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Melbourne Problems

Melbourne is a city in Australia, capital of the state of Victoria and great place to be completely surrounded by Pakis and Niggers. Known nationally as the birthplace of the gangland murders (a popular sport involving drugs, illegal firearms and alcohol) Melbourners have convinced themselves of being nearly 100% more hardcore than the rest of Australia. Melbourne is also the birthplace of AFL, an even more popular sport involving tight shorts, sweaty men, corporate sponsorship and  anal sex. So a perfect fit a gay fucking sport from a gay fucking country!

Sophie About To Get Her Head Checked!!

This woman Sophie of Melbourne seeks out married men through way of befriending their children & wives first before then flirting with & leading on the husband with lies of “love”. My husband & I were going through a rough patch in our marriage & this woman took that opportunity to befriend me first & my youngest daughter through my daughter’s favorite sport before going after my husband. Since she had been newly elected as the president of this sports association since no one else wanted the responsibility & my husband was also a board member for the association, she started texting my husband & he would stop by to help her w/ obtaining new furniture for her new apartment she just moved into & would flirt w/ my husband whenever he came to her apartment & when he would see her at sport functions. She then started telling him lies about me & led him to believe that I was emotionally abusing him. So I am going to find this bitch out side of the daycare where she works. I am going to approach her with a bat and beat her fucking head in until she gets the hint to stay the fuck away. Right in front of the kids. Crocodile Dundee style bitch.

Melbourne Mark Tugs His Little Wiener In Parks Across Melbourne’s Faggot District

One day in Melbourne I was sitting in the park reading Archie Comics and jerking my wiener. I was stroking my dick quickly and hard to the birds then this dude came up in a nice car. He said “Yo homie My name is Mark, Can I jerk wieners with you?” I looked at him kind of weird and said sure why not so we sat together and kept jerking our wieners to the beat of a bongo drum. We talked about our wieners and other peoples wieners. But we mainly just focused on tugging our wieners in sync to the nice breeze of the wind. Mark started slowing jerking his wiener then started to cry and told me he owed a home company money and he has bad luck with women due to his small wiener.

I told Mark don’t worry and smile because tugging wieners outside is fun with you and thats all that matters. So we just kept Wiener tugging. And now everytime I go to Australia especially Melbourne I call Mark up or find him at a Gay Faggot Fudgepacking Bathhouse. Join him there for a bit then travel the city tugging our wieners. Next trip we will tug our wieners to Kangaroos and Walabees.


That is unbelievable and fucking racist and rude. Think of all the 30 year old holocaust survivors that suffered in the concentration camps from wherever they chose to make them up were. Shame on you for hurting something fake with something else fake. https://www.smh.com.au/national/very-disturbing-people-dressed-in-nazi-uniforms-confront-shoppers-at-supermarket-20191119-p53c5q.html?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1574551743

 
 
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Fuck guys just because he is black it does not mean that he stole that purse. He is taking it back. To his mud hut.
 
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Hosing down the invaders who belong back home. And stink like the shit from the asshole. Technically they are from the asshole of planet earth and it has a huge leak. We need to call a super plumber. Crocodile Dundee and Steve Irwin need to be there to kick these vermins ass. “No you need the opposite of a boomerang you don’t want those niggers coming back”.”AC/DC retired the world got mad and sent Australia lots of niggers”.

POLICE ADMIT: SUDANESE 44 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO BREAK LAW

After years of evasions, Victoria Police reveals the full catastrophe of the Howard Government’s decision to let in poorly educated Sudanese refugees from tribal war zones who’d struggle to fit in. 

