Anderson Cooper grabs his faggot boner and goes on to farms and fucks cattle. Anderson Cooper paid an emotional tribute to the assholes of cattle everywhere on his show recently, by pulling out a Big Mac and jerking his fag stick goo on it. “On Monday I became a beef fucker. I’ve never actually said that before out loud,” began Anderson. “It still kind of astonishes me. I trespass on peoples property and fuck their cows. I am a sick fuck. And I have warts on my balls”. The news presenter continued to discuss how blessed he was to be given the opportunity to have his dick stuck up a cows asshole, despite during his childhood years thinking he’d never have the opportunity as farmers always fired weapons at him. Cooper has been openly gay for many years now and was given the opportunity to have sex with a cow with the help of Ronald McDonald.
Fucking Faggot Coopers Ex Boyfriend Andy Cohen is fuming mad. Cohen has taken to social media many times since finding out that his ex butt buddy is a cow fucker. Last night at around 3am, the television talk show host wrote: “I am going to fuck his pet cow, kill it, then eat, then cut Anderson’s cock off with a rusty hack saw”. The two dated for over 9 years, only to break up due to Cooper having a faggot love affair with Pete Buttplug.
Despite being one of the stinkiest monkey countries in Africa, Gambia has some of the highest incidences of premature deaths on the continent; sadly, most of these deaths are caused by entirely preventable diseases like malaria and tuberculosis which instead of curing the niggers blame them on the white man. With only one doctor for every 10,000 groids, however, it’s easy to understand the reason for a life expectancy of just 61.4 years.Which makes Gambia the 16th worst country on the planet to live in.
Gambia is full of niggers. They didn’t want faggots too. They don’t want a double knock on their country.
He said yes and stick it in my ass hard too!!!! 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way couple Kenneth Niedermeier and Armando Rubio got engaged during the Monday, August 10 episode after three and a half years of hardcore bareback anal sex and dick swords.Thats Some Fucking Hard Core Four Eyed Faggots Butt Fucking!
Kenny, 57, was the one to pop the question to his 31-year-old Beaner butt lover but he had to tell a little white lie to keep the proposal a surprise. The Florida native told Armando he was going to a nearby bank to open an account, but he came clean in his confessional, and to Armandos unknowingness Kenny sucked the shows producers off in the morning before they kissed and had coffee. Faggots.
In his confessional, Ken explained he had two previous long-term relationships before he met the Mexico native, but he never felt the desire to marry either one of his exes. He dated John Legend in the 90’s and Theo Huxtable in the 80’s where he contracted AIDS and Ebola. “But with Armando, it was different. His loving nature, his sensitive side, his testicles dangling in my face in the morning, he makes me feel good. I love him and I couldn’t marry him fast enough,” Kenny revealed.
Kenny then got down on one knee and presented Armando with a pink cock ring. “Are you serious?” Armando asked as he started to cry. “Will you marry me?” Kenny asked, crying as well.
“Baby, of course, yes babe,” Armando said and Kenny placed the ring on his left ring finger. That’s when they pulled out their anal lube and starting sitting on cactuses!
Bum Fungus or “Crusted Anus Pussius” in Latin is a form of rotten ass where your anal hole and region flare and swell up like molten rock. The burn from Bum Fungus is so bad apparently that a pressure washing truck with fire hoses spraying super extra strength Preperation H can not cure the itch.
Victims of Bum Fungus tend to be of the homosexual and negro type. Many famous celebrities have spoken globally about the struggle of living with raunchy burning Bum Fungus. In 2010 John Legend headlined the world famous concert “We Are All Bum Fungus” #BUMFUNGUSMATTERS. The Origin of Bum Fungus is uncertain. But Meteorologists who work for Dr. Phil did a study and they believe the Bum Fungus Originate in Assholes during Pudding and Kodak Commercials linked back to the 80’s. Which was where Bill Cosby was.
Fat fuck tub of lard Michael Moore has a documentary on his life as a whale living with Bum Fungus. It is titled “Bowling For Bum Fungus”. It goes into harsh detail of how his bum fungus affects his fat ass along with having a fat ass.
AIDS is seen by many as a tragic disease, others, however, see it for what it really is, the greatest source of comedy at poetic justice ever conceived. It stands for Anally-Inflicted Death Sentence, Adios! Infected Dick Sucker, “Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome” for Doctor folk. AIDS is the politically correct term for GRIDS, Gay Cancer, and The Ebonic Plague. Created by Adolph Hitler Loving Metal Heads during the 1980s to destroy niggers on the Internet, jewish fudgepacking bath houses and faggots, AIDS is transmitted predominantly via raw dry anal pounding ball slapping butt sex between two men (sometimes they love each other often times not). Aside from bum darts and ass poker, gay people can transmit AIDS by touch or injecting their tainted blood into harmless street people on the street. It is even possible to get AIDS by looking into the eyes of an infected person for more than roughly 8.3 seconds or by being kind or compassionate to any HIV-positive individual especially John Legend. Simply listening to rap music or watching a Bernie Mac movie can give you AIDS. There are two different sets of diagnostic criteria in the first world and in Africa, to guarantee as many people die as possible!AIDS is proof that God hates fags, and niggers, because ALL niggers have AIDS.
