Wedding bells are ringing! Colt Johnson followed his fat gay heart and proposed to his bitch Vanessa Guerra on the new Sunday, May 9, episode of 90 Day: The Single Life, shortly after revealing his plans to get down on one knee. The Las Vegas, Nevada, faggot, 35, was enjoying a romantic getaway with Vanessa at Big Bear Lake, California, and figured it would be the perfect spot to look like a fucking idiot. “My hands are shaking,” Colt said as he grabbed the ring out of his car. “I really need to smoke some crack, but I want the good shit. I want something that will be pure. So, I’m going to ask her to marry me, so I can get half her shit” the KKK alum explained in a solo confessional. “I’m nervous because Vanessa doesn’t trust me because I am a registered sex offender … It’s now or never. I feel like what I’m doing is a good cover for my homosexuality, but at the same time, I’m starting to think Vanessa may have a bigger cock than me.” When the moment actually happened, Vanessa looked like she was about to pop out a shit nugget out of her flabby ass. “We have std problems … and this is the time for you to ask your doctor if you have been tested for everything?” she pondered, to which he replied, “I wore a condom that night at the tell all when I ass packed Big Ed in a broom closet” Vanessa was taken aback by his desire to get married a second time and said she truly wasn’t “expecting it” at all from the pussy, so she did not know how to respond. “I refuse to go through drug withdrawl again. I don’t want to do it,” she shared about her own past times she had no cock and drugs. “I want to get a sex change someday, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to.” After considering his gesture, Vanessa told Colt she would like to have a three way with Joey Gladstone and to give him time to show he’s “able to maintain erections.” Colt agreed, noting she is “cum dumpster.” Last week, Colt revealed the strong feelings they have toward having group sex with homeless people in parks while on drugs. “She cried when she was talking about my penis size” he said. “How could I not ask her to marry me? I’m going to kick Vanessa square in the fucking nuts. I know it’s funny. I know it’s impulsive, but I have to follow my boner.” Colt and Vanessa began using drugs together after his split from ex-girlfriend Jess Caroline, who left him for another woman. Fans found out he proposed to Vanessa in November 2020 and now, viewers finally got to witness the moment he asked for her hand in marriage. Prior to his romance with Jess, Colt was married to ex-wife Larissa Dos Santos Lima for seven months and Anderson Cooper for 2 years. The pairs finalized their divorce in April 2019.
Debbie Johnson, the mother of Colt Johnson from 90 Day Fiancé and its spinoffs, has become a household name right along with her fat four eyed pathetic fucking faggot son. Colt first appeared in season 6 of 90 Day Fiancé when he brought Cheap Hooker Larissa Dos Santos Lima over to Las Vegas, Nevada on the K-1 visa from Brazil. After that relationship fizzled out due to drug abuse and domestic violence, we saw him date another slut named Jess Caroline, who is also from Brazil. But neither famous relationship worked out. Debbie and her son live together, shower together, and have sex in the same bed together, so she was center stage for all of it.
“And, all of a sudden, after about a month, I started getting some red sores on my stinky pussy,” Debbie admits. When asked about the first “red sore,” Debbie says, “I just thought Colt brought it home to me from one of the truckers he sleeps with at the Flying J 24 hour truck stop.” Debbie said it was “full blown stage 4 rectal warts with a sprinkle of Bum Fungus,” so she said the doctor told her. “Send me a picture of your asshole right now, you have three fingers up in there, sploosh them around now smear the poo with your fingers on your face.” She continues, adding, “Fist bump for nigger lives matter’”. Was on a video on her youtube channel. When Debbie informed Colt that the time was up, the Colt admitted he had Anderson Cooper tied up in the closet and was having sex with him daily. It was a hard situation for her to go through. “It broke my heart, it really did, ‘cause I was really crazy about this person, Colt should of let me join in” Debbie reveals.
