Family Matters 1/5 United Nigger College Fraud Straight A’s-Guest Star Theo Huxtable’s Asshole

Niggers Getting Grades Dog” is the fifth episode of the first season in this television sitcom on Nigger Matters, which was aired from KKK on October 20, 1989. It was directed by Joey Gladstone and written by that homo Andy Cohen.


On Martin Luther King day, Eddie is expecting a blow job from his sister Laura but she is upstairs serving her father Carl’s wiener and might be expecting too much from Eddie when Carl sees another niggers cum stain on Eddie’s FUBU shirt. What Carl doesn’t know is Eddie’s new lover is non other than Theo Huxtable and he is coming over later to fuck Carl up and win Eddie’s heart.


Laura and Judy are cutting up crack rocks in the kitchen, while Rachel is sucking off some stranger in the basement. When she shows off her cock sucking skills, the Judy and Laura aren’t impressed. Laura points out that she is a fucking whore and better split some of her drugs with them. Carl comes inside the kitchen and is angry with Eddie for eating all the chicken.

He reports to the family that he caught Eddie having sex with Theo Huxtable on the front porch. He tells Harriette that they need to punish Eddie by ramming fruits and vegetables up his black ass. Harriette grabs a frying pan and clubs Carl over his ape like nigger skull with it. Eddie blew his load in Theos ass in the living room then went into the kitchen to club his faggot father Carl. When Eddie couldn’t find anything he felt suitable to hit Carl over the fucking head with he pissed on his face and then kicked him in the head. After he walks upstairs into his room hand in hand with Theo, Eddie realizes his fat fucking nigger father had some money. So as Carl was rolling his fat ass on the ground in the living room crying of pain. Eddie went into his pants took out his wallet and grabbed the $20 bill out of it. Then Theo followed down the stairs grabbed his gat and blew Carl’s nigger head off in the living room. Eddie and Theo fudgepacked in the living room besides Carl’s corpse. The end.

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Family Matters 1/1 The Old Nigger Bitch Who Came To Dinner

“The Old Nigger Bitch Who Came to Dinner” is the premiere episode of the first season in this television sitcom of Nigger Matters, which aired for the first time from KKK on September 22, 1989. It was directed by John Rocker and written by Dog The Bounty Hunter.


Chicago NAACAP elevator operator Harriette Winslow’s Aunt Jemima looking fucking sister Rachel Crawford and Rachel’s niglet son Richie (Who could be fucking Carl’s from her days as a hooker) moved into the Winslow home sometime before the start of the series. The family is now preparing Estelle Winslow, the mother of Harriette’s fat nigger pig husband Carl, into their home. She is an old Rosa Parks looking wench. As soon as Mother Winslow moves in, she does exactly what Carl had been dreading — she tries to mange the crack and chicken in the household, even allowing Carl and Harriette’s son Eddie to go sell crack to the MS-13 something that Carl forbade him from going to do.


Carl is dreading having his mother come live with his family. Harriette Winslow tries to get him to think positive like his HIV status, but he knows better. The woman that she thinks laid the nigger egg he was hatched from is an Ilhan Omar nigger lover, envious of white people openly. However, the mother that Carl actually knows is one who is going to shut the fuck up before she gets the belt. He wants to call Jim From Progressive to convince them to let Estelle live with them, or chuck her off a cliff. What ever gets the old bitch out of his nigger head. Harriette will have none of it, still thinking Carl should think of the extra welfare they could get from the Liberal Government. In the kitchen, Judy is jealous that Laura gets first dibs on Carl’s wiener on ass fuck night and not her. Rachel tries to convince her that it’s because Laura can fart out cum better than anyone else and her asshole smells like watermelons. Laura continues picking on Judy by pointing out once she gets in porn for real there is a lot cooler things she can do. Making Rachel angry at her choice of words, Harriette then comes and tells both Laura and Judy to go suck their crack head brother Eddie off in the backyard before supper. Mother Winslow arrives and, and takes a big steamy shit on the living room floor in front of the Winslow’s stolen TV set. She bonds well with Eddie, letting Eddie sniff and lick her soiled depends granny diapers. Estelle gets along well with Rachel when she smokes crack with her, even helps Rachel hide her ex boyfriends body. Soon, she proves Carl is a fat fucking Nigger. In the meantime, Eddie wishes to go watch a Reading Rainbow marathon with his faggot nigger friend Waldo Faldo, but Carl imposes a 9:00 curfew on him so Carl can shoot a load down Eddies throat before he goes to bed. When Mother Winslow gives him the permission to go learn to read with his boyfriend Waldo, Carl is upset and confronts her. She tells him to fuck off and that he is a stupid fucking nigger with AIDS. Estelle advises him to watch his fucking back as she has a crew. He does and lets Eddie go to his friend’s house, and has anal sex with his sister in law Rachel instead of Eddie. The episode ends with the family singing “Fuck The Police” while Laura and Judy cut up crack rocks on the living room coffee table.


This is the series pilot. It was previously shot with Young John Legend as Judy because Jaimee Foxworth, the producers’ first choice for the role, was unavailable, due to an anal gang bang on the set of Full House. The pilot with Legend is included on The Complete First Season DVD sets, which most niggers can steal from Walmart.


