Lysol Lipstick

Next to welfare checks on the rez from whitey and bingo what are 2 things native women can not live with out.

The Elk Point Coop groceteria has decided to take two household products containing high levels of alcohol off its shelves.

The two products, Lysol disinfectant and Listerine mouthwash, have been linked to high incidents of shoplifting and are suspected of being misused by chugs. Those greasy fucking Injuns take the product off the shelves and back to the rez while they fuck their sisters.

Store manager Rodger said he won’t be reordering the two products once stock has been depleted. In fact if that doesn’t happen fast enough, he plans to ship remaining supplies to the St. Paul store to get the natives fucked up there. He is sick and tired of looking at worthless Natives coming into his store. He says “We all ready stole their land. Can’t these fucking chugs get the hint and fuck off?”.

“It’s a continual thing we have to watch on the shelves, when these fucking chugs come in and their welfare funds are low” said Buffalo Bill Cody. “One day I walked into the washroom to jerk off and to wash my hands and there was an empty Listerine box and a bottle of watered-down Listerine. It’s becoming too much of a problem.” “Especially when I need to get fucked up off the stores supply”.

Frog Lake Band Councilor George Big Fucking Indian said he is 100 per cent behind the importation of a lysol prodution plant in Elk Point. Since none of the fucking natives have ever or will ever work. It is believed to import millions of Somalians to work in the production of Lysol.

“For the good of our community and as a councilor, I would like to encourage all other businesses to do the same, and give the natives free lysol. You owe them WHITE MAN” he said “These delicious and entertaining lysol substances and products are growing our heritage in our people and our community.”

Rodger told the local RCMP officers, to suck his cock. And to those who described the solvent abuse situation in Elk Point as getting out of control as fucking pussies.

Const. Doug Huskins, who has been a gaylord with the Elk Point detachment for six years, has noticed a recent increase in solvent users. Most of them natives and steal his own personal stash.

“Most of our intoxicated people in the last six months to a year have been drinking my personal substances. This is your mill of the afternoon type drunk sister fucking chug. An awful lot are using Listerine and Lysol. I think there is a definite abuse, even sexual when some individuals ram the bottles in others assholes when they are passed out” said Huskins.

Both Listerine and Lysol contain about 60 per cent alcohol which is fucking awesome, according to St. Paul AADAC director Sharon . She said there’s a growing concern about Lysol, because there are so many other good things in it. Sharon loves drinking lysol and we she sucks off old Native men at the herpes clinic in Red Deer.

“Alcohol does the same thing for people (in all forms) but it’s a stronger concentration (in Lysol and Listerine) so they get drunk quicker,” said Sharon. When the lysol comes out at the Pow Wow’s she tends to notice she gets raped quicker.

“It’s pretty deadly stuff,” he says, “but I still go through with it. It’s cheaper and easier to get.

“Alcohol is not bad but after a Listerine or Lysol party you can’t sleep, your whole body shakes. You hallucinate more than with alcohol. After you go through that experience you say you’ll never drink it again but when it comes around you do.”

“You go to town to the liquor store and it doesn’t open till 11:00 (in the morning) so you substitute with Listerine. I don’t use it much, just as a substitute before I get to town.”

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Well yeah your probably fucking wasted out of your tree.

Some drunk native guy goes in here and sniffs the old lady bedpans.

Vermilion did have NBA superstar Kobe Bryant visit there once. He had this to say about his wonderful experience there “I went in to the bathroom in the macs store and shit all over the fucking place. It was massive explosion diareah. All over the walls and the white sink. My liquid poo was brown and red and yellow. It was fucking awesome”Kobe Bryant

Right on at least you know there is a cheap call in Bassano if you dare venture there.  Lyndsey , has cheated for years on her husband, been sloring around with numerous men while married. She has a gaping hole and smells like a tuna sandwich long past expiry date. She parties and does drugs couture her need and love of c0ck before the needs of her children. She has drds old slore. Warning she has fuked the whole fire department in Bassano and then now moved to Brooks and is doing it again! People in Bassano and are have priorities and care about the community. Including the fire department. Brooks has lots of niggers there so AIDS is so bad it is virtually air born so wear a rubber. It stinks like shit around Bassano and people blame the cows or Lyndsey’s vagina. But it really is all the African niggers working at the meat packing plant there. Fuckers stink.

This faggot above is a local Cowley resident. His fat bitch girl kicked him out of the trailer in his pj pants. But he is a wigger from the rough streets of Cowley going to make it big in the rap game.

You fuck that cow

 RayLynn Jonisiko, this girl right here has got to be the most stupidest b*tch around, making fun of natives when clearly she dated natives throughout out her life & right now she’s dating one who happens to be my cousin hahahah she is a greasy little b*tch who likes to get it in, when she was with my bro colin she was seeing my cousin on the side & colin didn’t know nothing about it. They were together still but not like together just apart a bit & she was still seeing him on the side. She took him to a hockey game & then after that, that’s when they broke up. But this girl is a dirty little b*tch & who looks like she smokes crack ahah she actually looks 30 then what she really is 23 hah or 24.. Actually heard she does blow with mike all the time  Should check out where they live in elk point, it gots to be the ugliest house out there & there skinny little pitbull hahahah thats a laugh you call that a pitbull b*tch? Haha my gosh haha well b*tch you been around the fishing lake loop & everyone knows you for you are a dirty ugly little b*tch that loves natives but will talk mad sh*t behind there backs. You’re a fake little sk*nk with big boobs hah thats why guys only like you cause you have big boobs hah your ugly & you look 30 to 40 haha try some cream. B*TCH can’t fight worth sh*t either haha ;).

stay away from Kath Linna aka Linda RiceCoronvirus Crotch. This Cambodian floozy lives in Chestermere but gets guys to pick her to drive her into the city. She gives guys pics of herself in exchange for her gambling addiction. She also sleeps with you if the money is right. She married to get her citizenship here and is ruthless. Chase her out if approached. She aims for the rich. You may find her near a casino near you. Dirty gold digging floozy needs go back home to Cambodia. This one sounds so dirty she probably has SARS coming out of her rice box. Good thing about them is their English is the shits so it is easy to lie and give them fake names.

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