Even young niggers have a schedule at Wendy’s. Although they might not be aware of the ticking clock or what a clock is for that matter, niggers are provided with a full slate of activities that include grunting and play. For niggers, these fun tasks are essential to their intellectual growth and cotton picking development. The scheduled activities are also satisfying for slave owners, who have less worry that their nigger’s behavior will be erratic at the end of the day due to a lack of structured times for eating chicken and watermelon, stealing and raping overweight white hos.
An extensive study by the U.S. National Institutes of Stinky Fucking Pavement Apes found that niggers had a higher cotton count and lower federal pen time as niggers if they spent time in Africa. Of the more than 1,300 niggers smelt and studied, over 90 percent had been fathered by Bill Cosby. The study defined Wendy’s as a facility that provides extensive interaction with nigger and bananas, support, and cognitive-HIV boosting activities.