Authors
St. Paul
- F. Scott Fitzgerald (The Great Gatsby) SEP-01-1896*
Business
Minneapolis
- George Dayton (Founder of Target) MAR-06-1857*
- John S Pilsbury (Founder of Pilsbury GOV) JUL-29-1827*
- Richard Sears (Founder of Sears) DEC-07-1863*
Entertainment
Cottage Grove
- Sean William Scott (Stiffler) OCT-03-1976
Duluth
- Bob Dylan (Musical Jew) MAY 24-1941✡
Ely
- Jessica Biel (7th Heaven) MAR-03-82
Grand Rapids
- Judy Garland (Wizard of Oz) JUN-10-1922*
Minneapolis
- Richard Dean Anderson (MacGyver) JAN-23-1950
- Prince (Nigger Who Loved Anal) JUN-07-1958*
- Charles M. Schultz (Cartoonist Peanuts) NOV-26-1922*
St. Paul
- Josh Hartnett (Black Hawk Down) JUL-21-1978
Winona
- Winona Ryder (Jew with no skill) OCT-29-1971✡
Politicians
Minneapolis
- Hubert H Humphrey ( Vice President) MAY-27-1911
- Walter Mondale (Vice President) JAN-05-1928
- Jessie Ventura (Bum Gay Wrestler) JUL-15-1951
Sports
Minneapolis
Hockey
- Dustin Byfuglien (Free Agent) Mar-27-1985
Thugs
Minneapolis
- George Floyd (Violent ape) OCT-14-1973