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New Hampshire

Bitch slurped up my load
that was meant for her friend

This Hoe right here Clarissa licked all the cum off the mirror that I blasted on there while I fucked her friend. She Is a dog face slut. She knew that massive gooey white load dripping slowly down the mirror was not for her. But she licked it up anyway as she fingered her ass with a toothbrush. This HOE also slept with a dead dog with a popsicle stick taped to its limp wiener. But yet shes trying to get with my cat too. She claims to be Godly but she is a sheep in wolves clothing. Watch out ladies this whore is a real hot mess. Dirty lil slut has not class or self respect. She will sleep with anything with a heartbeat. She doesn’t care. She is a load hog plain and simple. When the load is shot out for your slutty friend you don’t go and touch any of it with your tongue with out asking her first. Bitch!!! A bunch of women I now want to tie her slutty ass up and force her to watch them drink litters of cum. So she cries as she will get none.


Nora from Manchester, New Hampshire has flaming herpes that burn. The are the kind that have warts that itch. I know because I gave them to her. I pounded her a lot even anally in the bathroom it only cost me a drink. I started talking to a friend of hers and she told me Nora shits her pants and is in a relationship with some roid monkey. Now she is pregnant with twins. The better not be mine because no matter what that bitch won’t see a dime from me. She’d spend it on drugs anyway. She moved home with her parents to have sex with her dad as he digs pregnant chicks. She continued the relationship while still letting the juice monkey think he has kids to pay for. So now he is living with his family working the door at some homo night club where he does blow and thinks everyone is laughing at his little roid dick. She’s trash so watch out but if you wanna quickie she is always game.


Natalie Cucumber, watch out for this chick residing in the Manchester, Aurburn New Hampshire area. not only is she a horny dirty slut but shes will sleep with your boyfriend as her grandfather jerks off in her mouth. At 25 she works taking care of old mens wrinkly saggy nut sacks… on the side she sells meth. She never does anything without a crack or meth hoot to get her going so be careful when dealing with this girl. She makes you believe she is sweet and innocent and would never mistreat anyone or cheat but thats where the manipulation comes in. Don’t fall into the pitch black dark hole of Natalie Pickles because she will drag you down no matter how much jizz she gets. On the weekends she travels to the Capital City Concord and goes to the super market first. Then she buys a cucumber at night and masterbates hard core in front of all the buildings at the capital there. She films and gives it to her nephew Christopher to take to kindegarten for show and tell.


Every time I drive in New Hampshire I pull my dick out and start jerking it the second I see this sign. Just a bit to get a semi boner then I go into the gift shop and buy some tissues.

Then I go under this covered bridge and I fucking whack off all over the place. I mean all over the fucking place. On the floor, rails, walls, ceiling, ect.

Then I rent a room here and don’t even eat or talk to anyone. I just go into the bedroom and whack off over everything with the room door wide open and I am loud as fuck. I whack off until my dick is bleeding all over the place. Then I poop in the bath tub and leave. Fuck YEAH #WINNING.


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I am Deaf. I Jerk Off in Swimming Pools

Adrian Venables, from Cheshire, appeared at Chester Magistrates Court on October 31 charged with an act of outraging public decency. The court heard how the 56-year-old, who is profoundly deaf, was seen ‘playing with his bits’ in the showers at Northgate Arena Leisure Centre on August 13 last year. He was caught in the act by two teenage boys and was arrested at the scene after their parents rang the police, Cheshire Live reports. The defendant was identified on CCTV and is well known to staff there due to his volunteering activities for a deaf persons’ swimming club. Rob Youds, prosecuting, said: ‘One of the boys said the male (Venables) was in the shower and started ‘playing with his bits’. ‘He said he didn’t believe the male had an erection, the male didn’t appear to do anything to him during the incident.

The court heard that when police arrived, Venebles said he couldn’t touch himself at home because he lived with his mum and didn’t want to be disrespectful – so did it in the showers when he went swimming instead. The former gardener, who was forced to retire on medical grounds, was supported in court by his mum and sister. Richard Sibeon, defending, said his client had pleaded guilty to the charge at the earliest opportunity and was of good character. The defendant’s case was adjourned four times over the last year, which Mr Sibeon said was due to concerns over Venables’ understanding of the charge brought before him. As a result a psychiatric report was prepared, which found that there was an element of ‘intellectual immaturity’.

Ashley Holton

                                 Let’s just pull over here and play with my mud flap.
Talk about an exhibitionist streak. Ashley Holton, 35, was arrested this weekend after she was masturbating on the side of Highway 484 in Ocala, Florida. Her self-pleasuring antics even slowed down traffic on the roadway. She was giving it to her mudflaps like a tornado.
Holton didn’t seem to mind why should she? She was enjoying herself so much that when a police officer tried to put her pants back on, Holton bit the officer and continued to stir her tuna melt. Better charge that cop a fee for the show. In Ocala he has to pay to watch her crack head hooker friendss in the alley.
Holton only had a pink shirt on when she decided to pull her car over, get out, and go to town on herself. Other cars took notice. According to WESH, some drivers even made illegal U-turns on the highway just so they could catch another glimpse. more

A witness told authorities that Holton had slowed traffic for more than 30 minutes before deputies arrived, the report said. The witness also said that honking car horns only seemed to encourage her.When a Marion County Sheriff’s Deputy approached her, Holton pulled up her shirt and bra, “exposing her breasts and bra,” according to the report.

