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Bum Fungus

Bum Fungus or “Crusted Anus Pussius” in Latin is a form of rotten ass where your anal hole and region flare and swell up like molten rock. The burn from Bum Fungus is so bad apparently that a pressure washing truck with fire hoses spraying super extra strength Preperation H can not cure the itch.

Victims of Bum Fungus tend to be of the homosexual and negro type. Many famous celebrities have spoken globally about the struggle of living with raunchy burning Bum Fungus. In 2010 John Legend headlined the world famous concert “We Are All Bum Fungus” #BUMFUNGUSMATTERS. The Origin of Bum Fungus is uncertain. But Meteorologists who work for Dr. Phil did a study and they believe the Bum Fungus Originate in Assholes during Pudding and Kodak Commercials linked back to the 80’s. Which was where Bill Cosby was.

Famous People who were taken too early from us due to Bum Fungus. George Floyd, Kobe Bryant, Tookie Williams, Tupac, and Jeff Epstein.

Fat fuck tub of lard Michael Moore has a documentary on his life as a whale living with Bum Fungus. It is titled “Bowling For Bum Fungus”. It goes into harsh detail of how his bum fungus affects his fat ass along with having a fat ass.

Bill Cosby Feeds His Ass Oatmeal To Nigger Lives Don’t Matter Faggots

If You Are Stupid To Riot Over A Nigger Criminal
You Are Stupid Enough To Eat This
#BLACKLIVESDONTMATTER

When the niggers and faggots that work for the jews get tired they build up an appetite. And mostly when they jack the Taco Bell they slice the Mexican ladies throat working before she makes a burrito (this happened twice so far due to their nigger shines). Dem Niggers need to mother fucking eat. That is where a famous Nigger the father Bill Cosby comes in and blasts his shit all over bowls for the niggers and jew faggots to eat. This way they get the high protein carbs to steal new nike shoes to get back at the evil white man who gives them everything. With massive amounts of Bill Cosby Brand Ass Oatmeal the niggers don’t even need the white man to farm anymore. There is so much jizz up Bill Cosby’s fucking nigger ass from John Legend and Don Lemon. Africa will never starve again. Ever!

Since no one that is rioting even knows why the fuck they are rioting minus the fact the TV lied to them. They have put no expiration date on the ass oatmeal as the niggers and liberals are too stupid to tell the difference in that just like in real life issues.

Big Ed Scoops The Goat Cheese Yeast Out Of Michael Moore’s Ass With A Shovel And Eats It.

Big Ed Brewing Up A Big Gooey Storm For
Michael Moore’s Faggot Fucking
Face

There is a Nigger Orchard, with nigger trees, all growing niggers, grown from nigger seeds, shit out by other niggers, in Flint, Michigan. In the midst of all those trees owned and maintained by land whale Michael Moore. Among those workers on the nigger farm is a disabled midget from San Diego named Ed Brown. Or as he is called while getting butt fucked in the shower, BIG ED. Ed waters trees and feeds niggers watermelon. But Michael Moore being the perverted pig he is gets big Ed to do sexual favors for him to get bonus pay for neck surgery and a penis pump. One of Michael Moore’s turn ons is getting his ass yeast scraped out of his rectal cavity with rusty objects. He loves the feeling of the dried bum crust cutting his asshole and bleeding.

In 1986 while working for Tupac Shakur selling crack on The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Michael Moore came out as homosexual. He said that the new feeling of being a fat ugly faggot has made him feel like sticking a cucumber in his asshole and going to JC Penny and try on womens underwear and walk around the toy section with is pet poodle max.

Big Ed broke into Homosexual activities mainly for money in the 80’s. Big Ed said he gets nothing but pure enjoyment having a big sweaty man ass take a big steamy shit on his face. He says the more splatter the more I orgasm. Ed’s known for his role as a sex tourist in 90 day fiance and his hit adult man film “Bouncy Butt Lovers: Big Eds Bonner Boat Bum Bash”. Since Big Ed has worked on the Nigger Farm his new favorite meal is shitting his diarhea in a bowl, crumbling oreos on it, and having some wine.

I never could understand why people would digest human waste. Big Ed Why?

