Iran is a backwards Islamic nation in the Middle East which is next in line to receive the gift of freedom from the USA. Iran borders Iraq, which already has freedom. Being the holy Islamic nation that it is, Iran has quite lulzy laws and punishments. So no “liberated” women, no alcohol, no faggotry, and no fapping. Penalties for committing these forbidden acts include such lulzy punishments as chopping people’s hands off, mutilation, stoning, crucifixion, public beheading, and firing squads. How exciting! Iran is also known for rightfully hating the Jews and exposing the lies created by them them, including, chief among them, the true story of the 9/11 attacks, as well as being enlightened holocaust deniers.
If gay people really are going to hell, that hell will probably look something like Iran. In the dark backwaters of the country, gay people are flogged, tortured, abused, and even executed with shocking regularity. Yet the faggots in the west bitch at their government. Instead of marching in Tehran demanding fags have rights. I wonder how long they would last there? Iran hates Faggots the most in the whole world. God bless Iran on hating faggots and refusing those Jews to push them around to get a fucking bank.
Think of the amount of work the Jews did on this one. They forced us all to believe that Iran is a terror state in the west. Then they hid behind the US and got them to call out Iran. So why is this? The Jews do not own a central bank in Iran. So they will cry whine and kill as many innocent people just so some hook nosed kike can collect some shekels. Putting most of the world in danger and not giving a shit about anyone else but yourself. Ultimate JEW move. Its in their DNA they are anti social vermin.
Nigger Pickles are a delicious healthy snack food. High in Protein and fiber. It makes you strong so you can steal TV’s better. Here are the top producing countries of Nigger Pickles in Tons they produce.
10- Mexico 1.1 Million Tons
Over a Million tons of watermelon produced in Mexico and the NBA put a team in Canada and not Mexico? Bad marketing. Bad bad marketing. When its not Lettuce season and lawn season in American most Mexicans that don’t hibernate migrate to Mexico for watermelon season. This way they stay in shape for Lettuce season in the USA.
9- Egypt 1.68 Tons
Allah thinks that watermelons are a sin. So all these Egyptians that eat watermelons are failed Muslims. It clearly states in the Koran. But since Egyptians are fucking losers in absolutely every other aspect in life. Taking #9 on the list is a feat for a national holiday for this country full of losers.
8- Russia 1.757 Tons
7- United States Of America 1.823 Tons
Watermelons were invented by Americans in 1735 as a way to motivate slaves to not rape the farm animals on cotton plantations. It didn’t work well. But turned out many years later to be a quality delicious snack.
6- Algeria 1.877 Tons
The history of d’Alger or Algerian melons dates back to ancient Roman times where they were held in high esteem and available only to the very wealthy and or white people. This heirloom in the Cucumis genus originally hails from North Africa and is one of the oldest heirloom melons still available today. It is rumored that Jay-Z and Oprah have put in bids to own the magnificent piece for their mansions.
5- Uzbekistan 1.976 Tons
The climate of Uzbekistan with long hot summers fit well with such a heat-loving plant. It doesn’t bid so well however for an Uzbek woman when a man comes home with sweaty balls and expects a blow job.
4- Brazil 2.09 Tons
Brazil’s annual production of watermelons is large due to their large population – in recent years approaching Oprah Winfrey levels. Almost all of Brazil has climate conditions that allow successful cultivation of watermelons, and most watermelon is consumed close to where it was grown. This is mainly due to the fact that normal people are too smart to buy anything from a shit place like Brazil.
3- Iran 3.813 Tons
Iran makes a shitload of watermelon annually. Which means it is only a matter of time before the Jewish CNN liars write a story about them supporting terror or sending bombs in the watermelons. Trust me an Iranian Melon is great try one next time. And spit the seeds in a local Jewish owned newspaper for fun.
2- Turkey 3.928 Tons
Turkey also grows more watermelons than the entire European Union (EU) combined, namely 44.3 percent more. The country’s watermelon production has remained stable over the past ten years at about 3,800 million kilos. The EU’s watermelon production stood at 2,692.5 million kilos. Well then why don’t the African niggers only make it as far as Turkey and stay there? Watermelon is the same as welfare.
