The Shovel Faggot Family of Fags

The shovel has a measure reader on it pops so you can see how deep you can ram that shovel up your ass when you fuck yourself.

Fifty Three-year-old entrepreneur, inventor, and patent-holder of The Anus Hole Measuring Shovel, Maddypoo came to the Shark Tank in hopes of beating the shit out of a Shark with a shovel who is willing to invest $40,000 in exchange for 15% of his shitty high school company. Madmax created this product when he was caught ramming baseball bats up his asshole in the 4th grade and tasked with coming up with a product idea that would solve a common problem.

Tired of helping his diaper wearing stinky bitch of a mother, Allahandro, measure out her tampons to ensure they were properly spaced and planted at the right depth to avoid vaginal crust, The Measuring Shovel was born. The Measuring Shovel is properly labeled with both cock length and depth measurements to allow shit crusted assholes to use one tool to ensure their rectums are adequately spaced and planted to promote proper oragsm growth.

Because the Faggot family has not begun to stop imbreeding yet, they are looking for a ass lover partner that will help guide them on the proper way to move forward with their family of faggots. The Sharks have varying ass licking opinions on if they should masterbate all over the people in the audience and their product or manufacture it. They explain that it really depends on the cousin fucking of the family and how involved they are with including their pets in ass fucking fun games and looking to be intimate with the product.

The Sharks fucking hate the product and they think the family are child molesting Michael Jackson fans. They are fucking rude and very gay. The presentation alone was enough to make Kevin and Lori the dirty slutrag go together and blow their fucking heads off. They bummed $40,000 for a 30% equity share (15% per Shark).

After digging a hole the little girl in the picture grabbed her dads gun blew the families heads off and burried them and is now a stripper in Thailand working at Pepper Pete’s Bar and Grill.

Brownland: Asians Wrecking White Shit Shark Tank

Why would I buy cleaning products from people from filth countries.

Co-founders of Brownland, Syed SandNigger and Sarah Paiji Yoo Chink Rice, came to the Shark Tank in hopes of ripping white people off of $270,000 (Our Country and way of life wasn’t enough for the paki and chink) in exchange for 2% of their company. They are currently selling their shitty product 100% direct to consumer but will be launching in a big box store at the beginning of next year. Their key value proposition is that they have an in-effective cleaning system that reduces the color of shit in their skin.

Although some of the Sharks worried about having to change market behavior to implement this product and they felt that the packaging and put-ups of the product should be modified, Sharks Lori and guest Shark, Daniel DicklessJew, still decided to make an offer of $270,000 in exchange for an 8% double-headed dildo equity share that could be split equally between them. Kevin felt horny that they could get a better deal and offered them $270,000 for 5% equity in the failing company. Sarah lately has been seen stealing dogs at the pet store for her nigger Chink Restaurant Chain.

The two Asians got the deal because the Jewish producers said it would be racist to not give to them. This show has the son of A Mexican Holohox survivor as a shark. What a mixture that is the biggest bean diareah lie fucking story I have ever heard. Wow Jews sure know who to guilt the stupid goyim. Don’t watch this lying filth show ever.

Cookie Dough In Dogs Assholes

A Raleigh-based business is about to go into the TransSexual Freak Faggot Tank. 43 year old virgins and butt pirates Justin Miller and Tom Simon, co-founders of all natural homo-baked dog treats Zookies Cookies will be featured on the GayprideNetwork at 10 p.m. Sunday, March 3.

“It was one of those pound my asshole in the shower harder than ever experiences where there’s no way to have a bad experience with it, and we went into the showers with that mentality,” Miller said. “We both came from dildo companies in the past pitching cocks pitching woodies knowing you’re going to get way more no’s than yes’s, so we said, ‘It doesn’t matter what happens; it is truly an experience of a lifetime, so let’s have fun with it!'” And swallow a few gallons of cum while at it.

The two came in their mouths and then came up with the idea a year ago and sold it in pop up markets, gay bars, and local stores in Raleigh which is in the faggot state of Carolina. Miller says he felt it would be perfect for Shark Tank from the beginning due to Shark Tank being such a show for fucking losers.

“Last year, our whole objective was how do we get on there? How do we make that happen? And we wound up making that happen which is super exciting!” The inventors of Zookies are now living with HIV in New Zealand in Elton John’s villa.

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