Gay Activist John Legend defended himself after being accused of being a hypocrital faggot for his appearance in a documentary exploring sexual assault allegations against his once ex-lover R. Kelly!!!!! Also because Legend once let his wife have sex with Harvey Weinstein so she could get some sort of sexual satisfaction. “I let Harvey have sex with me on several occasions before some fucking rat cried of his abuse and then it was known to me and the rest of the world,” Legend wrote on his pedophile nigger loving news source Twitter late Monday. “Since his being exposed, his company and career have been destroyed and he’s been indicted. Sounds like something that should happen to R Kelly. Something will happen to all if they do not follow our pervert laws. Rule 1 DON’T GET CAUGHT!!!!” Photos from the Fudgepackers Film Festival in January 2016 show Legend and his wife Chrissy Teigen smiling and embracing Weinstein’s penis, who is currently facing charges in New York of rape and sexual assault. Dozens of women have accused Weinstein of sexual assault and harassment, after investigations published by the Jew Yorker and Jew York Times in late 2017.
Surviving R. Kelly is a Lifetime documentary series examining multiple sexual assault and abuse allegations against the R&B singer. Legend was one of the few R&B and hip-hop artists willing to be featured in the documentary. “To everyone telling me how gay and stinky I am for appearing in the doc, it didn’t feel risky at all,” Legend wrote on Twitter last week. “I believe these women are liars like all women. Quit ratting us out you know we are all sick pervs just let us be or get the fuck out!”
Michael Adolph Richards (born July 24, 1949) is an American actor, grand wizard, television producer and comedian. He began his career as a stand-up comedian, first entering the national spotlight when he was featured whipping negros on Ronald Regan’s Happy Time Plantation hour. He went on to become a series regular on KKKBC’s Monkey Business.After being accused of calling a nigger a nigger in the he hid out with some Jews in New York in the late 80’s. From 1989 to 1998, he played Cosmo Kramer on the television sitcom Seinfeld, receiving the ultimate shield from any form of being called racist JEWS.After Seinfeld was over he had to experience real life niggers. Ones Jews never ever allow themselves to be around but force everyone else to. It got to him and his career as a stand up comedian. While performing at the Laugh Factory comedy club in late 2006 after a cell phone video was published of him launching into an expletive-laced racist tirade after earlier interruptions from a group of late-arriving audience members. Due to significant media coverage of the event, Richards was awarded the noble peace prize, a monument was erected in his honor in Washington, DC, and talks of running for president of the US in 2024 have came up. Making liberals cringe.
Our Very First Mealis the premiere episode of Full House, which aired for the first time on September 22, 1987.
Danny Tanner’s wife, Pam, left with her new lover Willard three months earlier, leaving him with the task of raising three daughters (which aren’t probably his) on his own. His mother, Claire, had been staying with the family to help out, but when she realized her fucking son was a loser, he asks his faggot brother-in-law Jesse and his on and off again gay lover Joey to move in to help him take care of the girls: twenty-year-old D.J., lord know what-year-old Stephanie, and one-year-old Michelle. Joey and Jesse’s first day includes changing a diaper. Since neither knows about taking care of a baby, they struggle in their efforts to care for Michelle. This eventually is the start of a flaming ass love between Jesse and Joey behind Danny’s back. The other girls have a difficult time adjusting to the living arrangements. D.J. is frustrated that Joey is always walking around masterbating. Stephanie, on the other hand, is elated that Joey can hook her up with grade A meth. Jesse then enters and the girls are happy to see him . After he asks D.J. about how big her new boyfriend Leo’s dick is, Stephanie gets him to play the pornographic movie “Homeless Bitch Pussy Fest”, and he initially refuses, but gives in after her “crying routine” of your the best actor Uncle Jesse.
A few seconds later, Joey makes his entrance, with a male hooker Colt Johnson, the latter showing him a “purple dildo and a bag of meth”: the alcove. Joey is excited about the as sex, as he’s anxious to do get his anal cavity stuffed. Jesse is shown his room and is shocked by the presence of needles and shit covered bloody used condoms on the floor (because it was Danny’s at the time gay lover Pete Weber’s room before.)In the bedroom across the hall, D.J. is sneaking in people to have sex with for money. As the older sister, she makes the money for the house, as her faggot father Danny spends all his money on drugs and male hookers. When Joey and Danny come in, they scold D.J. and take all her profits, then go spend it on heroin and male hookers in downtown San Francisco. In Michelle’s room, she continually cries. They figure that if she doesn’t wear a diaper she can just shit and piss all over the floor like Joey does anyway. They figured it was either that or drop her off at an orphanage. But they need the welfare check for crack. Whites can get welfare in the US, ONLY if they have a Jew hook up like Danny Tanner.
