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Bank Machines

The following one happened in Whitecourt, Alberta.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/atm-thefts-rural-alberta-1.5389922?cmp=rss



 
Chicken is getting fucking expensive man
 
 
 
Thanks Lloyd!
 
 
 
Yeah smash that bank machine with that fucking sledge hammer
All you have to do is tie a chain around the bank machine and rip it out of the fucking store. Fuck the consequences. maybe that cop outside did it. Really may as well take some smokes and junk food. You are stealing the bank machine. A few other items won’t get you anymore less or more jail time. After all they are just sitting there once the door is gone. If you don’t steal it someone else will. So really you are saving the cop paperwork if you get busted he just arrests one person not 2.
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Two suspects used a pick-up truck to allegedly remove an entire ATM unit from inside a Sobeys store in Airdrie, Alberta. More
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Midlands, England
Why rip the fucking bank machine out of the fucking wall. Just blow the fucker up like these chaps did in England.

Two more crooks in the first ever UK gang to blow up cash machines in a £1.5m plot to steal cash have been jailed for 32 years.
The mob left whole banks half wrecked from the blasts, using oxyacetylene gas tanks to smash open ATMs in the northwest and Midlands. Link

 
Guwahati, India
This isn’t really a bank machine. It is actually a pass book machine. But these pakis thought it was an ATM and jacked it and got caught. LINK
 
Edmonton, Alberta 
A brazen ATM theft at a north Edmonton bingo hall was caught by a surveillance camera early Tuesday morning.
The video shows a pickup truck pulling up to the north door of Castledowns Bingo, in the area of 122 Street and 137 Avenue, at 5 a.m.
The vehicle appears to drive past the front door a couple of times before backing up a few metres from the entrance a couple of minutes later.
 
Two people — one dressed in coveralls and the other in what appears to be a painter’s suit — are seen pulling a chain out from underneath a box spring in the cab of the truck. The person in the painter’s suit then uses a pick axe to smash the glass out of the front door. More Here
The suspects then enter the bingo hall and hook up the ATM to a rope. A third person in the truck then takes off, with the ATM crashing through the door behind it on the way out.
The entire ordeal takes about three minutes.
Staff at the bingo hall said they aren’t sure how much money was in the ATM at the time. The box spring was left at the scene, they said.
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In San Diego, California
 

https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/calgary-thieves-use-front-end-loader-to-steal-atm-1.2778179

Thieves in Calgary went to some rather extreme measures in an attempt to grab some cash early Sunday morning, stealing a front end loader to smash into a Royal Bank branch and make off with the bank machine.
The theft occurred just before 4 a.m. Sunday morning. Security camera footage caught the thieves driving the large yellow loader through the side of the building, nabbing the bank machine and then leaving the loader behind.
Police are now reviewing the video to try to identify the suspects. They have not offered a description of the suspects so far.

 
Chinks Lol

Thieves steal ATM machine, but it falls out of getaway van

 

THEFT

CASE #CA17381433

 
At approximately 11:10 p.m., on Tuesday, September 5, 2017, two culprits entered the Boston Pizza located at 2836 Memorial Drive S.E., and hooked up a strap to an ATM located in the foyer area. They then used a vehicle in an attempt to drag the ATM out of the foyer area, without success. The culprits left the area in an SUV when approached by staff.
The vehicle is believed to be an SUV, possibly a BMW X5.
The suspects are described as Caucasian, in their late 20s or early 30s. <SNIP>
 

Gas Theft

 Las Vegas firefighters have discovered what officials describe as an illegal, homemade gas station in a backyard.
Las Vegas Fire and Rescue shared images online of the makeshift gas station discovered by firefighters Tuesday. The photos show two yellow tanks with a gas pump nozzle on the end of a hose.
Officials say the hose from the yard was long enough to reach the street for possible curbside fill-ups.

These guys don’t fuck around

Investigators say this was an elaborate scheme.  It included trucks that may look normal but police tell us they’re disguised to hid massive fuel tanks to hold fraudulently purchased gas.
“Some of these people have, as you’ve seen before, they have like trees on top of them making it seem like a landscaping company, some have very dark tinted windows, some have tires, rugs, all sorts of things they can think of to conceal these trucks,” explained Argemis Colome with Miami-Dade Police Dept.
The way the scheme works, according to police, is that stolen credit card numbers are used to buy massive amounts of gas.
That gas is pumped into the hidden tanks, then it’s taken to a fuel yard in Hialeah where it’s sold.
“The gas is being sold to these sites for about half of what they pay for at regular pumps and the site makes about a 50 percent mark up to the other people who knowingly go to these sites to purchase fuel illegally,” Colome said.

Different kind of gas. Still probably tried to put it in the car she stole.

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Busy so I haven’t wrote a lot lately because unlike this fat nigress I would pay for my gas with a job. I bet it stole the car too. I didn’t even read this article before I wrote that stolen remark. These monkeys can’t keep their paws off anything. I was too busy laughing at the look on the boons face.

THEFT OF GAS

CASE #CA17402283/ CA17390548

On Friday, Sept. 15, 2017, at approximately 10:30 p.m., an unknown Nigger Sow arrived at the CO-OP gas bar located at 3330 17 Ave. S.E. driving a two door, green 1996 Honda Civic hatchback, that was later discovered to be stolen.
The suspect asked the gas attendant to pump $20.00 worth of gas, and then proceeded inside to pay. Once inside the suspect told the cashier she had forgotten her wallet in the car (Had to go look for one to steal) and she left the building. She then got back into the stolen car and drove away. (Listening to some nigger cRap music)
The suspect is described as a black female, 30 years old, 5’8″ tall, weighing approximately 150lbs, with long black curly hair. She was wearing black tights, white shoes, a purple and black hoodie, a black hat (Probably Stolen), and carrying a brown purse (Which Probably Stole Some Old White Lady).
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