A 24-year-old Michigan woman is facing theft and drunken driving charges after Michigan State Patrol investigators say she stole a Scott County Sheriff’s squad car and then crashed the vehicle late Thursday. Chelsea 24, of Saint Clair Shores, Michigan, is charged with one count of first-degree theft, a Class C felony that carries a prison sentence of 10 years. She also is charged with one count of operating while really fucking intoxicated-first offense, a serious misdemeanor that carries an automatic jail sentence of two days, but the sentence could be up to one year, and a fine of up to $1,500 but no less than $1,250. Chelsea also is facing traffic charges of leaving the scene of an accident and reckless driving. According to the arrest affidavit filed by Michigan State Patrol Trooper That Gay Nigger Dreamz, at 11 p.m. Thursday he was sent to 323 Research Parkway, which is the address for Van Horn Alfa Romeo-Fiat of Zeeland.
December 12th, 2020
This girl Tess from Grand Rapids could care less if you’re married with kids. She just wants what she wants and doesn’t care who it hurts, even if it is her own kid. Here i was pregnant, with a toddler, going to college, married for 2 years, trying to establish my little family. That’s what I found texts, calls, and a hotel receipt. Apparently my husbands ex from high school was still interested after she left her fiance for whatever reason. so she thought breaking up my family would satisfy her thirsty selfish heart after she wrecked her own home. When I confronted her, her excuse was ” I just care so much about him so I can’t stop talking to him” I dont know how desperate you can get if you cant pick a man who doesnt have a ring. Jokes on her cuz we worked things out and we’re still together. But I have a feeling she’s going to pop up like herpies again someday. Warning to ladies in the grand Rapids area… don’t trust her around your husbands she runs a pornographic movie company out of her fathers condo. Yeah the bitch is almost 30 and still lives with her dad.
November 15th, 2020
A Grand Rapids woman faces up to five years in jail after state police say she stole a vehicle in Wexford County. Nineteen-year-old Lesley was arrested on U.S. 131 in Mecosta County last Wednesday higher than fuck on crystal meth. State troopers say the victim had come up north the day before with a small group. Troopers say the victim hadn’t met the suspect prior to the trip. Troopers say the victim told them she decided to look at RVs at a business in Haring Township. While Lesley’s friend was talking to a salesperson distracting them with her tits that look just like Lesly’s, troopers say Lesley took off with the vehicle. Wexford County Dispatch tracked the suspect down in Mecosta County using the vehicle’s GPS system.
November 7th, 2020
October 27th, 2020
HUBBARD LAKE, Mich. – A Michigan man was caught on video engaging in sex acts with a woman’s dog, police said. The woman called police Friday and said she was reviewing her home security video and saw Damian Barton performing sex acts with her Bull Terrier-Lab mix, officials said. Barton, 18, of Alpena, is an associate of the family, according to authorities. Troopers said they reviewed the video and spoke with witnesses before taking Barton into custody. He was arraigned Monday in 88th District Court and is being held at the Alpena County Jail on one count of sex acts with an animal.<SNIP> LINK