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Minnesota Famous

Authors

St. Paul

  • F. Scott Fitzgerald (The Great Gatsby) SEP-01-1896*

Business

Minneapolis

  • George Dayton (Founder of Target) MAR-06-1857*
  • John S Pilsbury (Founder of Pilsbury GOV) JUL-29-1827*
  • Richard Sears (Founder of Sears) DEC-07-1863*

Entertainment

Cottage Grove

  • Sean William Scott (Stiffler) OCT-03-1976

Duluth

  • Bob Dylan (Musical Jew) MAY 24-1941✡

Ely

  • Jessica Biel (7th Heaven) MAR-03-82

Grand Rapids

  • Judy Garland (Wizard of Oz) JUN-10-1922*

Minneapolis

  • Richard Dean Anderson (MacGyver) JAN-23-1950
  • Prince (Nigger Who Loved Anal) JUN-07-1958*
  • Charles M. Schultz (Cartoonist Peanuts) NOV-26-1922*

St. Paul

  • Josh Hartnett (Black Hawk Down) JUL-21-1978

Winona

  • Winona Ryder (Jew with no skill) OCT-29-1971✡

Politicians

Minneapolis

  • Hubert H Humphrey ( Vice President) MAY-27-1911
  • Walter Mondale (Vice President) JAN-05-1928
  • Jessie Ventura (Bum Gay Wrestler) JUL-15-1951

Sports

Minneapolis

Hockey

  • Dustin Byfuglien (Free Agent) Mar-27-1985

Thugs

Minneapolis

  • George Floyd (Violent ape) OCT-14-1973
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