Colton Cumbie: Biggest Anal Ass Faggot In Survivor History

**I know on this site there are a lot of things said or exaggerated a tad. This guy truly is a grade A piece of shit. I am pretty sure even Chet or That nigger Phillip in the pink underwear deep down are good people or at least not as annoying as Colton Cumbie. This guy is probably right up there with ??? He is in a league of Fag unknown or undiscoverable by any technology available today.

How gay are you? Are you like Elton John Gay, John Legend Gay or what? “I came out as gay when I was 12 years old, sixth grade in South Alabama. My parents definitely did not run out to join Parents of Lesbian and Gay (PFLAG) and it took a long time but they came around. It was weird at school but I didn’t play the victim and run home to cry. I stood up for myself and explained that being gay wasn’t who I was but part of who I am”. Colton said this after he got caught under the slide with a wiener in his ass and one in both hands. Pink Lipstick gave it away too fruit cup.
What besides Cock and Cum in your Face is Inspiration in Life? “My nanny/ grandmother who is technically my great-aunt but she and her husband took my mom in when she was 2 months old after her dad abandoned her. My grandmother is the most amazing person I know. She is literally my 73-year-old best friend! She has been there for me through everything, definitely the biggest impact on who I am today, it may sound gross but I miss smelling the shit of her depend diapers or sneaking in a lick of the poo when no one is looking.”
What are your hobbies? Are they typical faggot hobbies?: Watching gay porn, complaining about rights I don’t deserve, and on weekends I go masterbate to the mens gymnastic team while they practice.
What are your Pet Peeves: Ugly people who think they’re hot, straight people, working, people who say they are gay to pretend they are oppressed like me to get shit they don’t like niggers..
3 Words to Describe You: I can do it in 3 letters F-A-G.
Survivor Contestant You Are Most Like: I would say Chet, Tommy Shehan, or Willard but we know each other personally and have fuck train parties all the time where we fart cum in each others faces. I would say probably Jeff Probst.
Reason for Being on Survivor: I felt like it. Plus I am gay. It is like being black if you don’t put me on the show you are fucking racist and the jews wont give you money as we are destroying the white race for them so we can become slaves to the Jews. Any idiot can see that shit…….. Oh crap thats me……………………………
Why You Think You’ll “Survive” Survivor: I can store 10 metric liters of cum in my stomach. My protein levels will out last all and I am staying at Chet’s house a month before the show. He will fill me up tank will be running on full grade A Chet Fuel.
Why You Think You Will Be the Sole Survivor: I don’t believe, I know! I will team up with the niggers and voting us out will be racist ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Pete Buttplug

Pete Cums on His Boyfriends Glasses. When His Boyfriend is not around Pete saves it by using his “Butt Plug”

This fag is running for president lol is this some kind of fucking joke. The rest of the world must be laughing their fucking asses off. Is this some kind of comedy show that some drunk jew wrote up when he was bored? Born January 19, 1982) is an American gaylord who served as mayor of South Bend, Indiana, from 2012 to 2020. He is a candidate for the Democratic nomination in the 2020 United States presidential election. Due to sucking off Obama and Bill Clinton as a teenager. Buttplug supports abortion and  believes that only ass pirates should have kids as its more progressive and natural for 2 faggots to fudgepack in a house than have a loving mother and father. Plus the kids at school will be cool with it. Buttplug released a plan to combat climate change consisting of re using the shit covered condoms him and his fag lover go through daily. They just want to do their part for Greta. Buttplug’s education plan includes burning all the text books of today and focusing on only Faggot education for the kids like gay parades, bathhouses and free dildos for all children.  Buttplug also wants to triple Title I funding for gay porn in schools.

Those 2 play dick swords and fart out each others cum. Think about that for a second.This guy rolls around in a bed with another mans nuts and balls in his mouth and ass an you want him to be a leader?

In a June 2015 piece in the South Bend Gay Life Monthly, Buttplug came out as gay after getting caught with a cock in his mouth in a park late at night. By coming out, Buttplug became Indiana’s first openly flaming pound me in the ass hard gay elected executive. was the first elected official in Indiana to have a fudgepack party in the office. Words can not describe how fucking gross and insanely stupid this looks and is this for ratings for the faggot community? Trade in the tanks for love rainbows and purple dildos?


Bum Love

Butt Plug is faithful to his mans bumhole

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John Legend Is A Faggot

Legend often preaches shit to people he wouldnt do himself like a fellow nigger Obama does.

Jamal Rodney King Spearchuker (born December 28, 1978), known professionally as John Legend, is a nigger or chink, whiner, small dick/tampax model, and thief. Born in Springfield, Ohio.  He is one of four children of Aunt Jemima, a baker, and Uncle Ben Spearchuker, a rice Harvester. His father was a also a small time pimp, while his mother and his grandmother…… You know. Legend use to steal from the church organist to obtain money for crack/cocaine as a teenager.  In 2004, Legend stated that his parents were in jail for 12 years before reuniting after getting acquitted of capital murder. Legend was home schooled by his mother because all the normal kids kicked his ass everyday.  At the age of four, he performed oral sex on his Uncle Jerome. He began slinging crack at age seven. Because of his street cred and the fact he looked like a little girl, the police never bugged him.

Legend met USA Special Olympian Chrissy (all of Hollywood had fucked numerous times before Legend and still do) Teigen in 2006 when she was getting sized up for a helmet to not bump her head.  They both contracted herpes from Bill Clinton in December 2011 and completed their respected sex changes on September 14, 2013, in Como, Italy. The government has refused to allow the 2 to have children as they are deemed un fit by the government and sane people. Prior to being with that Sewage Crotch Teigen Legend was in a long term relationship with Lance Bass from Backstreet Boys.

John is also in the running to be president of the Donald Trump Fan Club with this to say “I think Trump is a fucking god to the country and its people. And his approval rating is amazing…When he is criticizing something, he is always right So, he calls people liars because the people he calls it are full of fucking shit. He talks about the entertainment business because he rose through the entertainment business and paved the way so ugly shitskin losers with no talent like me can be here. He talks about people being corrupt, because he understands the Jew. He talks about people being violent because he sees the problem that the wild niggers are causing in America. So, he’s god plain and simple.! oh yeah by the way my wife Crissy has a bigger cock than I do but I bet you guys all knew that.”


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