Andy Cohen: I’m Not Fucking Gay!! My Boyfriend Is!

Andrew Homo Joseph Cohen (born June 2, 1968) is an American Homo and radio and television talk show host, producer and homo, and writer oh yeah he is a homo too did I mention that?. He is the host and executive producer of Jamie Foxx’s late night talk show, “Watch What Gets Rammed Up The Asshole of Andy Cohen“. Cohen also has a pop culture channel on SiriusXM Radio named Tunes to Pack Fudge To. He hosts a two-hour live show with co-host Don Lemon twice a week and they talk about mens testicles. Cohen served as an executive vice president of Development and Talent with Gay Talk Magazine until 2013, when he was fired for smoking meth and having sex with the janitor in a broom closet. He was responsible for shitting on the floor in public bathrooms, having sex with male mannequins at Macy’s, and identifying as a gender no one has heard of to stir controversy. Cohen also served as dick handler for Bill Cosby on the Set of the Cosby Show in the early 90s. He continues to serve as an executive producer of the Real Housewives franchise which is fitting as it is a show faggots would like.

Andy was born in St. Louis, Missouri to Evelyn and Bernie Sanders. He has a sister. He is Jewish which explains why the is on tv yet still sucking, and his sexuality is part of being Jew. Cohen is the first(and hopefully last) openly gay host of an American late-night talk show. In December 2018, he announced he would become a father in 2019 with the help of a surrogate. Which should be illegal but what can you do. Cohen was diagnosed with Rectal Warts on March 21, 2020. He successfully scraped them from his rectum with a rusty hook, put it grinded up on some corn flakes, and shared them with his new gay lover Anderson Cooper right before he did him up the pooper!!..

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Whitney Rose Loves The Smell Of Old Man Ball Sweat

A descendant of “Mormon Royalty,” like the start of Mormonism back in 1995 or 1997 it was invented. Whitney Rose has been trying her best to drain as many old man nut sacks until every old folks home in Utah is serviced. She left the church after she got fucked by 8 of her 70+ year old co workers at the same time in her office and it leaked on to You Tube, Whitney was laying more pipe than any plumber ever could. Within weeks,  Whitney found out she was pregnant so she blamed it on the guy who had the most money and most likely to die first.  Married for 10 years sadly, she has had two children he may of fathered – How Do These Old Balls Still Create Sperm and Wad Of Jizz She Wished She Swallowed – and she owns a high end escort service for old fucker in Salt Lake City. Now, she is faced with parenting her crack addicted fun loving father who is dealing with his break up with John Legend and relies on her for everything.  And just when it seems like society is finally beginning to accept her 10-year-marriage, scandalous rumors about her progressive relationship start to swirl when she is caught smoking crack and taking 2 dicks in her ass at the LDS Temple while her old Ben Gay Smelling wrinkly balled husband sat in his wheelchair jerking off to it.

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The Real Tran-Sexuals of Salt Lake City: Heather Has A Bigger Schlong Than Most- aka HELGA

WHEN HEATHER HELGA SMOKES FAT CRACK ROCKS THERE IS NO ESCAPING HER PULSING VIENY ERECTION!!!!

A devout steroid junkie from birth, Heather Helga Gay was married to the Male Hormone Growth Pill Royalty for 11 years, but has left the church after ass hacking a priest and cleaning her 14 inch wiener in the holly water after.  A self-proclaimed Man gone King Alpha Male,’ it now considers herself “Male” as Heather Helga has the largest nut sack you have ever seen. A shitty mother/father to three lesbian daughters, Heather Helga owns a gay male bath house where the ladies husbands often frequent to worship Heathers massive gigantic penis, and for raw bareback no condoms allowed anal sex. As she /he embarks on the next chapter of its life, Heather Helga is on a journey of self-satisfaction as she finds a new found love for crystal meth and sex with strange male prostitutes under highway overpass bridges

Heather Helga’s family did not want her to participate in the making of this joke of a show. They were too embarrassed to admit that Big Ethel is their family. And they also knew a Jew would be involved and that is just self explanatory right there. Heather Helga on the other hand loves running the show. Like she literally runs the WHOLE THING. She ass fucks the other cast members, and camera crew, and janitors, and peoples pets. Its just gross. Heather Helga is also very conscience about her manly figure and gets upset when people think it is a woman. Her dream fuck would be Beyonce because she has always wondered if her vagina stunk as bad as the rest of her natural rotten nigger BO.

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