 
 
 
Dau Mabior, 19, was charged over his alleged involvement in an all-in brawl on the tourist-heavy foreshore of Melbourne’s St Kilda beach.
He was also accused of assaulting officers, making threats to kill and possessing marijuana.
Three men were allegedly ambushed by the riotous group before one was knocked unconscious and robbed.
After Christmas, a gang of African youths stormed Chelsea Beach, in Melbourne’s south-east, before allegedly smashing a glass bottle over a teenager’s head, assaulting multiple swimmers and stealing their wallets.
Shortly before Christmas, this time at St Albans in Melbourne’s north-west, African youths from the Blood Drill Killers gang robbed and harassed shop owners and their customers. LINK
 

Every dude that has stepped on soil in the Melbourne area has fucked Manpreet most more than once. This is Manpreet Thakral, she came to Australia to “study” and do rails of blow off guys dicks in gym locker rooms. She instead became a floozy, saved money and now married to an innocent guy she cheats on daily. His name is Kamaldeep Singh When you fuck Manpreet and she will fuck anywhere she talks so dirty and lets you film her for porn hub. She is in the hit film Indian Cocks are So Fucking Small. She screams when you enter her. She keeps yelling how much bigger my dick is than Kamaldeep Singh’s but thats not saying much all east indians have small dicks. So Manpreet be in heaven not having to be in India and endure little paki dick it makes her sick. Right on Manpreet you make Melbourne and all men proud.


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Prefers to use her long hair to wipe her ass instead of toilet paper. She often has dingle berries crusted in her head, pussy, and ass hairs.

This gutter pig loves guys that are in relationships, she will bone your man then try n fight u when she gets caught, but don’t worry, kayleigh never follows through. she’s all talk online, she makes fake accounts to harass people and has threatened to have people killed. her tits are so saggy i’ve been told they get caught under her armpits and get all stinky n sweaty when you’re trying to lay her down. she’s a dirty mall rat, she doesn’t have a job and just walks around the mall with high school kids all day, don’t be fooled by her baby face and shortness, she’ll be 20 this year. her dad puts her on blast on fb for being a disappointment to her whole family, it’s truly embarrassing. do kelowna a favour kayleigh next time you take off don’t come back, everyones sick of your bullsh1t, u ain’t a gangster b. She shit her pants once at Orchard Park Mall and walked around with liquid shit dripping down her leg in white pants. Brown streak mark following her all around the mall. Shit was so hot. Steam came off the brown floor racing stripe poo. She often wipes her ass with her long hair too there is always poo crusties in it.


Smeared her shit on the glass window at the bowling alley in Chilliwack BC

Here is a dirty sneaky shit smearing hoe named Toilet Paper Tia. She fucks people’s boyfriend’s and thinks it’s unfair when they try to put a stop to it and throw a tempertantrum like a child. You know the saying you can’t make a hoe a housewife? Well Tia is a prime example of just that. She’s mad she’s not really worth more than a “good time”. Perhaps to keep a man you should try not being a rat or at least swallow the loads you create? That’s a good place to start. You can only send a man to jail so many times. Being a mother to her 2 children was never a priority to this crack junkie. She now sloots it up for free and chooses to be out all night doing drugs than at home with her sitting in care while she gets high and f**** guys. Got caught stealing crack off of a nigger in Chilliwack at the bowling alley and then she shit her pants and smeared it on her hand and wrote on the glass. The exact words were “Billy Idol RULES”.


Deanna is a wannabe gangster with anal herpes that bleed through her plastic panties, who leeches off those around her until they have nothing else to give. She’s a disgusting person with an equally repulsive personality. In her spare time when she isn’t smoking meth and destroying everything in her path, she’s giving DRDs to those willing to sleep with her. She thinks she’s “cleaning up the streets” by selling fake drugs so she has money to get her own fix. She makes the lives of those around a living hell and literally drives them to attempting suicide. If by chance you’ve had the misfortune of coming into contact with this sloot, do yourself a favor and go to the doctor. It will burn when you pee Kamloops finest.


Jessica has lice and mites that crawl in her pubic hair and her arm pit hair. She headlocks pakis alot too.

