Benjamin “Coach” Wade (born September 18, 1971) is a flamingly gay American man on man pornographic personality best known for being gay and a contestant on Survivor. He grew up in Knoxville, Tennessee and later moved to Susanville, California, to pursue a romantic affair with his gay lover John Legend. Benjamin Wade grew up in Knoxville, Tennessee, the son of an overweight prostitute and a french man. He attended Mike Tyson Middle School and West High School for Transgendered Faggots in Knoxville. He began his male on male adult entertainment career as a teenager, playing with Jerry Springer’s balls and massaging his shaft for nickles after school. He majored in load swallowing at the University of Tennessee and graduated in 1993, before obtaining a master’s degree in Stiff Cock Handling from the University of Nevada. Of course this all came from that long haired faggots mouth so the truth behind everything minus the gay shit is probably not true. In 1997, Wade was hired at Simpson University in Redding, California, to coach the women’s childrens soccer team, because they knew he wouldn’t sexually abuse them as he is just in to dudes. Hence soccer is such a pussy faggot sport it was a good safe fit for “THE COACH”.. He then spent 13 years coaching 6 -8 year old girls pee-wee soccer. After his appearance on Survivor, Wade was cut off from California’s Social Assistance. The university’s athletic director Michael Moore had fired Wade for not telling the school he was filming homosexual love scenes in the school gymnasium with his at the time gay lover Chet Welch. Coach married Pete Buttigeg, a gay politician, on December 31, 2011
ABOUT CHET: By Chet Welch
- I was the best contestant ever on SURVIVOR Micronesia. I have worked with the Miss America Pageant for over 30 years and still can not get an erection over women. I live on the Beautiful Butt Buddy Boner Farm where I have lots of sexual intercourse llamas, Horses, Dorset Sheep and Miniature Brahma cattle. Life is good!
I lived in the country all of my life with animals. I am in a relationship with Donald Lemon for quite a while now. I competed and dominated on SURVIVOR Micronesia which pretty much changed my life ( for the better). I am the Executive Director of the Hot Gay Man Ass Pennsylvania Pagent and have been involved with the Colt Johnson’s Gay Bath house. Recently we bought the Historic Tunnel HIll farm in Gaylord where we raise Llamas, Paint Horses and miniature Brahma cattle
Taking a chet: informal + impolite: to pass solid waste from the body usually when your anal cavity is full of your gay male lovers sprem and semen. Like so the shit is a brick or liquid matter of fecal matter and cum. Example: John Legend takes a chet in Bernie Sanders mouth after they make anal love. It’s hard to remember all the early homosexual, redneck hill billy, and nigger ghetto losers over the years. Was there ever a worse one that Chet? He complained from the beginning, and you knew he was a flaming fucking faggot the second you looked at him. Then he went on and single-handedly lost his tribe’s challenge at least twice, arguably four times and laughed about it. After the tribe swap, he decided to quit sticking his penis in other contestants mouths while they were sleeping, but wouldn’t stick around another day or two in order to leave his alliance in a much better position—I do not even know if Chet would be Jerry Springer Jew Show material.
Chet currently loves (who knows what those gay people mean by love am I right?) his three dogs (Forrester, Chance and Savanna), along with 15 sheep, 75 ducks and three cats. His birth date is October 22, 1959. Chet has lived in the same house his entire life, but has traveled throughout numerous gay bars and bath houses in the United States. He enjoys bum darts, dick swords, dancing slowly with other men so their boners rub together, and yoga. Welch describes himself as magical, determined and unknowing which cock he will tackle next. He believes the fact that he is gay, tackled on numerous dicks and refuses to wear condoms on any mans asshole no matter how rough, stinky and smelly it is, will help him go far on SURVIVOR. Or at least let him tackle Jeff Probst’s wiener for a few nights. Hence why he loved exile. Once the cameras were of you know he was fudgepacking. Because with Chet it is all about the ass love and fudgepacking.
♪♪♪I’m a trucker looking dyke with a mullet!!!! I eat pancakes out of a horse trough with Aunt Jemima Syrup cuz I hate that nigger Obama. My step dad pulls my mullet when he gives me anal on the trailer deck after church. That Bitch Rosie O’donnell don’t have nothing on my tuna.♪♪♪ Her cousins dip their dicks in cool whip and go to the glory holes in the barn there are 4 one is Denise.
