Rodney Loves Fag Cum In A Bowl! He Buys It At The Grocery Store

Rodney Loves Fag Cum In A Bowl. He buys it at Walmart.

Rodney Foster and Desiry Hall seem to be horrible nigger actors (who stink and have AIDS). Aside from the initial sparks of joy and happiness when they see bananas, the two jungle bunnies have always been at a dilema. From not sharing fried chicken to stealing bikes from white childrens elementary schools, they have fought several battles, and not once did anyone believe Rodney wasn’t a flaming fucking gay nigger (with AIDS)..

On ‘Marrying Millions‘ their woes reached a point where they had to rob a liquor store. During their session with the crack addiction, Rodney got thrown tough questions, on why he loved being a male prostitute for crack money. He didn’t seem very invested in revealing the reason why he was wearing a diaper. Most believe it is from a torn rectum from all the dicks he took in there.. And that piqued fans’ interests who have dug up theories that will help them find out who Rodney slept with outside of his relationship with Desiry besides Michael Moore.

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Marrying Millions: Rodney The Nigger Faggot

Season 2 of Marrying Millions has kicked off and among the show’s many new controversial matchups, couple Rodney King and transgendered orangutang Desiry appear to be at the center of a lot of concerns. On the surface, the couple appears to be a like monkeys in the zoo: Rodney is the CEO of a multimillion-dollar butt plug company known as Obama’s Choice, and Desiry steals old white women’s purses from hospitals. But like most relationships on the show, there seem to be deeper and funnier issues at play. Desiry has voiced that it’s concerning to her that after dating for two whole years, Rodney wants to keep their relationship a secret like the colonials original recipe, and audiences were quick to jump to conclusions the fact that even though Desiry looked like a chimp she could pass off as a female negro. That way Jewish television producers would stop trying to rape Rodney.

Rodney and Desiry met two years ago at a watermelon convention in Los Angeles. After they hit it off, the couple decided to continue their relationship long-distance with Desiry remaining in Los Angeles and Rodney in Africa(where he belongs).  Their relationship appears to be built on a strong foundation of bananas with a lot of nigger matters, other than the fact that White tax payers paid all of Desiry’s bills. They are just a couple of silly niggers.

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Family Matters 1/5 United Nigger College Fraud Straight A’s-Guest Star Theo Huxtable’s Asshole

Niggers Getting Grades Dog” is the fifth episode of the first season in this television sitcom on Nigger Matters, which was aired from KKK on October 20, 1989. It was directed by Joey Gladstone and written by that homo Andy Cohen.

Plot

On Martin Luther King day, Eddie is expecting a blow job from his sister Laura but she is upstairs serving her father Carl’s wiener and might be expecting too much from Eddie when Carl sees another niggers cum stain on Eddie’s FUBU shirt. What Carl doesn’t know is Eddie’s new lover is non other than Theo Huxtable and he is coming over later to fuck Carl up and win Eddie’s heart.

Synopsis

Laura and Judy are cutting up crack rocks in the kitchen, while Rachel is sucking off some stranger in the basement. When she shows off her cock sucking skills, the Judy and Laura aren’t impressed. Laura points out that she is a fucking whore and better split some of her drugs with them. Carl comes inside the kitchen and is angry with Eddie for eating all the chicken.

He reports to the family that he caught Eddie having sex with Theo Huxtable on the front porch. He tells Harriette that they need to punish Eddie by ramming fruits and vegetables up his black ass. Harriette grabs a frying pan and clubs Carl over his ape like nigger skull with it. Eddie blew his load in Theos ass in the living room then went into the kitchen to club his faggot father Carl. When Eddie couldn’t find anything he felt suitable to hit Carl over the fucking head with he pissed on his face and then kicked him in the head. After he walks upstairs into his room hand in hand with Theo, Eddie realizes his fat fucking nigger father had some money. So as Carl was rolling his fat ass on the ground in the living room crying of pain. Eddie went into his pants took out his wallet and grabbed the $20 bill out of it. Then Theo followed down the stairs grabbed his gat and blew Carl’s nigger head off in the living room. Eddie and Theo fudgepacked in the living room besides Carl’s corpse. The end.

