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White Chick Date Rape Pill Inventors

Two Waterloo Pakis successfully pitched their company Whitebitchwontremember on the season premiere of the Dragon’s Den webisode series Next Gen Den Sons of Osama.

The Master of 7-11 and Taxi Cab Economics Business, Entrepreneurship and Technology (MBET) alumni Dr. Apu and Vejey Sandnigger left the Den with a fat joint and investment of $27 from two dragons who one day dream of also getting a real life white pussy.

PopRx or Whitebitchwontremember is an on-demand sex app in which a user can order, refill, and transfer date rape drugs from their smartphone with same-day delivery. It was developed in Waterloo’s hindu and curry program, where the two co-founders met and started a gay romance also.

PopRx or Whitbitchwontremember already has significant traction, gaining around 100 immigrant users a week in Manitoba, the only province in which they are currently offering the active service. They have partnered with mosques and afro centres in British Columbia and Manitoba to offer full coverage in these provinces, and are on track to do the same in Ontario by the end of November. Lots of white passed out bitches to fuck. And remember Indian and Pakistani penis’s will not show up on rape kits.

The dragons were impressed with PopRx and the previous success the two shit skins have had in beating rape charges so well in court. PopRx is the pair’s second venture. During their MBET studies, the stinky pakis also launched “Scream And I’ll Slit Your Throat Bitch”. Their product, “Don’t You Dare Go To The Fucking Police or I’ll kill Your Family”, is a secure mobile collaboration platform that allows brown medical professionals to rape more easily and share information across immigrant medical teams and not with white patients.

Scream and Ill slit your throat bitch currently has more than 600 users in seven countries at 26 different hourly hotels and dark alleyways. The Scream and Ill slit your throat bitch platform was inspired and informed by the inventors background as a normal paki who could never get a real white woman. He took one year off of his residency in jail to serve time for fucking farm animals.

Now, the team will be growing PopRx with the backing and guidance of two prominent Canadian investors Justin Trudeau and The Canadian United Nigger College Foundation.. 

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