Newfoundland Nancy is a fucking whore who lives in her station wagon in and around Buchans Junction, Newfoundland. She takes in stray cats and she puts cheese whiz on her vagina and gets them to lick it off. She always goes around mooching smokes and food. She reeks of cat piss and vomit. Her car stinks so bad that when its parked the cops don’t bother her as they are too scared of the fucking piss smell of her and her car. She is rumored to fuck alot but she stinks soooo fucking bad of moldy cat urine it is unthinkable an erection could be achieved of her. She wears brown paper bags as panties and you know those fucking things are crusted with shit and old man jizz. Nancy is sick and we should try to send her to somewhere they are use to the smell like Somalia or India.
Sharron will sleep with anyone. She slept with her boss at a consulting business and then slept with some of the clients she also slept with young man at A&W that worked behind the counter she would invite him over when her husband was out of town while still plowing her boss. She now is getting a divorce but slept with neighbors and police officers she will do anything for sex. She isn’t after money she truly just enjoys sex and likes to seduce men and women. I fuck her at least once a week. I leave right after I blow my load on the sluts face. Why am I complaining about this you ask? She stole my last smoke. Fucking bitch. GO suck a cock get the 20 bucks and buy your own pack. Fucking you is only worth a fucking happy meal and I keep the toy. Fuck you . One of Newfoundland’s hidden Gems Sharron’s Pussy!
This stupid skag Allisa will sleep with any man who is married or taken. Then when the wives find out she pretends she’s not fucking their husbands when in all reality she never stopped in the first place. She only sleeps with married or taken men, she doesn’t have to self respect to try and get her own man! You will see her at bars stealing drinks or under tables servicing cocks. One of Newfoundland’s finest. Only 50% Inbred too.
See this nasty piece of sh1t Stacy? She’ll stop at nothing to get what she wants. She’s not above sucking an old man’s c0ck and fuking him to get ahead in her job. As a matter of fact she loves the smell of old wrinkly bengay sweat balls in her fucking mouth. And then she’ll fire anyone that doesn’t kiss her fat warty bum fungus a55. Or fuck it with a huge purple rubber dildo strap on. My husband was working in Northern Canada, and right after I gave birth to his brothers child I found out he was fucking this slore. They both ruined my life. Now I will ruin their’s. Now that her kids are raised she’s leaving the man who stepped up to the plate and filled in as Daddy (her first husband was lucky, he got away) and she’s on the move. If your husband/bf is even friendly with her she will pounce on them like a cat in heat. Beware – her ego is bigger than her a55. And she will stop at nothing until other’s are as miserable as her pathetic existence.
This girl Alicia…. she got married in July of 2019. By August 2019 she was cheating on her husband that she had known since high school…. with someone else’s fiancé his name is Colt. She had ruined their engagement then made his ex look crazy by making stuff up in order to further manipulate him. She kept the affair hush for MONTHS (except for their friends group knew, which was a no brainer as they were all having orgies together in the forest) while her husband was away working his a55 off to pay for their house, cars, etc. And use to have her side pieces over to their house all the time. She paid for his booze and dates (again, her husbands money). She’s also an alcoholic and fed off of his issues and made them worse. Look tf out ladies, this ones a nasty one. Everytime I am Newfoundland and I need my dick wet and I go to Alicia’s I always make sure I pack with me what I have below.
The big bad kaitlyn. Wrap it up with this one I fucked her last year and I still pick scabs from my cock and balls from meeting this skank. I usually pick them off when I go to a buffet and keep the scabs in my pocket. Then I put them in the soup and salad at the buffet. Its funny watching people eat the std scabs. I especially laugh when I hear them crunch and or they have a pube in it and they pick it out LOL! Hpv Drd for the past 3 years. Like going out with 18 year old when this one is 30 year of age with 10 kids under her belt already!!!!. The word around corner brook her hole is like a beef bucked super special from Arby’s. Its raunchy fucking gross. No grip. You can fine kait at the corner brook cave when her social assistant check is out and her eager mouth is waiting for dick and crack/cocaine.