Due to the fact that Denise is a lunch lady or school bus driver or one of those professions you pigeon hole yourself in when you get a hair cut like that. Her skills in the game were that. Also she has a bigger penis than Jeff Probst. So Jeff loved fucking and sucking her off while they ate corndogs in a hot tub jacuzzi. Probst would poor mustard all over Denise and then lick it off while he whacked off to Golden Girls re runs on his big screen. Jeff Probst and Denise have so much in common. They love to have long late night talks about what cereal mascot they find more sexually attractive. Then they mutual masturbate to the Cosby Show together. Due to the fact that Denise is from Massachusetts she says foul language and talks like she is about to spit a wad of cum out of her mouth all the time like Ben Affleck.
Denise had a long time Lesbian affair with other Survivor contestant Elaine.. It ended when Elaine cheated on Denise so Denise broke a plate over her head. Then grabbed a chair broke it over her back grabbed the legs and rammed 2 legs up Elaine’s asshole and 2 legs up her snatch. Then Denise called the cops and told them to come arrest her. She spent a few weeks in jail for that stint.
Denise Fun Facts
- She carries a piece of toilet paper with her at all times. Just a single square. She uses it then keeps it in her pocket and uses the other side. Some times if its not all brown she can get three can trips out of one small square. That’s Mullet Life.
- Spent a night in a Vegas holding cell after grabbing some other butch dyke by her mullet and forcing them to eat her feces out of the toilet bowl at the MGM Grand in 1973.
- Won a bronze medal in archery at the Mullet World Olympics in Vienna, Austria in 1981.
- Is an huge supporter of getting young children to not wear deodorant like she does. She says it makes the immigrants feel more at home as we smell like them. #Refugeeswelcome Her and Jeff Probst’s Non-Profit Group Mullet Jewish Alliance has raise alot of money for Isrra…. Refugees.
Dreamz was and still is a homeless HIV positive gay male escort, Dreamz was known for smoking crack and jerking off over sleeping contestants throughout the game. Though said allies would keep him out of the loop strategically because he was hands down the stinkiest fucking nigger they had ever met.. Most infamously, he broke his “truck deal” with his one time gay lover Yau-Man Chan. His numerous betrayals, and trying to rape other contestants despite saying he was wearing condoms. He was showing promise strategically and sexual nights in Jeff Probst’s luxury suite garnered him zero jury votes at the Final Tribal Council.
Yau Man Chan was one of the series’ most popular contestants, Yau-Man is regarded as one of the chinkiest ever of Survivor by utilizing his math skills in physics to compensate his poor driving skills. He completed tasks that stronger contestants in Fiji would not be able to accomplish, because most of the other contestants were niggers or inbred rednecks. He is also known for being betrayed by that fucking faggy fruitcake Dreamz Herd and voted out just one day before the Final Tribal Council, becoming the final victim of the Survivor Car Curse. Yau-Man’s popularity led him to open up a chain of restaurants in America called “The Dog Is Not Yours”.
We all know there is wild action packed adventures on and off the camera in the Big Bother All Star House. But one thing if you look really closely on the hidden cameras is the antics of Fag Fan Favorite Kevin. Kevin prances around the house like the fucking fudgepacking faggot he is fluttering like a fairy in the wind of a gust of Oprah’s farts. If you have been watching lots of Big Brother one can’t notice the smile and bulge Kevin gets when he sees his chocolate butter cup David. The two shower together, wrestle around together, play wiener swords in the yard, and bum darts in the basement. The passion is getting ultra hot. Cody of the house use to watch from a hole he drilled to jerk off to it. When asked why he stopped jerking off to Kevin and David’s anal love marathons Cody explained “Two main reasons I ran out of lube and those guys ass hack like hamster. They are ass hack masters of the Universe” So Kevin also makes niggers feel like people. So in the morning he goes to the kitchen when the jigaboo sows Bayliegh and D’Vonne or Nigger 1 and 2 are putting their weaves on and covering up their natural foul nigger stench. Kevin crawls on the table, spreads his as cheeks, and lets his cheeks ripple drops of Davids cum on their fruit loops along with some shit nuggets that fall in there. Then the niggers eat it and Kevin laughs. This is sick behavior and it needs to stop. #Boycottbigbrother
“I feel when I say to you ‘I’m fucking my fat ugly four eyed sister, I’ll call you later,’ and I get 1500 text messages of big shit logs you laid in the toilet, that’s not you respecting me,” Tom says in the clip from his show. “If you ring me bitch at 4 o’clock in the morning and then send me 50 messages, saying ‘what are you doing?’ … are you that girl? You can’t ring people at 5 a.m! If you do it again my pig sister will slap you across your plastic face with her real big dick.,” he continues while Darcey protests with her finger in her crusty asshole. “There’s so much going off in terms of fat rolls to get to my sisters stinky snatch with my tiny dick, I feel like I can’t give this love and time you want.” Tom stated.
