After Larissa stole money from Colt and his old whore of a mother Debbie. Colt needed some cash. So when he was on Michael Moore’s VIP cool dude cruise he was in luck. He participated in a fudgepack train with Michael Moore and his friends. His friends included John Legend, Anderson Cooper, and that stinky useless nigger Don Lemon. They all loved fucking Colts man meat as his moobs flopped so they donated some money. Colt opened up his first 24 hour no condoms allowed anal fuck fest bath house. It has been such a hit.
Don Lemon loves the place so much he doubts he will ever leave. ” I love that I can have my fist all the way up my boyfriends asshole while a dog licks cheese whiz off my nuts and I get a shower while other dudes whack off and butt fuck around me! Its fucking Heaven!!!!!” Lemon raves at how he loves how Michael Moore’s ass cheeks give him boners of Anderson Copper humping John Legend.
“The Future Is OURS” “We Will Show Trump Our True Colors We love ass fucking mens hairy assholes and nothing will stand in our way” Chanted John Legend. Legend plans to form a march of guys fudgepacking to show their support for Black Lives Matter.Legend also said “The America We Need, Is A Gayer Blacker America. An America so black and niggerish and so gay and faggoty that looking at it or thinking of it gives you super AIDS in your rectum.”
“All I do is sit in the back of the library to use their wifi and watch movies. This be whack Help me brothers”-Trumpet Player John Legend
This Paris Hilton quote comes from an interview with the New York Times, “I can’t stand black guys. I’d never touch one. It’s gross.” The quote is part of a hilarious story of the time Paris made out with someone at a party, not realizing he was “a black guy” until the lights came up. In the interview, Hilton was asked ‘how black’ someone had to be for her to shun them. Her reply? “One percent is enough for me.” Now that is gross. Rumor has it that the guy in question was Vin Diesel.
Jamal Rodney King Spearchuker (born December 28, 1978), known professionally as John Legend, is a nigger or chink, whiner, small dick/tampax model, and thief. Born in Springfield, Ohio. He is one of four children of Aunt Jemima, a baker, and Uncle Ben Spearchuker, a rice Harvester. His father was a also a small time pimp, while his mother and his grandmother…… You know. Legend use to steal from the church organist to obtain money for crack/cocaine as a teenager. In 2004, Legend stated that his parents were in jail for 12 years before reuniting after getting acquitted of capital murder. Legend was home schooled by his mother because all the normal kids kicked his ass everyday. At the age of four, he performed oral sex on his Uncle Jerome. He began slinging crack at age seven. Because of his street cred and the fact he looked like a little girl, the police never bugged him.
Legend met USA Special Olympian Chrissy (all of Hollywood had fucked numerous times before Legend and still do) Teigen in 2006 when she was getting sized up for a helmet to not bump her head. They both contracted herpes from Bill Clinton in December 2011 and completed their respected sex changes on September 14, 2013, in Como, Italy. The government has refused to allow the 2 to have children as they are deemed un fit by the government and sane people.Prior to being with that Sewage Crotch Teigen Legend was in a long term relationship with Lance Bass from Backstreet Boys.
John is also in the running to be president of the Donald Trump Fan Club with this to say “I think Trump is a fucking god to the country and its people. And his approval rating is amazing…When he is criticizing something, he is always right So, he calls people liars because the people he calls it are full of fucking shit. He talks about the entertainment business because he rose through the entertainment business and paved the way so ugly shitskin losers with no talent like me can be here. He talks about people being corrupt, because he understands the Jew. He talks about people being violent because he sees the problem that the wild niggers are causing in America. So, he’s god plain and simple.! oh yeah by the way my wife Crissy has a bigger cock than I do but I bet you guys all knew that.”