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I’m A Trucker Looking Dyke With A Mullet and I Had Sex With Jeff Probst For Corn Dogs

♪♪♪I’m a trucker looking dyke with a mullet!!!! I eat pancakes out of a horse trough with Aunt Jemima Syrup cuz I hate that nigger Obama. My step dad pulls my mullet when he gives me anal on the trailer deck after church. That Bitch Rosie O’donnell don’t have nothing on my tuna.♪♪♪ Her cousins dip their dicks in cool whip and go to the glory holes in the barn there are 4 one is Denise.

Due to the fact that Denise is a lunch lady or school bus driver or one of those professions you pigeon hole yourself in when you get a hair cut like that. Her skills in the game were that. Also she has a bigger penis than Jeff Probst. So Jeff loved fucking and sucking her off while they ate corndogs in a hot tub jacuzzi. Probst would poor mustard all over Denise and then lick it off while he whacked off to Golden Girls re runs on his big screen. Jeff Probst and Denise have so much in common. They love to have long late night talks about what cereal mascot they find more sexually attractive. Then they mutual masturbate to the Cosby Show together. Due to the fact that Denise is from Massachusetts she says foul language and talks like she is about to spit a wad of cum out of her mouth all the time like Ben Affleck.

Denise had a long time Lesbian affair with other Survivor contestant Elaine.. It ended when Elaine cheated on Denise so Denise broke a plate over her head. Then grabbed a chair broke it over her back grabbed the legs and rammed 2 legs up Elaine’s asshole and 2 legs up her snatch. Then Denise called the cops and told them to come arrest her. She spent a few weeks in jail for that stint.

Denise Fun Facts

  • She carries a piece of toilet paper with her at all times. Just a single square. She uses it then keeps it in her pocket and uses the other side. Some times if its not all brown she can get three can trips out of one small square. That’s Mullet Life.
  • Spent a night in a Vegas holding cell after grabbing some other butch dyke by her mullet and forcing them to eat her feces out of the toilet bowl at the MGM Grand in 1973.
  • Won a bronze medal in archery at the Mullet World Olympics in Vienna, Austria in 1981.
  • Is an huge supporter of getting young children to not wear deodorant like she does. She says it makes the immigrants feel more at home as we smell like them. #Refugeeswelcome Her and Jeff Probst’s Non-Profit Group Mullet Jewish Alliance has raise alot of money for Isrra…. Refugees.

Jason Eric Massey

Jason Eric Massey
Executed
  Jason Eric Massey was a serial killer put to death by the state of Texas in 2001. He was born January 7th, 1973 in Ellis County, Texas. He was a nut case who tortured animals and had a criminal record for stalking. In his journals he would write about fantasies of rape and torture. He idolised Charles Manson and his biggest aspiration in life was to become the most famous serial killer in American history.
  On July 26th, 1993 he picked up two young teenagers at their home. Step siblings Brian King (14) and Christina Benjamin (13). He picked them up at about midnight and then drove to a secluded area out of town and parked his car. He then shot Brian in the car and pushed him out. Then Christina panicked and started to run away so he shot her in the back and she collapsed in the woods. He then went up to her and shot her in the head while she lay helplessly on the ground. After he knew she was dead he sliced her chest. Then he cut her head and hands off and through them in a nearby river. 2 months after the crime he was found guilty and sentenced to death.
  
Cooler Full of Skulls: A state witness who testified against Massey in court was walking one day and found a cooler full of 31 animal skulls (mainly dogs and cats). Inside the cooler along with the skulls were journals written by Massey. The journals were called “Slayer’s Book Of Death”. Claiming how many people he wanted to kill and how much he enjoyed mutilating corpses. In the journals he also had a list of numerous girls that he wanted to kill. Saying in them that he wanted to engrave his name on society.
                                                                                   
Victims
Brian King: 14
Christina Benjamin: 13
Tidbits
  • Massey also told friends once that he wanted to decapitate a girl and have sex with her neck.
  • The gun that Massey used in the shootings he took from his cousin without his cousins knowledge.
  • At the time of the murders Massey was working at KFC
  • Was on death row with Henry Lee Lucas one of his idols
  • In the summer of the killings Massey spent alot of his spare time driving around high on LSD and coke.
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