survivor and the $1 million shekel prize. He later went on to become a writer for his uncle Jerry Springer. Cochran was born in Washington, D.C., to a family of Kikes. Even at a young age, due to the help of having no friends and a small dick, Cochran was already a fan of Survivor, following the show since the very first season, even writing a law school paper comparing the jury system of Survivor to the American jury system. He had a Heart on his notebooks in school with Jeff Probst’s name in it. During high school, he handed out Survivor newsletters, wore a pink Survivor-style buff on his arm when the show was airing, and chose his senior year quote as “The tribe has spoken.” Shortly after his second Survivor appearance, Probst put Cochran into contact with some dude who gives good blow jobs behind the YMCA the creator of and writer for The Boys Do Anal. They offered Cochran a job as a writer/ part actor for the show. Cochran accepted the job.

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