After arguing over who to buy drugs from, they buy from the Chinese, but can’t stop laughing at their slanted eyes! So, they start calling them chinks and making fun of their accents. The chinks not impressed vow to get a hit set out on Joey.Later that night, Jesse and Joey get caught having anal sex high as fuck in their car in a McDonald’s parking lot by the cops. Officer Tony Vlachos a rookie at the time with SFPD escorts them home in his cruiser and goes into their home.As the living room is a mess from the shit and piss and used needles Tony looks at the 2 pathetic sacks of shit hanging their heads. Tony says ” I can haul you into jail or you can pull your pants down and bend over!”.Joey and Jessie comply to take the ass sex over the jail time and set up a camcorder to record it for Danny when he gets home.
When Danny does get home drunk as fuck half naked at 4am. Danny squats and spreads his ass cheeks and farts shit and cum all over the glass coffee table. He then leads everyone upstairs to find Michael Moore tied up in his closet with a gab ball. “Fucking cool” Yells Dj in glee watching that fat fuck Michael Moore squeal like the pig he is.When Jessse whips out his dick to start stuffing Moores fat ass lards, DJ runs up with a chainsaw. The family takes turns raping and beating Moore. DJ even put on a rusty copper strap on dildo and fucked him till he bled. After they force Moore to lick the shit, piss, and jizz on the floor Joey picks up a lamp and breaks it over his fat fucking head.The family all started kicking and jumping on Moore like a trampoline (almost worrying about the weight limit on the floor) while Danny fired up the chain saw. They hacked Moore up for a few hours canning his body parts and cooking his fat ass cheeks as a roast. The family didn’t by groceries for a year. The end.
The closing scene of this episode features Joey, Jesse, and Danny having a fudge pack train at a public pool. It was deleted as it was fucking gross as fuck.
Jesse saying, “I live in Webster’s room” is a reference to the title character Pete Weber the impotent contestant on the show the Bachelor
Jesse asking Danny if he has been “reading Cosby’s book” refers to the 1986 bestseller written by Bill Cosby called How to stick your dick in womens mouths when they are sleeping.
The DVD contains a commentary by series creator and executive producer Pete Buttplug
“Will The Lowest Crack Head Nigger Alive” is the second episode of Season 1 of The UN- Fresh Nigger of Smell-Air.
The household hits a sour note when Will pawns Ashley’s violin to get some crack.
The Niggers start their day off drinking malt liquor and eating cold chicken for breakfast. Fat Nigger Philip experiences throbbing vieny pulsing erections from watching Geoffrey bend over to pick stuff up. Meanwhile, Will is upstairs raping the corpse of a dead cat left by the garbage. Ashley then appears and asks why will is fucking supper? After Hilary wipes Carltons jizz off her chin, Philip unzips his fly and gives Geoffrey the Butler the Butt thrashing of his life. While Will and Carlton jerk off to it on the sofa.After sitting through hours of Geoffrey getting ass hacked with a gag ball, Will is jealous and tries to join in. When Phil throws Will away Carlton pulls out a 9mil and busts a cap in Geoffrey’s fucking head. Phil then looks all frustrated at loosing his boner and yells “Who the Fuck is going to clean this shit up?After another annoying day at work, Philip comes home to Geoffrey’s dead body in the foray surrounded by crusted blood, so he picks it up and drags it up to his room to rape it some more. Upon entering, he finds Will smoking crack while getting a blow job from his own Aunt Vivian. Will tells Phil to fuck off as he points a gun at him and then points it at his aunts head as she is crying humming the Aunt Jemima theme song.
Will’s new gay lover Marcelino from Love After Lock Up, who he claims is going to be Ashley’s new boyfriend. After Philip and Vivian leave, Will and Marcelino ass hack up a storm outside the mansion. Sometime later, the family is in the living room trying to enjoy their fried chicken, but not so much, Marcelino keeps yelling at Will to fuck him harder. Philip calls Will down to enjoy chicken with the family. Ashley comes downstairs, along with Marcelino and the family plays some MC Hammer Cassettes on the Boom Box. Philip tries to get Ashley to get a boyfriend her own age or one who isn’t a nigger or fucking gay like everyone else in the family.Later that night, Philip catches Marcelino trying to steal his car stereo. He gives the burnt tampon a choice. Suck his dick or die. Marcelino blew his balls try and the 2 are now lovers and living in Africa where they belong. Happy endings are the best.