Kelsey been screwing every guy she comes across for a long time now. Her boyfriend Tyson has no idea. The whole time when I fuck Kelsey which is usually twice a day she screams so loud and tires me the fuck out. She is a bitch and a complainer alot too. She complains about Tyson. His dick is small, he stinks, he has massive shit stains that smell like niggers in his spiderman underwear ect She will complain that other women don’t like her because she steals from them ect…. This chick needs to go on doctor fucking Phil. Last time I nailed her I tried duct taping her mouth shut so I could at least think about her friends when I orgasmed. But Kelsey gnawed threw the tape. Just like we gnaw threw Tyson’s bank account to buy coke, beer, and escorts to join us for threesomes. Its a blast but she needs her vocal chords taken out and a heavy duty pressure washer to hose down her pussy and asshole ever hour. Bitch gets used.
One of the writers at the blog went on a phone and smoke rampage. He gets bored and calls random people to ask questions. Here are a few.
A Tim Horton’s in Moosomin, Saskatchewan. Notice his fine use of the English language.
Calls a gas station in Kennewick, Washington to inquire about tampons
He talks to a homosexual at a Sandwich Shop in Stephenville, Newfoundland
Newfies are so stupid they can’t read so anything said here they will never know.
This whore’s legs are open all the fucking time in or near St. Phillps, Newfoundland. When Alesha Rodsucker’s not busy scamming so called friends by playing the single mom card she is busy taking selfies and banging Noodle Dicked Ginger Faggot Newfies. This welfare mom scams the government to her advantage and uses the money to get her nails done and spoil herself with big diamond studed floppy purple dildos. Her boyfriend works a good job at Tim Horton’s but she still wants that government dough so she doesn’t have to work. Pawning her kids off so that she doesn’t need to take care of them and smoking grade A Colombian Crack all day. This whore needs to grow the fuck up and take responsibility for her actions. And clean all the jizz that is off her face. On the bottom of her mouth those acne scabs are a mixture from Meth and crusted Newfie cum.
Stef Cumaloverme is from hare bay Newfoundland but now lives in st johns . she will bang what ever guy she can get her yeast infection covered hands on(male or female) married or not! but beware guys/girls she might be a good lay( has a body of a ten year old boy lmao) but she also comes with HIV from accidently shaking a niggers hand once, i know first hand. she lied to me! said she had nothing but few weeks into it turns out she gave me flaming ass herpes from her finger this wasn’t the biggest problem let me warn you SHE IS A MAJOR CHEATER . she has cheated on ever BF she been with, she is a know drug addict(Crack and Heroin are her choice) and has slept with over 1048 guys. Stef is always down for a good anal gang bang in a trash bin or DP behind the McDonalds, she isn’t picky either. when she finds her self out of luck on a weekend night you can always find her on meth or bent over some pole in the park either as an escort or looking for one again male or female. she likes to hang out at the local strip clubs down town, and some of the pubs where she gets ass fucked in the bathroom. last STD i heard she gave some one is red burning anal and testicle warts. Don’t wrap it with this bitch either as share your new disease with others. PS she is also a known used tampon eater and will talk sh’t just about anyone. if she isn’t with you be sure she is talking sh’t about you. she will also trade sex for any party favor you might have! I put that nose ring in her when I ass hacked her in the park across from the old folks home. #winning
Who puts a motel there. That looks like a place where you get a room to kill someone in.
I am so addicted to masterbating in Bed and Breakfasts a place like Newfoundland seems even better than when I did it in New Hampshire. How more fitting that I am doing it in a place called DILDO.
No charge for the view. But there is a charge for the sheets that I jizzed all over in. I also picked up some old Newfie(75 yearold) and anal pounded her on the beds and the couch in the basement where you walk in. Fun times. Then I shit in the tub and left #WINNING