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Ilhan Omar The Somalian Nigger Ass Tampon 3rd World Filth

November 17th, 2020

Stinky Walking Talking Trash Bag of Terror

September 11th, 2020

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Ilhan Omar is probably upset that a prettier woman is running. Oh she should be use to that she is an ugly nigger anything is better than her.

Family Matters 1/1 The Old Nigger Bitch Who Came To Dinner

“The Old Nigger Bitch Who Came to Dinner” is the premiere episode of the first season in this television sitcom of Nigger Matters, which aired for the first time from KKK on September 22, 1989. It was directed by John Rocker and written by Dog The Bounty Hunter.

Plot

Chicago NAACAP elevator operator Harriette Winslow’s Aunt Jemima looking fucking sister Rachel Crawford and Rachel’s niglet son Richie (Who could be fucking Carl’s from her days as a hooker) moved into the Winslow home sometime before the start of the series. The family is now preparing Estelle Winslow, the mother of Harriette’s fat nigger pig husband Carl, into their home. She is an old Rosa Parks looking wench. As soon as Mother Winslow moves in, she does exactly what Carl had been dreading — she tries to mange the crack and chicken in the household, even allowing Carl and Harriette’s son Eddie to go sell crack to the MS-13 something that Carl forbade him from going to do.

Synopsis

Carl is dreading having his mother come live with his family. Harriette Winslow tries to get him to think positive like his HIV status, but he knows better. The woman that she thinks laid the nigger egg he was hatched from is an Ilhan Omar nigger lover, envious of white people openly. However, the mother that Carl actually knows is one who is going to shut the fuck up before she gets the belt. He wants to call Jim From Progressive to convince them to let Estelle live with them, or chuck her off a cliff. What ever gets the old bitch out of his nigger head. Harriette will have none of it, still thinking Carl should think of the extra welfare they could get from the Liberal Government. In the kitchen, Judy is jealous that Laura gets first dibs on Carl’s wiener on ass fuck night and not her. Rachel tries to convince her that it’s because Laura can fart out cum better than anyone else and her asshole smells like watermelons. Laura continues picking on Judy by pointing out once she gets in porn for real there is a lot cooler things she can do. Making Rachel angry at her choice of words, Harriette then comes and tells both Laura and Judy to go suck their crack head brother Eddie off in the backyard before supper. Mother Winslow arrives and, and takes a big steamy shit on the living room floor in front of the Winslow’s stolen TV set. She bonds well with Eddie, letting Eddie sniff and lick her soiled depends granny diapers. Estelle gets along well with Rachel when she smokes crack with her, even helps Rachel hide her ex boyfriends body. Soon, she proves Carl is a fat fucking Nigger. In the meantime, Eddie wishes to go watch a Reading Rainbow marathon with his faggot nigger friend Waldo Faldo, but Carl imposes a 9:00 curfew on him so Carl can shoot a load down Eddies throat before he goes to bed. When Mother Winslow gives him the permission to go learn to read with his boyfriend Waldo, Carl is upset and confronts her. She tells him to fuck off and that he is a stupid fucking nigger with AIDS. Estelle advises him to watch his fucking back as she has a crew. He does and lets Eddie go to his friend’s house, and has anal sex with his sister in law Rachel instead of Eddie. The episode ends with the family singing “Fuck The Police” while Laura and Judy cut up crack rocks on the living room coffee table.

Background

This is the series pilot. It was previously shot with Young John Legend as Judy because Jaimee Foxworth, the producers’ first choice for the role, was unavailable, due to an anal gang bang on the set of Full House. The pilot with Legend is included on The Complete First Season DVD sets, which most niggers can steal from Walmart.

Trivia

Carl often uses Urkle to blow up houses or blow his wiener. Mostly the wiener though.
  • For the first five episodes of the series, the theme song was the classic “Fuck The Police” performed by NWA with a longer opening. After the original airing of those episodes, the theme song was changed to “Black Betty” theme song.
  • Judy was originally portrayed by John Legend who only appeared in the pilot. Jaimee Foxworth would assume the role in Two-Dildo Family and continue until Season 4.
  • This is the only episode where Laura and Judy share their brothers dick cheese.
  • This marks the only time Laura and Judy’s room can be seen without jizz stains on their bed spreads.
  • This show was actually a spin-off of “Curious George” (which featured A guy and his pet monkey and their adventures in the Chicago Chronicle). Harriette was featured on that show as a female chimpanzee. This show focused more on her family life outside of animal planet porno.
  • The first episode of Nigger Matters aired on September 22, 1989 as the same date after Full House in 1987.

