Will Smith Tries To Fuck Jesse Jackson’s Trans-Sexual Nigger Offspring at KFC

“Clubba Hubba Niggers Boot Lips Bubba” is the third episode of Season 1 of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Summary

By George Floyd, he’s got it! To impress a bitch ass hoWill takes lessons on how to slip women roofies in their drinks from Carlton.

Plot

Will and Carlton catches sight of a bitch ass trans-sexual hooker named Mimi at the gay bar. She is the daughter of Jesse Jackson , who also known as Israel’s #1 Nigger in causing fake racist incidents, since he never earns anything working honestly, to people he’s a jew puppet. Determined to make his chick with a dick Mimi his date to the Compton KFC Grand Opening, Will follows Carlton’s advice and starts buying lots of drugs and testing them out on his cousins and homeless people, with Philip and Geoffrey participating in the gross behavior. After mastering the skills on his neighbors cat and dogs, Will walks into the country club with a roofie in his hand, putting on a persona as John Legend. At first, Jesse Jackson is not interested in meeting him until he shares some crack with him, which Jesse Jackson find very flattering. He then offers Will a seat, and the two begin talking about jacking liquor stores because of the white men holding them down. When Mimi walks in, she pulls out a purple dildo wrapped in a bow and presents it to Will. Jesse leaves the two to get better acquainted with a credit card given to him from Joe Biden.

After Jesse Jackson is out of sight, Will drops the roofie in the drink of Mimi, but before getting a sip, Mimi reveals to Will that it just took a shit on Uncle Phil’s chest after fucking his fat black ass blacker. Will then starts masterbating uncontrollably at the table, and that he’s exactly what she’s looking for. However, Mimi fails to see this and then goes of with Carlton to get a motel room. Back at the house, Vivian and Geoffrey the nigger butler offer Will a double blow job,  which sounded fine at the time. Despite this, Will decides to get revenge on Carlton so he pistol whips his Aunt Viv in the face and then Blows Geoffrey’s nigger fucking head off so their is coon blood all over the walls.

Back at the house, Will waits for his fat Uncle Phil to get home to drive him to fuck up Carlton and rape Mimi. And to hire a new fucking nigger butler. Will waited and waited and waited. But much like a nigger waiting for his father to come home, his Uncle Phil didn’t either (He was sucking off old men at bus stations later than expected). Will raped Geoffrey’s headless corpse in the living room for a few hours then fell asleep on the floor with his pants around his ankles and the TV remote control rammed firmly up his nigger ass. The end.

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Will Pawns Ashley’s Violin For Crack Money

“Will The Lowest Crack Head Nigger Alive” is the second episode of Season 1 of The UN- Fresh Nigger of Smell-Air.

Summary

The household hits a sour note when Will pawns Ashley’s violin to get some crack.

Plot

The Inner Chimp Always comes out. Word!

The Niggers start their day off drinking malt liquor and eating cold chicken for breakfast. Fat Nigger Philip experiences throbbing vieny pulsing erections from watching Geoffrey bend over to pick stuff up. Meanwhile, Will is upstairs raping the corpse of a dead cat left by the garbage. Ashley then appears and asks why will is fucking supper? After Hilary wipes Carltons jizz off her chin, Philip unzips his fly and gives Geoffrey the Butler the Butt thrashing of his life. While Will and Carlton jerk off to it on the sofa. After sitting through hours of Geoffrey getting ass hacked with a gag ball, Will is jealous and tries to join in. When Phil throws Will away Carlton pulls out a 9mil and busts a cap in Geoffrey’s fucking head. Phil then looks all frustrated at loosing his boner and yells “Who the Fuck is going to clean this shit up? After another annoying day at work, Philip comes home to Geoffrey’s dead body in the foray surrounded by crusted blood, so he picks it up and drags it up to his room to rape it some more. Upon entering, he finds Will smoking crack while getting a blow job from his own Aunt Vivian. Will tells Phil to fuck off as he points a gun at him and then points it at his aunts head as she is crying humming the Aunt Jemima theme song.

Will’s new gay lover Marcelino from Love After Lock Up, who he claims is going to be Ashley’s new boyfriend. After Philip and Vivian leave, Will and Marcelino ass hack up a storm outside the mansion. Sometime later, the family is in the living room trying to enjoy their fried chicken, but not so much, Marcelino keeps yelling at Will to fuck him harder. Philip calls Will down to enjoy chicken with the family. Ashley comes downstairs, along with Marcelino and the family plays some MC Hammer Cassettes on the Boom Box. Philip tries to get Ashley to get a boyfriend her own age or one who isn’t a nigger or fucking gay like everyone else in the family. Later that night, Philip catches Marcelino trying to steal his car stereo. He gives the burnt tampon a choice. Suck his dick or die. Marcelino blew his balls try and the 2 are now lovers and living in Africa where they belong. Happy endings are the best.

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