Lance Bass Grabs A Fucking Turkey Baster And Rams It Up David Spade’s Fucking Crusty Asshole on Wednesdays!

Things really have went to fucking shit since the Jews came for their arch enemy Harrison. The dose of gay niggerness has reached levels unmeasurable even by the depths of John Legend’ canyon sized fuck pit of an asshole. Lance Bass gets Costco to ship him industrial sized vats of petroleum jelly so he can run around the beach ramming sticks, rocks, birds, anything possible up his horny two way street faggot asshole. He buys so fucking much they give him the whole fucking day of Wednesday for shipping. So the very few people who admit to watching this crap are quite upset at the total gayingning ??of America. He goes up to Canada? in October to ram ?Turkeys in peoples assholes this way he gets TWO FUCKING ??THANKSGIVINGS. Gross faggot.?

Lance Loves Mens Wieners in His Face
Lane’s Favorite Dildo.
Victim

The Jews got holohoax respirations from Chris Harrisson’s exit from The Bachelor franchise where he served as a host for over 19 years, the dating reality show is all set to go through a major change. While it was confirmed earlier that the franchise will have faggot celebrity guest hosts, the Bachelor social media handles recently released the first look of their hosts for Bachelor in Paradise. Including David Spade, the franchise also announced three other homosexuals who have come on board.

On Thursday, July 29, the dating series shared exciting photos on its official Pornhub account with photos of David Spade, Lance Bass, Danny Tanner and Joey Gladstone were seen on the show’s set at a crack den in Compton. The caption introducing the new guest hosts read, “KKK down with Bernie Sanders! Welcome our gods and leaders to #BachelorInParadise!” While not mentioned in the post, Bachelor fans are already familiar with another member from the franchise who will be reprising his role is Dog The Nigger Hunter, who will be the resident nigger control officer on the show and will also be master of farmers slave auctions..

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Connor From Bachelor In Paradise Grabs Straws and Rams Them Up Stray Cats Assholes and Sucks The Shit Out Like He Is Drinking A Fucking Milk Shake

For the gay couple of ‘Bachelor in Paradise‘, things are starting to heat up in the groin area. With the dildos in the ladies’ hands this week, the guys are now sleeping with each other?‍? to get off. Unfortunately, romance in paradise isn’t as simple as it seems. The women are definitely hating the fact that none of the fucking niggers? on the island seem to know what a bar of soap is. I guess they fucking stink that bad! ?. And some couples seemed to be stealing drugs from others.  When that nigger Riley showed up out of Federal Max Prison, most of the women were holding their purses extra tight, especially that stinky sweaty she boon ape Tahzjuan. But Riley had eyes for non nigger pussy in Maurissa and took her out to a field to rape her. Maurissa, who was already Connor’s bitch, agreed to the date for $20 bare back (no anal). Connor didn’t seem to worry, he just wanted to make sure his bitch made him his mother fucking money ?. Riley and Maurissa hit the crack pipe instantly and even ended up spending the night in jail. Connor was all ready to curb stomp Riley (Like American History X) if he didn’t get his money and respect. But it looks like Riley is acting like Connor needs child support or has a job application as his black ass is running.

“What the fuck, Maurissa tell Connor you’re not into him!! that nigger has aids dawg… #BachelorInParadise” stated super fan Bob Faget. “My asshole hair crusties break for Connor this is so painful #BachelorInParadise” added another. “Connor has a hard time reading women it seems like… he doesn’t know when a woman is not interested any longer. Just like with Katie and Maurissa that a fucking cum sucking faggot dick guzzler with cheese#BachelorInParadise” pointed out Bill Cosby.

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Bachelor In Paradise Season 7

The 7th season of the hit joke of a fucking show Bachelor in Paradise will premiere in August 16, 2021 on TV. Hall of Fame GOD Chris Hitler Harrison will not reprise his role from The Bachelor and The Bachelorette as host of the show, instead the show will feature a rotating roster of guest hosts, the first of whom was announced to be comedian little dork ball David Spade. They figured it would be safer as Spade does not strike fear in niggers eyes. Most niggers when they see that glare from Harrison bolt back to the cotton field quicker than MC Hammer misses child support payments. Plus the main reason for not bringing Harrison back is niggers are whinners and much like the country you life in the jews have now allowed groids to ruin tv. They try hard to make them look sexy and its fucking gross?? But they have added a goddess who is hot enough to erase all the niggers stench on the island.