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90 Day Fiancé fans have found out Jess Caroline’s nude picture on Reddit and the only one who jerked off to them was that nigger Michael into Hall-of fame Bowler turned pro uni-cycler David’s faggot mouth. Some think it’s edited by her ex-Colt Johnson.The former 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After? star Jess Caroline launched her OnlyFans account in October at a rip of fee of $25 per month to basically watch see her yeast infection. While launching her OnlyFans, Jess told her fan Big Ed that he would only get to see her blubber shots in bikinis. And she only does double penetration porn or animal porn no stand stills. However, an explicit picture of her has surfaced on Reddit, in which she’s posing braless. It looks like someone photoshopped her picture and then leaked it online or the photo is actually that of Rosie O’Donnel.
Jess appeared on 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After? season 5 alongside her ex-boyfriend Super Stud Colt Johnson. The couple was planning to get married, but Jess discovered that the Las Vegas native was lying to her about several things. He cheated on her with his friends (with benefits) Vanessa and also welcomed her to live with him and his mother. Where Colt would engage in anal sexual threesomes with Vanessa and HIS OWN MOTHER. Besides, he had casual flings with eight men (But he thought of his mother when he climaxed so it wasn’t gay). Those men sent Jess the screenshots of their assholes getting penetrated by Colt’s manhood. Fortunately, Jess got out of that toxic relationship at the right time and tied the knot with another American trans-man, Shambo. While many 90 Day Fiancé fans are happy to see Jess settled down with a nice guy, there’s someone who is feeling jilted.
These shots look quite classy, aesthetically pleasing, and quite different from what is shared on the discussion forum. Earlier, Jess accused Colt of getting butt fucked by his business partners Kenny and Armando. She was enraged that Colt never let her join in with his homo ass party. And eventually, that fiasco cost Jess her pet cats life as Colt sold it to Jihoon. So, it’s possible that Colt may have also made gay love to the Asian Rice Picking Nip Jihoon.
A Reddit user said, “Wow, such photoshop.” Others don’t think that the picture is photoshopped, and they praised Jess’s assets by calling her “rocket” and “hot.” A fan wrote, “If that’s what she’s selling im buying now.” Another one quoted John Keats, “A thing of beauty is a joy forever.” After seeing Jess’s curves, others can’t wrap their minds around the fact that the 90 Day Fiancé alum Colt cheated on her. Then it was found out all the users were registered to Jess Caroline herself.
Colt Fucking Johnson is a God. He is every womans wet dream. Think about how much guys hate them as we all know our women think of COLT while we fuck our wives. Colt Johnson was a 33-year-old nerd that whacked off in the basement of his mothers home in Las Vegas, NV and Larissa Christina Dos Santos Lima was a 31-year-old from Brazil when she arrived in America on a K-1 visa.
They couple met online when Colt realized he wasn’t having much luck with American women because most American women don’t want a 30 year old chronic masterbator and Colt got a mirror and seen the problem there too. So the less English the fucking better. According to Colt, U.S. women didn’t seem to like that he lived with his mother, Debbie Johnson due to the stink in the house of her constant yeast infections. After communicating online, Colt and Larissa decided to met in person in Cancun, Mexico so the whole world could see how pathetic of a loser Colt is.
It only took five days for Colt to realize he will probably never get to talk to another real life woman again, so he proposed marriage to her, and 90 Day Fiance’s sixth season showed Larissa moving to America and getting settled into the home Colt shares with Debbie, Debbie’s Yeast Infection Creams and Products, and their cats in Vegas.
However, Colt and Larissa’s relationship remained extremely violent in the months following their wedding. Larissa had to get a job as a hooker in America so Colt could by Yeast Infection cream for his mom. One day Colt Assumed Larissa skimmed some of the profits so he beat her ass to a fucking pulp. He then threw her down the stairs because the laundry machine was down there and he wanted his clothes cleaned.
In November, Larissa was arrested for selling meth to an undercover. She got into a huge fight with the pigs. She pissed and shit herself and then Colt laughed.. According to Larissa, the incident occurred because Colt didn’t want her to shoot the meth without sharing some of it with his mom. Colt denied this rumor.
While the Clark County District Attorney eventually declined to pursue charges against Larissa, the whole courthouse staff lawers, judge, baliff, janitor, security guard ect….. All gang train fucked her in the bathroom while talking about how slutty Brazilian women are. It is unknown the location of Larissa last I heard Colt was trying to get a new bride that can’t speak English and that he can beat the shit out. Only Time Will Tell. Be like Colt He is A Legend!