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Kiribati

The Pacific island of Kiribati isn’t particularly dangerous, it is actually inhabited by fucking pussies who are fat and have no balls. It’s just really fucking difficult to reach. Any airport travel requires a long, costly flight between the stupid fucking islands. There are few amenities to which travelers from normal places like white people countries are accustomed to.

However, local families are willing to accommodate guests to somehow rip them off. A tourist who requires a passport — anyone living outside of the European Union — should schedule an additional trip to Afghanistan to fuck a camel because its about as much fun doing that as it is in Kiribati. The only Kiribati embassy in Europe is in Bono’s bathroom. But hey, we hear U2 rectal holes are nice smelling of nigger this time of year, if you’re feeling particularly ready to — eventually — make your way to Kiribati fuck a whale in the Ocean or one on land. The women are large here.

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