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Will Pawns Ashley’s Violin For Crack Money

“Will The Lowest Crack Head Nigger Alive” is the second episode of Season 1 of The UN- Fresh Nigger of Smell-Air.

Summary

The household hits a sour note when Will pawns Ashley’s violin to get some crack.

Plot

The Inner Chimp Always comes out. Word!

The Niggers start their day off drinking malt liquor and eating cold chicken for breakfast. Fat Nigger Philip experiences throbbing vieny pulsing erections from watching Geoffrey bend over to pick stuff up. Meanwhile, Will is upstairs raping the corpse of a dead cat left by the garbage. Ashley then appears and asks why will is fucking supper? After Hilary wipes Carltons jizz off her chin, Philip unzips his fly and gives Geoffrey the Butler the Butt thrashing of his life. While Will and Carlton jerk off to it on the sofa. After sitting through hours of Geoffrey getting ass hacked with a gag ball, Will is jealous and tries to join in. When Phil throws Will away Carlton pulls out a 9mil and busts a cap in Geoffrey’s fucking head. Phil then looks all frustrated at loosing his boner and yells “Who the Fuck is going to clean this shit up? After another annoying day at work, Philip comes home to Geoffrey’s dead body in the foray surrounded by crusted blood, so he picks it up and drags it up to his room to rape it some more. Upon entering, he finds Will smoking crack while getting a blow job from his own Aunt Vivian. Will tells Phil to fuck off as he points a gun at him and then points it at his aunts head as she is crying humming the Aunt Jemima theme song.

Will’s new gay lover Marcelino from Love After Lock Up, who he claims is going to be Ashley’s new boyfriend. After Philip and Vivian leave, Will and Marcelino ass hack up a storm outside the mansion. Sometime later, the family is in the living room trying to enjoy their fried chicken, but not so much, Marcelino keeps yelling at Will to fuck him harder. Philip calls Will down to enjoy chicken with the family. Ashley comes downstairs, along with Marcelino and the family plays some MC Hammer Cassettes on the Boom Box. Philip tries to get Ashley to get a boyfriend her own age or one who isn’t a nigger or fucking gay like everyone else in the family. Later that night, Philip catches Marcelino trying to steal his car stereo. He gives the burnt tampon a choice. Suck his dick or die. Marcelino blew his balls try and the 2 are now lovers and living in Africa where they belong. Happy endings are the best.

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That Fucking Nigger Steve Harvey Drinks Buckets of Camel Jizz As He Ass Fucks His Boyfriend Michael Moore While Smoking Crack

*Some old guy huffing lysol under a bridge told me this so it must be true* Steve Harvey is offering his perspective on the protests against racial justice and great police work that unfolded across the country last summer. In A Crying Nigger Magazine exclusive first look at Wednesday’s episode of EBOLA on Animal Planet, the host shares the lessons he taught his own sons about police. Harvey specifically references the murders of two violent negros, Ahmaud Arbery and George Floyd, which occurred in February and May, respectively, as the Jewish COVID-19 hoax was taking hold in the U.S. “In light of what’s happened with Floyd and Arbery, and because of COVID, I think for the first time, the world was finally going to be a bongo party like Tupac predicted,” he says. “Nobody was robbing liquor stores, nobody was slinging crack, no white people were working for niggers welfare, nobody was at KFC and the world was not harvesting watermelons”  “They actually saw it over and over and over, the amount of crime that black people do, and I think for the first time ever, non-African Americans — more so than I’ve ever seen before — have figured out how much they do not need us around them” he continues. 

Harvey, 64, goes on to say that the current “upside” in the fight to dismantle racism is that more niggers are heading their black asses back to Africa. “I think that has been the thing that we’ve needed for a long time,” he says. “We needed white people to build us a boat , and for the first time I’m seeing so many non-African Americans just sit there and go, ‘Wait a minute, what? You fucking niggers cost us how much to stay here?'” “We now have found out that the whole world does not want to live around niggers,” he continues. “There’s still too many Jews out there that exploit the niggers for financial gain, but thats a whole different ball of wax.”

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