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Will Pawns Ashley’s Violin For Crack Money

“Will The Lowest Crack Head Nigger Alive” is the second episode of Season 1 of The UN- Fresh Nigger of Smell-Air.


The household hits a sour note when Will pawns Ashley’s violin to get some crack.


The Inner Chimp Always comes out. Word!

The Niggers start their day off drinking malt liquor and eating cold chicken for breakfast. Fat Nigger Philip experiences throbbing vieny pulsing erections from watching Geoffrey bend over to pick stuff up. Meanwhile, Will is upstairs raping the corpse of a dead cat left by the garbage. Ashley then appears and asks why will is fucking supper? After Hilary wipes Carltons jizz off her chin, Philip unzips his fly and gives Geoffrey the Butler the Butt thrashing of his life. While Will and Carlton jerk off to it on the sofa. After sitting through hours of Geoffrey getting ass hacked with a gag ball, Will is jealous and tries to join in. When Phil throws Will away Carlton pulls out a 9mil and busts a cap in Geoffrey’s fucking head. Phil then looks all frustrated at loosing his boner and yells “Who the Fuck is going to clean this shit up? After another annoying day at work, Philip comes home to Geoffrey’s dead body in the foray surrounded by crusted blood, so he picks it up and drags it up to his room to rape it some more. Upon entering, he finds Will smoking crack while getting a blow job from his own Aunt Vivian. Will tells Phil to fuck off as he points a gun at him and then points it at his aunts head as she is crying humming the Aunt Jemima theme song.

Will’s new gay lover Marcelino from Love After Lock Up, who he claims is going to be Ashley’s new boyfriend. After Philip and Vivian leave, Will and Marcelino ass hack up a storm outside the mansion. Sometime later, the family is in the living room trying to enjoy their fried chicken, but not so much, Marcelino keeps yelling at Will to fuck him harder. Philip calls Will down to enjoy chicken with the family. Ashley comes downstairs, along with Marcelino and the family plays some MC Hammer Cassettes on the Boom Box. Philip tries to get Ashley to get a boyfriend her own age or one who isn’t a nigger or fucking gay like everyone else in the family. Later that night, Philip catches Marcelino trying to steal his car stereo. He gives the burnt tampon a choice. Suck his dick or die. Marcelino blew his balls try and the 2 are now lovers and living in Africa where they belong. Happy endings are the best.

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Carlton Jamal Banks

Carlton was born on August 4, 1974, to Some nigger charcoal wench and that fat nigger tub of whale shit Uncle Phil. He has an older sister, Nappy Headed Hoe, a younger sister, Nigger Hooker, and a younger brother, niglet adopted from Ethiopia. Carlton attends Los Angeles Country Nigger Jail (for two years) until he transfers to San Quentin in 1996.

Carlton is a highly rational, rapist, and crackheaded individual; however, he can be annoying, stinky, and gay. He cross dresses preppy and is a Jew Lover who loves Michael Jackson and Tupac because they were both nigger faggots like himself. Carlton tends to have difficulty thinking about others and is often at odds with his useless nigger cousin, Will Smith, although he is Will’s best friend and brother figure and like the whole world wonders why the nigger Will Smith is famous.

Carlton has a tight asshole until his father comes home from work, almost always siding with Philip in dick swords. Will claims that he is sucking him off with too much teeth, but Carlton always points out that his Father is often right in the long run. On almost every occasion that presents itself, Carlton chooses to take the side or approach the outcome which will solely benefit homosexual niggers or improve his image, importance or ego. He behaves like a faggot sycophant because, in the best of times, he only cares about himself.

The Brew of Nigger Faggot Blend Too Nigger for An African Ghetto Slum HIV Clinic Washroom.

After Carltons days on the KKK Network hit show the Unfresh Nigger of Smel-Air. He got heavy into gay porn and meth. Often trashing hotel rooms with needles, blood, and faggot jizz from his farts. He was farting out mist of cum like a febreeze air freshener. Just fucking gross. Then Carlton got back with Will Smith and put aside the fact Will is a fuck head and went into the Coffee Business together. Hence the birth of Nigger Faggot Premium Blend Coffee. Will and Carlton seal their coffee in pouches. Freshly sealed and they diareah in the packages. Not too much just the right amount of quality nigger blend shit. A small shit squirt of love. Its the number one choice for niggers at rap shows and black live matters protests.

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