 Hey now this chick Jessica  is the extreme skanks of skanks. She lives in Quesnel BC and goes into the walmart store and rams bags of apples up her asshole. Im sure she has ridden every man already even a couple chugs. Cant keep her legs closed for more than 5 mins she pees when a guy is fucking her. She has an ad on craigslist to buy a bicycle that she also stole from walmart and for one that she took outside the library where she sells meth to pakis. Plus she has ads running on buy and sell for condoms with her shit and vaginal puss on them. She has many DRDS as well as DRD. She sucks n fuks anyone with no condoms that is why she has warts and itches her box in public all the time. On Facebook she has a profile saying shes a sexologist. Gross. She is hooked on heroine & meth so this is how she supplies her drug addictions. She is also a homewrecker. Broke up a happy family conned the ladies husband into being with her in an open relationship saying shes a good girl and playing him thay she cares but she is just after his money and his car. She once had it all in alberta but lost it all cause shes a complete skank and cant keep her legs closed. This b1tch can rot in hell as far as im concerned.



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Elmer Crawford

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  Being away from home for almost the last 2 months working 16 hour days has not given me much time to write on the blog lately. On my way home last night I decided to stop in at the pub and have a quick pint. I got to talking with this guy from Australia and we started talking about TV shows we like Forensic Files, Solved, Wicked Attraction and then John List came up. Now living in Canada even though I am familiar with American crimes and guys who are on the run for killing their families IE Bradford Bishop, William Fisher, and the captured John List. Buddy there asked me if I ever heard of an Australian man by the name of Elmer Crawford. I told him no and he told me to google him and I did. It made me realise how ignorant I have been and focused on mainly stories from the US and Canada. I imagine a lot of ID junkies in Canada and the US have not either. So I decided to scour the net to find out what I can about him. There is a lot and if this piece of shit is still alive he needs to be brought to justice.
Loch Ard Gorge
Port Campbell, Australia

The Crime: On July 2nd, 1970 a car with 4 bodies inside was discovered at the bottom of a cliff a at Loch Ard Gorge which is located at Port Campbell, Victoria, Australia. The bodies inside were those of 4 of the 5 members of the Crawford family. Mother Terese (who was pregnant) and the children Kathryn 13, James 8, and Karen 6. It was later determined that they were murdered by their father Elmer. The way of the murder was cruel and sick. Elmer who was not an electrician but had some general knowledge due to his job at a raceway.
  It is determined that Elmer had murdered his family in their home by beating them with a hammer and electrocuting his wife with alligator clips. His goal was to make it look like a murder suicide so he could claim insurance money he would receive if his whole family died.  He basically wanted it to look like his wife went nuts and beat the children and drove off the cliff.
  Initially it is believed that Elmer Crawford wanted the car to crash into the water so the bodies wouldn’t be found and it would be easier to collect the insurance money. He could of just said his wife ran off at first and then collected the new wills they both wrote up. But when he pushed the family’s FE Holden vehicle off the cliff late at night it didn’t quite make it. instead it was sitting at a ledge overlooking the sea. That put a damper in his plans and instead of cleaning up the evidence and going with his story, he had to bail.
  When the police realised the vehicle was registered to Elmer they actually went to his house the next day. The police not knowing the vehicle had bodies inside left after no one answered the door.
Crawford’s Whereabouts and Sightings: In 2010 detectives thought they had located Elmer Crawford. A man who passed away in San Angelo, Texas was found with multiple fake Ids resembled Crawford. But after a DNA test was given it was proved not to be him.
  I find this one a little bull shit but you never know. In 1994 a former associate of Crawford’s claimed to have seen him in Perth, Australia. The associate claimed that Crawford did not recognise him and told him that he was there on Vacation from New Zealand. I think it is fake because would this associate not at least put in the effort to find out where he was staying and or where in New Zealand he lived.

Crawford age enhanced.

My Thoughts: I agree with this one post I read one blogger write the sack of shit is either dead or will never be caught. I look at how List got caught and gives you a glimmer of hope but this is the oldest one out there. I don’t think Bishop will be caught either. I do how ever believe if he is alive Robert Fisher will be caught.

Tidbits
  • Elmer Crawford had been stealing supplies from his work, The Victoria Racing Club for years up to $3,000 worth
  • If Crawford was alive today he would be 83 years old.

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