Anderson Cooper grabs his faggot boner and goes on to farms and fucks cattle. Anderson Cooper paid an emotional tribute to the assholes of cattle everywhere on his show recently, by pulling out a Big Mac and jerking his fag stick goo on it. “On Monday I became a beef fucker. I’ve never actually said that before out loud,” began Anderson. “It still kind of astonishes me. I trespass on peoples property and fuck their cows. I am a sick fuck. And I have warts on my balls”. The news presenter continued to discuss how blessed he was to be given the opportunity to have his dick stuck up a cows asshole, despite during his childhood years thinking he’d never have the opportunity as farmers always fired weapons at him. Cooper has been openly gay for many years now and was given the opportunity to have sex with a cow with the help of Ronald McDonald.
Fucking Faggot Coopers Ex Boyfriend Andy Cohen is fuming mad. Cohen has taken to social media many times since finding out that his ex butt buddy is a cow fucker. Last night at around 3am, the television talk show host wrote: “I am going to fuck his pet cow, kill it, then eat, then cut Anderson’s cock off with a rusty hack saw”. The two dated for over 9 years, only to break up due to Cooper having a faggot love affair with Pete Buttplug.