Speaking of hotness, all of it will definitely break loose when Season 7’s second episode airs on Aug. 23. That’s when Season 6 winner Demi “The Muff Diver” Burnett makes a most unexpected return—and she makes it clear that she’s ready to wreak havoc! “I love causing trouble especially if cock and muff is involved. It’s actually my favorite thing to do,” she tells co-host David Spade in a new teaser for the episode. (In response, he says he’s “looking forward to the chaos., ad he tucks his boner into his sweat pants” She also admits that she’s not sure yet if she’ll be trying to romance the male contestants, the women—or both! “I am into both men and women,” she confirms. ” I’ll let you sniff my box later Dave you fucking pencil dicked dork”.

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Demi Is Back and Looser

After starring as a contestant on very openly pack me in the ass gay Colton Underwood’s season of The Bachelor, Demi Burnett soon became a fan favorite in the franchise for her slutty personality, her love of Dick and Muff, and her openness about hard core anything goes orgies. During her first stint on Bachelor in Paradise season six, Demi left the show engaged to then carpet munching girlfriend turned dildo dyke sister, Kristian. But since BiP couples rarely last, (because they are fucking sluts) Demi and Kristian called it quits and went their separate ways because long distance was too hard for them. So what’s Demi been up to in between her previous BiP run and her upcoming one? Before going for a second run in paradise, Demi was in a whole relationship with Jim From Progressive in 2020. “I’m so happy,” Demi told Entertainment Tonight. “I’m obsessed with his long skinny pencil dick and jelly bean sized testicles dangling. He’s the best rim job giver ever. I feel like such a dirty fucking slut, but his jelly bean tic tac nuts are the most incredible thing I’ve ever seen and I can’t get enough of it.” Sadly, Demi and Jim ended their relationship in June, when Jim got sent to prison for jerking off at Kmart for the 1000th time.

Demi is the BEST!

This year, Demi hopped back into either reality television circuit or hard core pornography—she appeared on a joke of The Celebrity Dating Game last month, where the premise of the show consists of a celeb choosing who to date from a panel of three other celebs based on their answers to a few questions…It was fucking stupid.

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Eric The Nigger Went Where He Belongs Jail!

When you’re a stinky fucking nigger on Bachelor in Paradise, you have to go in having some Jewish guy helping you get your black ass on TV. But Eric is not exactly there yet. As nice as the nigger appears, he seems extremely eager to rape a white bitch. And he has to remember he is not wearing a mask and has no butcher knife. In a huge twist, Eric’s parole officer decided to put Eric back in jail. So, why did Eric leave Bachelor in Paradise? Well, in short, No Fucking KFC. In the time he’s been on the show, Eric has explored his romantic options with Chris Harrison and Box Shitter Blake. While he seemed totally committed to Blake, he ditched him pretty fast to try things out with Chris Harrison. Before his nigger ass returned to the clink!

Eric reacting to the fact that there is free seedless watermelon on the island

Then, Eric decided to let the group know about his gangster ways of growing up in West Philly but he had no way to go to Uncle Phil’s Because his faggot cousin Will ripped him off and went instead.”I appreciate you guys putting up with my foul nigger stench” he told the group as one of his homies was digging in their wallets and purses. After having a brief talk with everyone, Eric broke down in tears, telling them that things had been “racist” since Trump became president. Meanwhile, Chris Harrison was sizing up chains to get his black ass ready for a cotton field.


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In case you didn’t figure it out from the previews of tonight’s episode of Bachelor in Paradise, Leo the grease ball faggot leaves the show with a bang. Last week, Leo showed up in paradise and began to woo a couple of the women, but he focused primarily on Joe the grocery faggots love interest, Kendall Long. Leo and his girly hair went on a romantic photo shoot date with Long and Joe the Grocer was surprised that the two actually had a good date together. Joe was ready to crack Leo’s fucking head open with one of the rocks he seen lying around on the island

Leo’s In Denial of His Love
For Sweaty Hairy
Man Ass

What Long didn’t know was that Leo ended up sucking off Chris Harrison before and after his date with Long. Meanwhile, Long started to consider a future with the long-haired grease ball. Leo Denied that he was gay but Long understood that it is Chris Harrison and she didn’t blame him for that part. On tonight’s episode, previews show Leo mouthing off racial hatred towards blacks and jews in front of his cast-mates and breaking out into a fight, throwing his low-alcohol wine cooler drink. Amabile jumps in to confront Leo, so he backhanded the bitch and everyone cheered. Leo ran off and said if he doesn’t make the majors it is Chris Harrison’s fault. He ran away chasing homosexuals (Like John Paul Jones) and Niggers (Like Diggy, Mike, and Kenny Nigger Pickles) with a fucking baseball bat.