AIDS, the funniest thing since cancer, is caused by two variant strains of HIV (homosex in-non vaginalvirus) which, in turn, are variants of avirus known as being a fucking faggot that is found in primates. It is widely believed that HIV (and consequently AIDS) spread to humans when some nigger (probably Barrack Obama) raped a monkey, and then had sex with a gross prostitute (Probably Rosie Odonnell) , allowing it to spread to the scum of society the quickest. Other less likely theories include the ideas that HIV was originally invented when Anderson Cooper farted out Don Lemon’s Cum on a bunch of niglets they were feeding in Africa. It is uncertain if the cum goo got on any of the world vision food.
Samantha is a nurseat the VA Hospital in Birmingham who shoves lego pieces up her asshole for fun. She started having an affair with a direct colleague in management she knew was married who is 11 years older and has flaming red herpes that he got from anal fucking Anderson Cooper. She continues to be with him even tho he’s not divorced not realizing all the emotional damage she has contributed to his faggot transgendered son. He is also to blame after a 16 year marriage to a phillipino hooker he met on tinder. How any woman granted she’s maybe 25, could not step out of picture, as she has no idea the issues she has contributed too. There are recordings of her, that I’m curious if her director would be happy about.
Well this little dirtbag has a story to tell……….She got AIDS from her dad……..Her dad is Elton John….. let’s start with my best friend was engaged to her. He had bad BO. When he would go work out of town this POS would go on Tinder andbring guys to there home and bang 3 a day sometimes how do I know well I set her up with a friend of mine on the site and truth be told she went all the way. Since then shes still found online posting herself naked on these sites and sending nudes to randoms at her will… when confronted about this my friends house was robbed and he was completely cleaned out this dirtbag has to be stopped she has openly given DRDs to any people and she will go right up to you and tell you with no shame.. when your this dirty you have to be exposed no remorse for what’s shes done to anyone in fact she has already been plastered for her dirty deeds and still the stories keep on coming. This one needs a reality check! What a fucking whore………Has no fucking tits.Spent implant money on crack……..She is 45 and she still poops her pants. Yeah. Way to go Jenn.
Brittany drags her teeth and is a certifiably crazy b1tch who can’t control her “crazy” one bit. She isso crazy she decided to boycott douching her vagina. The smell is wonderful she fits in perfectly with her co workers at Burtons Energy where she sucks off all the dudes that work there. Even Brygor the 74 year old Hungarian Janitor with herpes, that looks like Mr Magoo. She lives on dudes couches all over the city like she seriously has no home just couch surfs and sucks dick for meals because she doesnt go to the soup kitchen. Since she refuses to be in the same room as niggers. Yeah even they smell worse than her vagina that hasn’t been cleaned in over a year that is full of urine and jizz. She’s had affairs with multiple married men in the Birmingham area and only knows how to do two things: give sloppy blowjobs with teeth and victimize herself. Avoid this psycho at all costs!
I sniff glue and household cleaners under the bridge with April when we don’t have money for crack. Her pussy has warts on it they are red but my faggot wiener doesn’t seem to care. This attention seeking gold digging slore has been texting and meeting my man for MONTHS. He has a job at McDonalds and still has his moms mini van on weekends at 25 not bad. She is Letting him come to her moms mobile trailer home and calling and texting him. She has no regard for him being taken. We have been together for years and shes ok just begin a homewrecker. Probably why she couldnt keep her own marriage together and started doing porn again with Cletus and Ralph in the alleyways on Sundays. She even had the nerve to tell me that its MY fault she is in the picture! All she wants is attention and it dosent matter where it comes from. She IS NOT someone you want to leave your husband around especially if he has money!
Good for you Alabama. You were the state that all the niggers bitch and you gave them rights one day. Now your letting the faggots or what ever these things are to have their way. I thought you guys were a red neck state? Unlce Jim Bob would be rolling around in his grave out back by the barn right now.
A 10-year-old boy in Alabama is going viral after he tried to pay a woman $900 to move her fat black ass to Africa in the Target store.
Hillary Clinton said her 10-year-old son, Barrack Jr, learned a “great lesson on niggernomics and idiot Americans who really believe in white guilt and empathy for niggers” on Jan. 3.
While visiting the Target in Hoover, the young boy found a crack pipe with nigger fur on it. He quickly got his life savings to convince the nigger to move out of the country to her homeland. But his mom Hillary told him that the fat nigger could shit out hundreds of niglets. Out of those maybe 2 might vote. All votes count. And whitey can pay forever. He makes his mom proud.
Hillary then told her son imagine if you were a nigger? Wouldn’t you want to do nothing and get paid while the people (whites) do everything for you and you can blame them for nothing and get away with it? He soon seen her point. And then went to his mansion millions of miles away from any niggers.