Oprah Puts Her Used Tampons In Food For Starving Kids And Laughs About It

Oprah is a fat land whale who hucks her used soiled with Bill Cosby’s stale jizz depend diapers in the smorgasborg and then invites less fortunate niggers to eat it and laughs about it. She is the kind of silverback gorilla that will wipe her yeast infection on the silverware and then fart out Bill Clinton’s Cum on the Ice Cream. Oprah was born in Africa on a nigger tree located on a nigger farm in the early 1900’s. She worked at Ihop with Rosa Parks for a bit but both were fired for smoking crack and stealing white women’s purses.

There was a rumor that Oprah was raped as a kid could of happened but the odds of someone even a nigger wanting to have sex with her is slim. And the crack/cocaine supply wasn’t as easily available to get people fucked up enough. Be agnostic?

This magical creature who got everything handed to her because the Jews needed a role model to make black women think they have a future (which they don’t because they are niggers). In her personal life she has 9 children all by Dr. Phil, is learning to read, and can now tie her own shoes.. And she stinks like a rancid nigger shitting in a hippos mouth.

Apparently under the influence of alcohol, Kid Rock unleashed an ugly tirade that included such gems as “Fuck Oprah. Oprah Winfrey is like ‘Hey, I just want women to believe in this shit.’ Fuckher. She can suck dick sideways. Fucking Ugly Whale Ape Gorilla Nigger Bitch”

Steve Wilkos Is A Skin Head Who Hates Niggers With A Passion

After Years Of Bare Back Anal Sex
Man On Man Porn. Steve Wilkos Became
A Professional Nigger Herder.

Steve Wilkos (Also Known as Nazi Steve Dildos) is what happens when a high school bully who dropped out of community college and served time for aggravated assault accepts Jesus Christ as his lord and savior to hide the fact that he is a flaming fucking homo-sexual. He is an IRL Internet Tough Guy and yet another American talk show host troll with a show full of Nigger/Trailer Drama, a retarded audience, and constant censorship. Before he had his own show, he used to be a security guard on The Hook Nose Jew Springer show and before that, he used to be a pig so he could beat niggers and an Marine to have male on male ass pound showers. Just like The Jew Show, The Steve Wilkos Show is full of niggers, niggers with AIDS, sick fucks, pregnant teenage girls, and niggers who fuck sick fucks who fuck pregnant teenagers. Steve Wilkos will fuck anybody up. He was in the Marines and was a police officer who got to beat Rodney King!!!

Each episode consists of Steve wearing a nazi uniform going batshit insane from the meth he smoked and yelling racial slurs at coons at the top of his lungs for not paying child support (someone has to, we have to spend too much for prison and well fare taxes because of niggers as it is). He then proceeds to taunt his victim, pissing them off like hell, and then laughs at their face because they cannot do anything about it. Upon exploiting his victim for Lulz and making them feel like shit, he makes a lecture telling them how they can “be a better person” by pointing at his whit skin smiling.

This Mr. Clean Looking Racist Faggot Isn’t As Good As He Claims!

https://people.com/tv/steve-wilkos-charged-dui-after-crash/

Steve Wilkos, the talk show host and former security director on The Jerry Springer Show, was arrested on charges of operating under the influence in connection with a car crash.

On Jan. 21, Wilkos, 53, was involved and injured in a one-vehicle crash in Darien, Connecticut, but it wasn’t until Wednesday evening when he turned himself in at the Darien Police Department after learning that there was a warrant out for his arrest and lots of gay sex waiting for his asshole at the cop shop.

Authorities confirmed his bail was set by a judge at $1,500, which Wilkos paid off by shooting a hot load of cum in the baliff’s asshole, and was released the same day. Medical records indicated that his Charlie Sheen Content was .29% and over the legal limit when he crashed his vehicle, according to police.