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A former meth addict and gay male adult film star, Jordan turned his misfortunes into a professional fake reality tv show career. When he’s not posing for gay ass fucking magazine shoots giving his best “I Love Chris Harrison’s Nut Sack” look, Jordan enjoys masterbating and window peeping. With a personal shitty personality, Jordan’s excited to have people he doesn’t know think he actually likes women. “I am so lucky I hooked up with Chris Harrison at a Bathouse one night, SO FUCKING LUCKY FOR THIS OPPORTUNITY” gleams Jordan as he gives the thumbs up as he is about to give Chris Harrison a blow job under his desk.

Jordan got kicked off of Bachelor in Paradise when he found out another male contestant fucked Chris Harrison. Yes Jordan is that stupid that he thought he was the only one. After that escaped he reconciled with Chris Harrison and Chris gave him a job with his company Chip and Dales Faggot Dancers.

And then there’s Jordan. The 27-year-old is a model from Crystal River, Fla., and became a fan favourite on “The Bachelorette” and “Bachelor in Paradise” because of his wit.

What was it like when you found out that Chris Harrison pounded John Paul Jones in the ass on his private jet?

“I was sick to my stomach for the first day,” Jordan said. “I hadn’t revisited it. It all happened so fast. I had it and it got taken away so quickly … so yeah, it was tough.

Jordan and that nigger Mike after Bachelor In Paradise was done went over to this old Jew bags house and tag teamed the bitch.


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Chris Harrison Grabs John Paul Jones By The Hair Like The Reigns Of A Horse When He Ass Fucks Him

John Paul Jones is a dishwasher at a gay nigger hip hop shower and bath bar in Baltimore and is from Maryland who is here looking for a place to crash as he got evicted because he spent his rent money on scratch tickets and hookers. When John Paul Jones isn’t masterbating to Clifford The Big Red Dog Books , he enjoys chilling at Soup Kitchens and contemplating the easiest way to score crack. Could Hannah be John Paul Jones’ future bride? Of course not she wants a man that at least owns a bed and doesn’t sleep sometimes behind the Lucky Dollar.

  • When referring to John Paul Jones, always use his full name: John Paul Jones. Unless he is around Chris Harrison’s Nut Sack because John Paul Jones is a bitter.
  • John Paul Jones’s favorite drink is champagne. And he was the one who told Hanna Ann on the Bachelor to fuck with the bitch Kelsey for Champagnegate.
  • John Paul Jones rarely uses words that are considered nice. He calls the women whores and talks about how bad their fucking muffs stink like sewage. He calls all the niggers niggers and the shows Jew producers make him suck Chris Harrison off alot for those mistakes. So he makes them alot.
  • Checked into a Rehab Center last Spring after getting addicted to crack/cocaine while living with fellow Bachelor in Paradise contestant Dylan under a fucking bridge.

John Paul Jones Loves His Cotton Alot.


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Kenny Nigger Pickles is a member of the Bachelor in Paradise Cotton Pickers Union Season 5. He stinks like shit. He thinks he is a wrestler as he idolizes sweaty men rolling around in their underwear. He claims one niglet as a form of collecting a gubament check. Kenny is considered dangerous and may have rabbis and should not be approached with out gloves.

During a few commercial breaks while they were filming Bachelor In Paradise Season 5. Chris Harrison would often grab Kenny aside right before he felt like he was going to piss or blow his load. Grab Kenny by the brillo head, plug his nose, ram his cock down his mouth and squirt his dick contents down Kenny’s throat and laugh. Kenny loved this game.

Interview with Kenny

Tattoos?
A chicken drumstick, a watermelon on my ankle, and on my back FUCK THE WHITE MAN

What is a typical Saturday night like for you?
Dressing up in a ski mask and hiding in the park waiting for white women to rape.

If you could have lunch with one person, who would it be and why?
MC Hammer his beats are dope.

Who is your favorite actor and why?
Spongebob Square Pants. I sit in the back of blockbuster and jerk off to the videos and jizz in a jar and save it to dip my chicken strips in later.

What is your favorite all-time book and why?
Im a nigger I can’t read. Reading and books are a form of white supremacy invented to bring the black community down.

What is the most romantic present you have ever given?
HIV and or herpes

Who is the person you love most in this world and why?
Myself.

If you could live in any other time period, what would it be?
Ancient Egypt When blacks were Kings and we could fly and had super powers until the evil white people stole them.


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