An Indian is typically a turd streak brown color and they usually speak like their tongue is glued to the top of their mouth with semen(which it often is). They also have the reputation of smelling like absolute shit, and sweating curry after doing the simplest task. When talking to an Indian you will be overwhelmed by the stench of shit coming from their mouth coupled with the fact they spit bits of curry when they speak. They also like chewing something called Paan which they use to paint their roads and sidewalks with plus it looks like they’re bleeding from their mouth so it’s awwright. Overall an Indian is a terrible beast to be around and must be avoided or else he’ll make you lose your job at 7-11 and fail to answer your questions about your computer. A friend Dog The Bounty Hunter told me this when he came back from India when he was looking at buying a sweat shop. “These cocky contortionists aren’t just a threat to our convenience stores back in America. There’s an even bigger threat looming on the horizon… the food. Matt, I’ve been here for 24 hours, and I can tell you, Indian food is pureé terrorism, resulting in gut-wrenching ass explosions that make you feel like you’re shitting fire!”
June 6th, 2020
Even after knowing that I am happily married with my husband for five years and we have a daughter this woman Ashwini is having an affair with my husband… She is a bitch whose vagina shoots streams of curry juice at unsuspecting men. That dot between her eyes shoots lasers and is her life source. Its Kryptonite is soap. She is often the bitch that ou see on stop raping the women posters. She poses as that so she can get fucked when ever she wants. Her dream is to move to America fuck a real man and actually see a real penis for once. Something men in India Lack. Google it. Fuck you Ahwini!!!! Hoe! She also likes to walk with prostitutes on the trains to look for people to rob.