Colt Has Raw Bare Back Anal Sex With His Elderly Fucking Mother

COLT AND DEBBIE DISCUSS WHAT TYPE OF LUBE
TO USE TO PREVENT DEBBIE’S ASS FROM CRUSTING

Colt Johnson’s mother Debbie believes her son was absolutely a victim of abuse at the hands of his estranged wife, Larissa Lima, after the Brazilian reality star was arrested for a third time for misdemeanor domestic violence charges earlier this year and for getting caught with a few pounds of meth in her fucking asshole. Debbie and Larissa actually got along well enough in the beginning of Colt and Larissa’s relationship. They use to share dildos and fuck the same male escorts and laugh at Colt’s small penis together while sharing a cock. But it didn’t take long for the two to start butting heads over yeast infection creams and hemroid medicine. Here’s what you need to know about Colt’s mother, Debbie Johnson:

Debbie Sitting on Her O Ring
As Her Hemroids are Flaring
As She Just Rammed a Carrot In Her
Asshole

Colt has lived with his mother Debbie for the majority of his life, and his sexual relationship with his mother played a significant role in the mounting issues between him and Larissa. As soon as Larissa arrived in Las Vegas, she made it very clear that Sunday night was her night to get Ass fucked. Larissa was arrested for domestic abuse on several occasions, the most recent one taking place earlier this year on January 10, when she allegedly attacked Debbie with a chain saw while high on meth and was arrested in Clark County, Nevada. Debbie’s nickname is “Cookie Dough” as her and Colt like to ram it in her pussy while he ass fucks her. Then when Colt cums in her ass Debbie grabs the tube of cookie dough and rams it up Colt’s ass and he Holler’s her name so the whole neighborhood can hear.


8 Eyes, 2 Assholes, 1 Goal

After Hearing About How Colt Fucks His Mom. Angela And Her Cotton Picker Are Excited And Can’t Wait To Join The Cookie Dough Club

http://www.mattorton.com/category/90-day-fiance/

Dog The Nigger Hunter

Duane Lee “Dog” Chapman is a professional nigger hunter and bail bondsman who lives to fuck with stupid niggers. He stars in Dog the Bounty Hunter, a weekly reality television program which is currently broadcast to racist white people in mobile homes. In 1977, Chapman was sentenced to five years in a Texas prison following a conviction on charges of putting his knee on a niggers neck and breaking it, a fad which later caught on. He was released on probation after serving less than two years of fucking your spa retreat He led the Aryan Brotherhood in prison where he ass raped peckerwoods and beat niggers for sport. He maintains his innocence in the murder. Dog is notable for being a racist idol, his inability to use the internets and for stealing meth from junkies for his son.

In October of 2007, Duane Chapman made remarks about stupid niggers during a taped conversation with his son, Tucker(transgender), including the word “Nigger” when referring to his son’s black monkey ape looking girlfriend, Monique Shinnery. Tucker replied by selling his dad out to the National Enquirer for 15k and some negro pussy which is toxic and HIV tainted. Subsequently, a bunch of crazed activists called for Chapman’s popular show to be canceled.

Duane “Dog” Chapman: I don’t care if she’s a Mexican, a whore or whatever. It’s not because she’s black, it’s because we use the word nigger sometimes here. I’m not gonna take a chance ever in life of losing everything I’ve worked for for 30 years because some fucking nigger heard us say nigger and turned us in to the Enquirer magazine. Our career is over! I’m not taking that chance at all! Never in life! Never! Never! If Lyssa [Dog’s daughter] was dating a nigger, we would all say ‘fuck you!’ And you know that. If Lyssa brought a black guy home ya da da… it’s not that they’re black, it’s none of that. It’s that we use the word nigger. We don’t mean you fucking scum nigger without a soul. We don’t mean that shit. But America would think we mean that. And we’re not taking a chance on losing everything we got over a racial slur because our son goes with a girl like that. I can’t do that Tucker. You can’t expect Gary, Bonnie, Cecily, all them young kids to [garbled] because ‘I’m in love for 7 months’ – fuck that! So, I’ll help you get another job but you can not work here unless you break up with her and she’s out of your life. I can’t handle that shit. I got ’em in the parking lot trying to record us. I got that girl saying she’s gonna wear a recorder…


Apparently some people think that his new show and theme song may be offensive to some. Its down below.

Their fearing odors
All around you.
The jigaboos are on the run.
So they keep hangin’ in the ghetto, When it gets dark they do blend in, I will go to save you tax dollars, or just go in there for fun, jesse jackson that coon can’t stop me, I’ll shit right in his nigger fucking faggot face, If you think that I am joking,
I’ll hunt you down ’cause I’m
The dog. I’m the fucking dog, the big bad dog.
The Nigger Hunter.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.