1- China 79.244 Tons
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I never trust that many of these stats as it seems when you walk the streets of Vancouver or Toronto you feel like you are in India and China. But we will go with Stats Canada’s so called list. Here are the top 10 Countries of others that entered Canada to leach of the good citizens in 2017.
10- South Korea 21,710
No surprise South Korea is on here. I almost thought it would of been higher. Every corner seems to have a nip grocery store on the corner. Until these rice pickers all moved over here owning a store use to be a great honorable business. Then they flooded the country gates and now they are known as hardcore rip off fests. But these Korean Owned Stores are located in great locations for niggers from African countries to hold up for quick cash when they need crack/cocaine. From their Vietnamese dealer.
9- France 24,155
I find this hard to believe hence why I said I don’t really trust these at the start. I don’t know if a bunch head out to Quebec or not. But I am willing to bet the most of the immigrants if they are claiming France are probably from An Arab or African Country helped by France. So the French bust a punk/jew move and plants the niggers and Muslims in Canada. They are full there I guess.
8- United Kingdom 24,445
7- Syria 29,945
Syria! We must help the woman and children of Syria. In Canada all I seen was military fit aged males aged 18-30 here and all single. Some of them were really black Syrians too I assume from the parts of Africa that “Syria” owns. Some of these military men niggers attend middle school. Although having a pee sized brain of a 2 year old. They are 25 years old and sexually rape girls in the schools with no punishment. If you call them out on being a man in school and a rapist You are labeled racist by Justin Trudeau’s government.
6- United States 33,060
You would assume they are all normal white Americans. It would make sense but I am sure a few shit skins slip through the border. But in Canada I think you get less if you are from white countries and are white. Canada likes to help in order of how much you need it. Apparently being a nigger or Muslim is more of a disability than being in a wheelchair, blind, dying of some disease the shitskins brought from their loser country ect…. Most Sane Americans come here to flee Nigger Violence. The liberals say they want to move here but they belong in the countries they defend.
5- Pakistan 41,480
Most Pakis are upset they are Pakistani. Can you really blame them? But moving to Canada will not solve their problems. It just creates more problems for them and especially normal white Canadians. Like all immigrants from non-white countries they aren’t needed or wanted, They over charge you in stores, overcharge you in cabs, and masterbate in Korean Stores to porno magazines in the back. They are just a hazard their being and their putrid nigger like foul stench.
4- Iran 42,070
Iran the Muslim love land where the Jews are invading to get their bank and cost tons of innocent lives. You know the place that really isn’t all that bad but the Jew media paints it like it needs to get invaded so bad. I know I mock Muslims and their countries all the time but I would take a billion Muslims in any country I live in over even 1 Jew.
3- China 129,020
Minus the fact they are disease infested from the gross shit they eat. Chinks seem to migrate over to the white mans land more so than the other way around. It is amazing so many Chinese were able to come here, as none can even drive as far as the corner store with out fucking up and hitting shit in Canada.
2- India 147,190
Tons of Pakis. I still generalize like a hill billy when it comes to Turban tops. Guys from India wear the diapers on their head and their ugly wives have mustaches. They also smell like a nigger wearing walmart cat litter cover up spray. Minus the foul odor from them. The most annoying thing is they talk about how great India is. And how much better India is. And all that shit. Then why the fuck did you leave?
1- Philippines 188,805
Every time you support a McDonald’s or Tim Horton’s franchise. Canada gets a new Philippino immigrant. See in Canada anyone who buys a Tim Horton’s franchise really has no interest in doing any form of work what soever. So you open up your franchise hire a boat load of Philippinos, ram all 30 of them in a rented 1 bedroom apartment or your garage, and pay them fuck all. You win. Feed them, Breed them, work them 22 hours a day, they never seem to mind. They are happy peace loving people and have yet to go on a massive rampage. Yet may be the key word though. Cut those 22 hours down to 21.85. The majority are over qualified for what they are doing but they do it well. Just hang framed pictures on the wall of employees that you deported for bitching. They will get the hint.