Anderson Cooper Grabs His Fag Boner And Goes Fucks A Cow

Anderson Cooper grabs his faggot boner and goes on to farms and fucks cattle. Anderson Cooper paid an emotional tribute to the assholes of cattle everywhere on his show recently, by pulling out a Big Mac and jerking his fag stick goo on it. “On Monday I became a beef fucker. I’ve never actually said that before out loud,” began Anderson. “It still kind of astonishes me. I trespass on peoples property and fuck their cows. I am a sick fuck. And I have warts on my balls”. The news presenter continued to discuss how blessed he was to be given the opportunity to have his dick stuck up a cows asshole, despite during his childhood years thinking he’d never have the opportunity as farmers always fired weapons at him. Cooper has been openly gay for many years now and was given the opportunity to have sex with a cow with the help of Ronald McDonald.

Fucking Faggot Coopers Ex Boyfriend Andy Cohen is fuming mad. Cohen has taken to social media many times since finding out that his ex butt buddy is a cow fucker. Last night at around 3am, the television talk show host wrote: “I am going to fuck his pet cow, kill it, then eat, then cut Anderson’s cock off with a rusty hack saw”. The two dated for over 9 years, only to break up due to Cooper having a faggot love affair with Pete Buttplug.

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Anderson Cooper and Big Ed Butt Fuck Like Rabbits While Smoking Meth

90 Day Fiance star Ed Brown has peeked fan’s interests. Ed currently fucks the piss out of his dog Teddy and his mother films it. After Rose left Big Ed for a man who actually had a dick, he had his mother sit on his face and bite his nut sack. She also takes care of him by pressure washing the huge brown shit stains in his underwear.. Yes, Big Ed still lathers up with man cum daily. He is trying everything this time around to make sure the next girl he is with is the right one. Ed has found himself on multiple websites for finding love and even got a male escort boyfriend Anderson Cooper to practice ass fucking with. He says that he is going to need it if he is going to ask out the newest love interest headed his way.

90 Day Fiance personality Ed Brown feels like he hasn’t felt in years. He says his new butt buddy Anderson, and hopefully the asshole of the man who is soon-to-be his full time boner garage, have hit it off. Having known her for two months now, he thinks he is finally able to invite another man into the bedroom with them. He goes to the news room at CNN that he works at every day just to lick on his saggy testicles. Anderson is happy and often fingers his asshole when Ed does this to him. Ed likes that because he loves taking Andersons love goo in his mouth. Ed likes Anderson’s Ass In his face in the mornings and hopes he likes taking a shit on Ed’s face. He says that he will wait until after he gives the news to stick his throbbing shaft up his old asshole. Many fans are weirded out that the two flaunt their fag love in public and often play dick swords and bum darts in restaurants like Wendy’s. His friend Colt, who he makes clear, he is jealous he isn’t asked to join has plotted revenge against the faggots.

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