Rebecca Giorgenko of Hueytown, Alabama This ditch pig cheese crust whore has been after my small dicked husband since before we have ever been engaged or married. Flirting with him, chasing him around crowds, and texting him at all hours of the night. Well one day while tampon shopping in front of my family, his family, all of our friends, and our coworkers he promised me herpes forever. Well forever ends today. I found where my husband Michael Cole Stephens has been talking filth to Rebecca. Apperantly they were caught in the grocery store ramming Inspector Gadget dolls in their assholes and singing Bon Jovi. Shit made me so horny I fucked my dad twice in Michael’s moms car and bed and pussy juiced all over the fucking lawn and fucked the dog with a strap on dildo while it got licked up by the mailman,Fuck you Rebecca you crayon vaginal ramming ditch horse fucking slut jew bitch.
Niggerman’s worries didn’t go away when he arrived at the shitty nigger camp. At the forefront of the 13-year-old’s nigger pea sized mind: How would he provide for his other niggers drug habits? Work, honesty, and fairness is shit for white people the nigger had to figure out a way to get free like most niggers. He and his three siblings had escaped captivity in the nigger filled Democratic Republic of Congo, where they decided to make up a lie for sympathy that both of their parents and their youngest sister were killed. As the oldest child, Niggerman was now in charge. With the occasional help of white people, and robbing 7-11 and liquor stores, Niggerman had brought his family to the Kyaka refugee camp in Uganda where he screamed racism loudly to every white person he could for sympathy.
They would receive help here, but he was still worried he wanted more and needed more scam ideas. And that’s when something Niggerman can only describe as a watermelon day miracle happened. In a camp with more than 20,000 stinky fucking niggers, he spotted his aunt from a distance. He hadn’t seen her in years. “I called her. I said, ‘Bitch where’s my muddafukin money hoe?!’ And then she turned around. When she turned around, she knew me and she came to me,” Niggerman recalled. “The first question was, ‘got any crack? I’ll suck your dick again foo’”
“I did not want to break her face open,” he continued. “I told her, ‘Don’t worry about that. Bitch I’ll deal with you later.’” Niggerman couldn’t wait for later and pulled out his gat and just blasted the bitches head off in front of all the other niggers.
Eight years after reuniting at the nigger camp, the fambly of six lives in a brand-new 2,900-square-foot home in Ogden, Utah land of white people. They’ve lived there since Aug. 17, 2019. It’s got six bedrooms and two bathrooms, so each family member has his or her own room. The crime rate in the neighbourhood is horrible now, the whites are all leaving, and it stinks like a sewage in the whole city now.
It’s all thanks to the faggot ran TV show “Extreme Makeover: Home Fudgepacking Edition,” Ogden general contractor Some Stupid White Idiot and the many people in the Ogden Idiot self suicide community who volunteered to help build the two-story home in just five days and destroy their civilization and culture just as quickly. Jews took credit after the show was aired and publicly blamed all the white people who donated their time and money as the problem the niggers have had their whole lives.
Jamal Rodney King Spearchuker (born December 28, 1978), known professionally as John Legend, is a nigger or chink, whiner, small dick/tampax model, and thief. Born in Springfield, Ohio. He is one of four children of Aunt Jemima, a baker, and Uncle Ben Spearchuker, a rice Harvester. His father was a also a small time pimp, while his mother and his grandmother…… You know. Legend use to steal from the church organist to obtain money for crack/cocaine as a teenager. In 2004, Legend stated that his parents were in jail for 12 years before reuniting after getting acquitted of capital murder. Legend was home schooled by his mother because all the normal kids kicked his ass everyday. At the age of four, he performed oral sex on his Uncle Jerome. He began slinging crack at age seven. Because of his street cred and the fact he looked like a little girl, the police never bugged him.
Legend met USA Special Olympian Chrissy (all of Hollywood had fucked numerous times before Legend and still do) Teigen in 2006 when she was getting sized up for a helmet to not bump her head. They both contracted herpes from Bill Clinton in December 2011 and completed their respected sex changes on September 14, 2013, in Como, Italy. The government has refused to allow the 2 to have children as they are deemed un fit by the government and sane people.Prior to being with that Sewage Crotch Teigen Legend was in a long term relationship with Lance Bass from Backstreet Boys.
John is also in the running to be president of the Donald Trump Fan Club with this to say “I think Trump is a fucking god to the country and its people. And his approval rating is amazing…When he is criticizing something, he is always right So, he calls people liars because the people he calls it are full of fucking shit. He talks about the entertainment business because he rose through the entertainment business and paved the way so ugly shitskin losers with no talent like me can be here. He talks about people being corrupt, because he understands the Jew. He talks about people being violent because he sees the problem that the wild niggers are causing in America. So, he’s god plain and simple.! oh yeah by the way my wife Crissy has a bigger cock than I do but I bet you guys all knew that.”