*Some old guy huffing lysol under a bridge told me this so it must be true* Steve Harvey is offering his perspective on the protests against racial justice and great police work that unfolded across the country last summer. In A Crying Nigger Magazine exclusive first look at Wednesday’s episode of EBOLA on Animal Planet, the host shares the lessons he taught his own sons about police. Harvey specifically references the murders of two violent negros, Ahmaud Arbery and George Floyd, which occurred in February and May, respectively, as the Jewish COVID-19 hoax was taking hold in the U.S. “In light of what’s happened with Floyd and Arbery, and because of COVID, I think for the first time, the world was finally going to be a bongo party like Tupac predicted,” he says. “Nobody was robbing liquor stores, nobody was slinging crack, no white people were working for niggers welfare, nobody was at KFC and the world was not harvesting watermelons” “They actually saw it over and over and over, the amount of crime that black people do, and I think for the first time ever, non-African Americans — more so than I’ve ever seen before — have figured out how much they do not need us around them” he continues.
Harvey, 64, goes on to say that the current “upside” in the fight to dismantle racism is that more niggers are heading their black asses back to Africa. “I think that has been the thing that we’ve needed for a long time,” he says. “We needed white people to build us a boat , and for the first time I’m seeing so many non-African Americans just sit there and go, ‘Wait a minute, what? You fucking niggers cost us how much to stay here?'” “We now have found out that the whole world does not want to live around niggers,” he continues. “There’s still too many Jews out there that exploit the niggers for financial gain, but thats a whole different ball of wax.”
Bum Fungus or “Crusted Anus Pussius” in Latin is a form of rotten ass where your anal hole and region flare and swell up like molten rock. The burn from Bum Fungus is so bad apparently that a pressure washing truck with fire hoses spraying super extra strength Preperation H can not cure the itch.
Victims of Bum Fungus tend to be of the homosexual and negro type. Many famous celebrities have spoken globally about the struggle of living with raunchy burning Bum Fungus. In 2010 John Legend headlined the world famous concert “We Are All Bum Fungus” #BUMFUNGUSMATTERS. The Origin of Bum Fungus is uncertain. But Meteorologists who work for Dr. Phil did a study and they believe the Bum Fungus Originate in Assholes during Pudding and Kodak Commercials linked back to the 80’s. Which was where Bill Cosby was.
Fat fuck tub of lard Michael Moore has a documentary on his life as a whale living with Bum Fungus. It is titled “Bowling For Bum Fungus”. It goes into harsh detail of how his bum fungus affects his fat ass along with having a fat ass.
When the niggers and faggots that work for the jews get tired they build up an appetite. And mostly when they jack the Taco Bell they slice the Mexican ladies throat working before she makes a burrito (this happenedtwice so far due to their nigger shines). Dem Niggers need to mother fucking eat. That is where a famous Nigger the father Bill Cosby comes in and blasts his shit all over bowls for the niggers and jew faggots to eat. This way they get the high protein carbs to steal new nike shoes to get back at the evil white man who gives them everything. With massive amounts of Bill Cosby Brand Ass Oatmeal the niggers don’t even need the white man to farm anymore. There is so much jizz up Bill Cosby’s fucking nigger ass from John Legend and Don Lemon. Africa will never starve again. Ever!
Since no one that is rioting even knows why the fuck they are rioting minus the fact the TV lied to them. They have put no expiration date on the ass oatmeal as the niggers and liberals are too stupid to tell the difference in that just like in real life issues.
There is a Nigger Orchard, with nigger trees, all growing niggers, grown from nigger seeds, shit out by other niggers, in Flint, Michigan. In the midst of all those trees owned and maintained by land whale Michael Moore. Among those workers on the nigger farm is a disabled midget from San Diego named Ed Brown. Or as he is called while getting butt fucked in the shower, BIG ED. Ed waters trees and feeds niggers watermelon. But Michael Moore being the perverted pig he is gets big Ed to do sexual favors for him to get bonus pay for neck surgery and a penis pump. One of Michael Moore’s turn ons is getting his ass yeast scraped out of his rectal cavity with rusty objects. He loves the feeling of the dried bum crust cutting his asshole and bleeding.
