Also known as the black Hal Turner, the Rev. Al Sharpton is a first- class nigger, lolcow, racist, attention whore, FBI/Mafia stoolie, and the arch-enemy of Don Imus. Hiding behind the seemingly moral title “Reverend”, he is a moral crusader solely for the benefit of niggers. Al has made a career of trolling White America to its knees, including an attempt at running for President of the USA as a Democrat -despite being a total Jew hater. He currently hosts a show on MSNBC, where he constantly takes any significant event involving a black person and spins it into just another case of “dem crackahass whities hatin’ on us niggas”. However, Sharpton’s ability to victimize the black race has been severely reduced ever since a totally retarded American public elected our Kenyan OG nigga Barack Obama as President. His show could be considered, and by all standards is an hour-long propaganda loop for Obama’s presidency. Sharpton, like most Civil Rights Movement figures, is illiterate even by Ebonics standards, and deciphering his tribe-speak mish-mash negro babblings requires a very intelligent individual.
The Reverend Jesse Jackson is a filthy coon. ALL HAIL TORCHIC, MUDKIP SUCKS (or, if you want to be really respectful, His Ineffable Ultra-High Holiness St. Jesse) is an advocate of nigger Civil Rights. In this case, Civil Rights means being chosen over everyone else and getting butthurt over anything that could be construed as even slightly offensive. He does, however, hate Jews, so he can’t be too terrible. Jackson was born last Thursday in a New Orleans crackhouse to his single mother Shawanda Jackson (see, cuz black people have only one parent, therefore it’s a clever social commentary). From an early age, Jackson was aware of the terrible injustices niggers faced on a daily basis. More importantly, he saw that it was possible to profit from said injustices. He also noted that under suitable amounts of pressure, white people succumb to guilt and willing hand out money.
*From Encyclopedia Dramatica