The Real Tran-Sexuals of Salt Lake City: Heather Has A Bigger Schlong Than Most- aka HELGA

WHEN HEATHER HELGA SMOKES FAT CRACK ROCKS THERE IS NO ESCAPING HER PULSING VIENY ERECTION!!!!

A devout steroid junkie from birth, Heather Helga Gay was married to the Male Hormone Growth Pill Royalty for 11 years, but has left the church after ass hacking a priest and cleaning her 14 inch wiener in the holly water after.  A self-proclaimed Man gone King Alpha Male,’ it now considers herself “Male” as Heather Helga has the largest nut sack you have ever seen. A shitty mother/father to three lesbian daughters, Heather Helga owns a gay male bath house where the ladies husbands often frequent to worship Heathers massive gigantic penis, and for raw bareback no condoms allowed anal sex. As she /he embarks on the next chapter of its life, Heather Helga is on a journey of self-satisfaction as she finds a new found love for crystal meth and sex with strange male prostitutes under highway overpass bridges

Heather Helga’s family did not want her to participate in the making of this joke of a show. They were too embarrassed to admit that Big Ethel is their family. And they also knew a Jew would be involved and that is just self explanatory right there. Heather Helga on the other hand loves running the show. Like she literally runs the WHOLE THING. She ass fucks the other cast members, and camera crew, and janitors, and peoples pets. Its just gross. Heather Helga is also very conscience about her manly figure and gets upset when people think it is a woman. Her dream fuck would be Beyonce because she has always wondered if her vagina stunk as bad as the rest of her natural rotten nigger BO.

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