In 1986 while working for Tupac Shakur selling crack on The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Michael Moore came out as homosexual. He said that the new feeling of being a fat ugly faggot has made him feel like sticking a cucumber in his asshole and going to JC Penny and try on womens underwear and walk around the toy section with is pet poodle max.
Big Ed broke into Homosexual activities mainly for money in the 80’s. Big Ed said he gets nothing but pure enjoyment having a big sweaty man ass take a big steamy shit on his face. He says the more splatter the more I orgasm. Ed’s known for his role as a sex tourist in 90 day fiance and his hit adult man film “Bouncy Butt Lovers: Big Eds Bonner Boat Bum Bash”. Since Big Ed has worked on the Nigger Farm his new favorite meal is shitting his diarhea in a bowl, crumbling oreos on it, and having some wine.
I never could understand why people would digest human waste. Big Ed Why?
Oprah is a fat land whale who hucks her used soiled with Bill Cosby’s stale jizz depend diapers in the smorgasborg and then invites less fortunate niggers to eat it and laughs about it. She is the kind of silverback gorilla that will wipe her yeast infection on the silverware and then fart out Bill Clinton’s Cum on the Ice Cream. Oprah was born in Africa on a nigger tree located on a nigger farm in the early 1900’s. She worked at Ihop with Rosa Parks for a bit but both were fired for smoking crack and stealing white women’s purses.
There was a rumor that Oprah was raped as a kid could of happened but the odds of someone even a nigger wanting to have sex with her is slim. And the crack/cocaine supply wasn’t as easily available to get people fucked up enough. Be agnostic?
This magical creature who got everything handed to her because the Jews needed a role model to make black women think they have a future (which they don’t because they are niggers). In her personal life she has 9 children all by Dr. Phil, is learning to read, and can now tie her own shoes.. And she stinks like a rancid nigger shitting in a hippos mouth.
Apparently under the influence of alcohol, Kid Rock unleashed an ugly tirade that included such gems as “Fuck Oprah. Oprah Winfrey is like ‘Hey, I just want women to believe in this shit.’ Fuckher. She can suck dick sideways. Fucking Ugly Whale Ape Gorilla Nigger Bitch”
Steve Wilkos (Also Known as Nazi Steve Dildos) is what happens when a high school bully who dropped out of community college and served time for aggravated assault accepts Jesus Christ as his lord and savior to hide the fact that he is a flaming fucking homo-sexual. He is an IRL Internet Tough Guy and yet another American talk show host troll with a show full of Nigger/Trailer Drama, a retarded audience, and constant censorship. Before he had his own show, he used to be a security guard on The Hook Nose Jew Springer show and before that, he used to be a pig so he could beat niggers and an Marine to have male on male ass pound showers. Just like The Jew Show, The Steve Wilkos Show is full of niggers, niggers with AIDS, sick fucks, pregnant teenage girls, and niggers who fuck sick fucks who fuck pregnant teenagers. Steve Wilkos will fuck anybody up. He was in the Marines and was a police officer who got to beat Rodney King!!!
Each episode consists of Steve wearing a nazi uniform going batshit insane from the meth he smoked and yelling racial slurs at coons at the top of his lungs for not paying child support (someone has to, we have to spend too much for prison and well fare taxes because of niggers as it is). He then proceeds to taunt his victim, pissing them off like hell, and then laughs at their face because they cannot do anything about it. Upon exploiting his victim for Lulz and making them feel like shit, he makes a lecture telling them how they can “be a better person”by pointing at his whit skin smiling.
This Mr. Clean Looking Racist Faggot Isn’t As Good As He Claims!
Steve Wilkos, the talk show host and former security director on The Jerry Springer Show, was arrested on charges of operating under the influence in connection with a car crash.
On Jan. 21, Wilkos, 53, was involved and injured in a one-vehicle crash in Darien, Connecticut, but it wasn’t until Wednesday evening when he turned himself in at the Darien Police Department after learning that there was a warrant out for his arrest and lots of gay sex waiting for his asshole at the cop shop.
Authorities confirmed his bail was set by a judge at $1,500, which Wilkos paid off by shooting a hot load of cum in the baliff’s asshole, and was released the same day. Medical records indicated that his Charlie Sheen Content was .29% and over the legal limit when he crashed his vehicle, according to police.