That bitch looks really rough for being only 35.

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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/30/ashley-holton-masturbating-florida-highway_n_1557587.html
https://jalopnik.com/5914926/drivers-stop-to-watch-this-florida-woman-masturbate-on-highway
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2152940/Woman-caught-masturbating-highway-arrested-wearing-shirt-exposing-passing-motorists.html

Gregory Matthew Bruni

This guy is a travelling carnival worker it all makes since now. Now every shit log I see I refer to it as the Bruni Browner. Probably thought oh shit when he got a gun pulled on him. May as well go out jerking off and then leave them a Bruni Browner.
When you got to go you got to go.

Gregory Matthew Bruni, Naked Intruder, Pooped And Masturbated In Tony Lands’ Florida Home: CopsLet’s Recap The Allegations Against Bruni:Got naked, climbed onto the Lands’ roof.Attacked Tony Land by jumping on him and hitting his shoulder.Ran into Lands’ house, knocked down a TV and spilled the contents of a vacuum on the floor.Dodged bullets fired by LaDonna Land.Masturbated in the living room.Rubbed clothes on his face in the Lands’ son’s room.Defecated on the floor in two places.Drank the contents of the vacuum.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/fla-homeowners-terrorized-naked-man-article-1.1246800

Robert Wayne Harris

Robert Wayne Harris
Executed
  
  Nothing like getting your car washed at the Mi-T-Fine Car Wash in Irving, Texas. You see your typical things at a car wash. Cars, soap, and on March 15th, 2000 one lucky woman got to see a male employee pull out his pud and start masturbating. That man is none other than Robert Wayne Harris. A job the man held for 10 months. Which after looking at his mug on the left there that is probably quite the feat for him.
  As you could guess after his employer found out what he had done he lost his job. Go figure huh? This did not sit well with Harris. Harris must of thought that at a place of employment it is acceptable to masturbate in front of random strangers in public. Harris was also arrested and detained for a day for this incident.
   On March 19th Harris spent the day with a friend car salesman Junior Herrara. He then went over to another friends house named Billy Brooks and borrowed a pistol from his step-son.
  The next day on March 20th, 2000 at 7:15 am in a car he borrowed from Herrera, Harris went to the Mi-T-Fine Car Wash. He stormed into the building and forced the manager, assistant manager, and a cashier into a room containing the safe. After he received some cash (undisclosed some reports say $300 some say $4,000)  he laid all 3 on the ground and executed them by shooting them in the back of the head. Even slitting ones throat. After that was done 3 more employees arrived at work and Harris forced them into the office and executed those 3 also by shooting them in the back of the head.
  As he was ready to leave then a 7th employee arrived named Jason Shields. Shields seen the crime scene and Harris told Shields that he himself had just came in and stumbled across the scene. The 2 went next door to a doughnut shop and called 911.
  Harris was arrested the next day at a friends house. Sources reveal that that day he had planned to drive over to Florida to kill an ex-girlfriend.
Robert Wayne Harris: (Born February 28th, 1972) Prior to the killings Harris was just released from prison after serving an 8 year sentence for burglary, evading arrest, and unauthorised use of a motor vehicle. He was released on May 3rd, 1999. While in prison Harris spent most of his time in segregation due to frequent random violent out burst while incarcerated. In prison he also threatened to kill prison staff, dealt drugs, and engaged in sexual misconduct. Sounds like a great citizen to let back into society.
  After Harris’s arrest he led police to a ditch and showed police the remains of an Irving woman Sandra Scott (37) who had been missing for 4 months. Harris was charged in her kidnapping and murder.
  At 8 years old Harris watched his father kill his mother. 
  Harris also had a very bad stutter one of the worst people have said they had ever seen.
  Harris was in special education during his early years of school.
  When Harris was 15 he stole from his aunt. When she reported the burglary Harris went back to her house and struck her over the head with a hammer. He hit her so hard with it that he broke the hammer over her head. He spent 2 years in Juvenile Hall for this incident.
  Once out at the age of 17 Harris began dealing crack.
  Harris has a daughter Charity McFadden. She openly stated that she hoped her father got the death penalty. She said “I am happy it happened in Texas, They have the death penalty, They will get rid of him faster than any other state”.
Victims
Augustin Villasenor: Car wash assistant manager 36 years old. Had worked at the car wash for 11 years. Was the brother of Benjamin. Lived in Arlington, Texas. His throat was also slit after he was shot.
Dennis Lee: Car wash manager. 48 years old. Lived in Irving, Texas.
Rhoda Wheeler: Cashier. 46 lived in Irving, Texas.
Benjamin Villasenor: 32 worked at the car wash for 7 years was the brother of assistant manager Augustin.
Roberto Jimenez: 15 was from Mexico.
Ramos:  Age 37. Shot but survived. Is permanently disabled.
  Harris was sentenced to death and executed via lethal injection on September 20th, 2012.
When Harris died he thanked his brother, three friends, and the Texas Rangers baseball team. Since Texas no longer gives death row inmates final meals Harris was stuck eating the same shit as the other inmates.
  To think there were actually people stupid enough to think that this guy didn’t deserve the death sentence. Good riddance to this piece of shit.
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