The Unfresh Nigger of Smell Air

Will Smiff Abusing his White Privilege

In West Philadelphia, born and raised, Will Smif is a “Nigger” singer, actor, and former Prince of Bel-Air. He began his career as one of the most hardcore and explicit rappers of all time, until he landed a gig on a hit TV show, and quickly cashed in his street cred for white wiminz and blow. As more and more reruns of Fresh Prince were reposted on American family television networks, he became increasingly marketed towards white audiences, to the point where Al Jolson Eminem could be considered more black. He now spends his time pretending to be a serious actor, despite the fact that you can’t even look at him without thinking what a stupid nigger and of the fresh prince.

One day, while sitting atop a huge fucking pile of jew gold, Will and his bastard offspring decided that it wasn’t enough to be responsible for some of the world’s worst films, no, they wanted something more devious to prove to everyone that they are better than you. After initially experimenting with raping old white ladies in seniors homes, something they soon realised would cause horrible side effects with the rotting flesh from some victims, they settled for a remake of the Karate Kid. Using his acting background, Will was able to pull some strings and just like that, an abomination was spawned. After replacing the karate kid with a nigger, and karate with Jessie Jackson whine, Smith was able to rest happy in the knowledge that he had kidnapped, fist-fucked and shat all over the childhoods of the people that made him what he is today.

Eddie Winslow: Diaries of A Crack Head Nigger Watermelon Thief

Eddie is a casual watermelon, chicken fan and sneaky nigger. He is the oldest niglet of Carl Winslow and Harriette Tubman and their only rapist shit out niglet until they adopt Gary Coleman in season eight. During the early years of the series, he was a high school segregation project which lowered the grade curve with stereotypical nigger traits. He had mediocre grades, irresponsible behavior and is always pursuing other gorillas to rape or on weekends wait outside the local gym and rape the white bitches and dump their bodies in the Lake.

Eddie later robbed and raped
the old Italian couple
that own this store that gave his black ass
a job.

In the first season, he appeared to be able to somewhat read, despite being a nigger In the pilot episode, he approached his father to make an exception and let him stay out past probation curfew. Eddie robbed and violently raped a 95 year old elderly white woman for crack money. But since he was black he just got a slap on the wrist. Eddie frequently had a stormy relationship with his fat fucking father, especially concerning Carl’s demand for ass fuck night to be twice a week, when most nigger kids never know their fathers. Being a bootlipped ape and having African genes, his viewpoint means nothing and is all lies he watched on a stolen TV, believing that all niggers were actually slaves and built America and his black ass is owed. He despises white people as he wishes he was one that way he could afford soap.

It was shown a few times that Eddie was prone to smoke crack and participate in circle jerks with his gay lover Waldo Faldo.

Star Trek Nigger

Gorilla La Forg is a fictional nigger (of course this one doesn’t steal and can read and works) who appeared in all seven seasons of the American science fiction television series Star Trek Apes: The Next Generation of Watermelons and its four feature films. Portrayed by that nigger from Reading Rainbow. he served as a futuristic cotton picker of the USS Enterprise-DeezNutz in the first season, then occupied the role of the chicken drumstick engineer for the rest of the series and in the films. La Forge has been a stinky nigger since birth and uses technological devices (invented by whites or chinks of course) that allow him to see – a VISOR in the series and the first film, replaced by ocular watermelons in the last three films.

The nigger was born February 16, 2335 in Mogadishu, Somalia of the now known place where humans put all niggers on Earth. Its Parents Oprah Winfrey 4000, a Hippo/Pavement Ape and OJ Simspon Jr the 3rd. He has also mentioned having a bunch of niglets (as future welfare pays wayyyyyyyy more for shitlets that still fail). He attended Dog The Bounty Hunters Nigger Reprogramming Institute from 2353 to 2357. In 2357, he got Super AIDS while fucking the reincarnation of the Grape Kool Aid mascot in a bunk jack move on someone who dissed their “space” hood. After his first cruise, he was transferred to the USS Aunt Jemima serving with then Lt. Commander That mother fucker on the box of Cream of Wheat for her 2361-64 cruise, during which he was shot and killed by another futuristic nigger over a menthol e-cigarette.

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