Darcey took the news better than expected and shot heroin with some Mexicans, but it was clear she was hurt and heartbroken by the phone call. The two then reunited shortly before the Season 3 “Couples Tell All: Where all the female members of the show put on strap on dildos and fuck Big Ed and Usman up the ass” special and decided to give their relationship another shot. However, in the clip , Darcey admits that their relationship has been strained throughout the last year, and she wonders why she wastes her time with the little dick bisexual homeless loser who pretends to have a job for the show.
He said yes and stick it in my ass hard too!!!! 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way couple Kenneth Niedermeier and Armando Rubio got engaged during the Monday, August 10 episode after three and a half years of hardcore bareback anal sex and dick swords. Thats Some Fucking Hard Core Four Eyed Faggots Butt Fucking!
Kenny, 57, was the one to pop the question to his 31-year-old Beaner butt lover but he had to tell a little white lie to keep the proposal a surprise. The Florida native told Armando he was going to a nearby bank to open an account, but he came clean in his confessional, and to Armandos unknowingness Kenny sucked the shows producers off in the morning before they kissed and had coffee. Faggots.
In his confessional, Ken explained he had two previous long-term relationships before he met the Mexico native, but he never felt the desire to marry either one of his exes. He dated John Legend in the 90’s and Theo Huxtable in the 80’s where he contracted AIDS and Ebola. “But with Armando, it was different. His loving nature, his sensitive side, his testicles dangling in my face in the morning, he makes me feel good. I love him and I couldn’t marry him fast enough,” Kenny revealed.
Kenny then got down on one knee and presented Armando with a pink cock ring. “Are you serious?” Armando asked as he started to cry. “Will you marry me?” Kenny asked, crying as well.
“Baby, of course, yes babe,” Armando said and Kenny placed the ring on his left ring finger. That’s when they pulled out their anal lube and starting sitting on cactuses!
Worst LOL I am baked.
Michael Like most Nigerian Jungle Bunnies lubs his black ass some fried chickenz. He loves Fried Chickenz more than Fat white hos and watermelon sundaes.
Needs Some Fine Touches.
Big Ed Grabbed His Little Dog Teddy By The Hind Legs From Behind. He Stuck His Smug Face Tight Into Teddy’s Asshole. And Ed Sucked All The Shit Out. He Then Sent The Video To Rose For Her Birthday And Rose’s Dad Jerked Off To It. Fuck Ed You Got Issues.
Yep!!! Coltie Fucks them all with his hamster sized penis thrusting in and out as moobs flop around his chest like bean bags.
Jesse is just upset because he is owed the money. He was spending it on items that he and his male escort boyfriends could ram up their assholes when they play bum fuck train. Jesse needs the money too he has been living off his gay lovers Joey Gladstone and Michael Moore for way to long. Jesse has been open and helping the gay black community achieve their goal of eating shit alot too Jesse is owed lets all riot and protest. After all Jesse Lives Matter.
When Big Ed was a faggot male hooker in Chicago in the early 90’s he use to fuck Eddie and Carl Winslow when he was smoking crack behind where they filmed the hit show “Nigger Matters”. He use to get them to tag fuck his midget ass and then cover him in their cum, piss, and shit and they spit on him and called him names. Ed loved it made him almost feel like a real man. So now Carl and Eddie(when he is not in jail) jizz in jars and send huge amounts of their semen to Big Ed for crack money.
Get it the poo is like her because of their smell and canny resemblance. She is a rapping poo ho rapping about negro tampon spear guns and spray paint lip stick.