Carl often uses Urkle to blow up houses or blow his wiener. Mostly the wiener though.
  • For the first five episodes of the series, the theme song was the classic “Fuck The Police” performed by NWA with a longer opening. After the original airing of those episodes, the theme song was changed to “Black Betty” theme song.
  • Judy was originally portrayed by John Legend who only appeared in the pilot. Jaimee Foxworth would assume the role in Two-Dildo Family and continue until Season 4.
  • This is the only episode where Laura and Judy share their brothers dick cheese.
  • This marks the only time Laura and Judy’s room can be seen without jizz stains on their bed spreads.
  • This show was actually a spin-off of “Curious George” (which featured A guy and his pet monkey and their adventures in the Chicago Chronicle). Harriette was featured on that show as a female chimpanzee. This show focused more on her family life outside of animal planet porno.
  • The first episode of Nigger Matters aired on September 22, 1989 as the same date after Full House in 1987.

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Nigger Matters: King Of Watermelons Episode

Carl and His Empire

Carl chimps out about not accepting a promotion five years ago that would have transferred him to more corrupt nigger shit in Washington, D.C. While boarding a nigger train to travel to the nation’s capital for a watermelon swap meet, Urkel secretly stows away to transport a package of meth for Eddie Winslow. The usual nigger chimp antics result but the best is when the 4 eyed nigger helps Carl realize that “He is a fat stinky nigger” was perhaps the right decision after all. Meanwhile, Laura becomes suspicious about Maxine’s skimming profits when she is out sucking dick in the ghetto at night. Also on top of skimming, Laura is very suspicious about Maxine’s new boyfriend Kenny Nigger Pickles, especially after he asks her to deliver a package for him, which seemed a little light on the drug supply. She immediately warns her friend to cut ties with him now because he’s a crook and a rat. Maxine refuses to believe her and demands that she stays out of her life. Minutes later, Eddie comes home as a newly, full-fledge police officer and busts Kenny Nigger Pickles face in with a fucking cast iron frying pan. As this is all going on Kenny and Maxine are screaming, then Laura pulls out a Pistol out of her purse and blows Kenny Nigger Pickles head off. Eddie, Laura, and Maxine later take Kenny Nigger Pickles body upstairs chop it up and huck it with chemicals down the bathtub.

Get our Muda fucking drugs and kill dat nigger pickles is episode eighteen of the ninth season in this television sitcom on Nigger Matters, that originally aired from Animal Planet on June 19, 1998. It was directed by John Rocker and written both by Jim From Progressive and That Nigger In A Wheel Chair From Malcolm In The Middle.

Eddie Winslow is Butt Fucking His Dad! Spreading His Dads Nigger Asshole For Allowance.

Eddie, Rodney King and John Legend wander into an adults-only man on man bath and shower house, where a friendly fudgepacker named Jamie Foxx decides to challenge Eddie to a friendly bet over a game of dick swords. Eddie quickly finds he’s taking on a Don Lemon clone and loses a lot of money. Foxx warns him to pay up, or his family could suffer some busted fucking knee caps especially his nigger pig father that fat lazy fuck Carl. Eddie – who doesn’t have the skills to match Foxx – decides instead to try to win back his bet and uses the hidden Immunity Idol out of Urkels asshole. Urkel is about to win when Foxxs’ cronies interfere; when Urkel complains about the cheating, the thugs decide to take his black ass away to a meat grinder … but Carl finally fits his fat fucking ass in the door – who finds out about Eddie’s situation. Carl busted it out his gat and rammed it up Urkles ass and laughed. They all shit on the floor like niggers all do and jerked off to Urkle eating their poo while Foxx filmed it.

Eddie Winslow came out as transgendered in 2015 and is fully supported by Carl and Carl’s ass cheeks. Eddie receives a quarter every Thursday after school for the week long ass pack sessions. Father of the year.

Nigger Matters

They have to be reminded.

Nigger Matters is an American nigger television documentary which aired on Animal Planet from September 22, 1989 to May 9, 1997 for 8 years and moved to NiggerTV from September 19, 1997 to July 17, 1998 for 1 year. The series is about a middle-class herd of pavement apes family living in Chicago. The series is a spin-off of Perfect Strangers and revolves around the Winslow Nigger family. Midway through the first season, the series introduced the Winslows’ nerdy neighbor Steve Urkel (played by Jaleel White, who is not white he is a fucking nigger), who quickly became its breakout character and eventually, a main nigger. With 215 episodes, Nigger Matters is the third-longest-running U.S. show with a predominantly nigger cast, surpassed only by Cops and Americas Most Wanted, also a spin-off (of Planet of the Apes), which lasted longer than its parent series. Nigger Matters originally focused on the fat fucking nigger Carl Winslow and his family: Wife Harriette, Crack Head Nigger Faggot son Eddie Winslow, bootlipped daughter Laura Winslow, youngest child Judy Winslow (until Season 4 when she got into porn), and (later) let his sister-in-law Rachel Crawford and her normal nigger fatherless son, Richie Crawford live in his section 8 house.

This chimp was chilling with Eddie and his faggot fucking nigger butt buddy Waldo Nigger Faldo. The chimp dissed Will Smith and the niggers chimped out. They raped the chimp for a few hours. Then Eddie grabbed a watermelon and rammed it up the chimps ass with a stick. They then hucked it on a BBQ then ate it like savage niggers on a KFC bucket. This happened in season 6 episode 7: Eddie Freebase Smoke Viagra

The cast was told to get ready to film a tenth and final season after the ninth one was completed. However, it was later discovered that Laura had contracted HIV while working as a hooker and smoking crack for Jaleel not-White. Also Eddie was in jail for robbing liquor stores.

Fucking Nigger Show Fucking Nigger Theme Song.

It’s a rare condition, this day and age
To see fucking niggers and not feel rage
Love and tradition of the grand design
Some people say nigger free places are harder to find

Well then there must be some magic jew inside these gentile walls
Cause all I see is a pile of niggers
Real foul odor burstin’ out of every seam As days go by
Niggers are gonna fill our cities with filth and crime
The moon may cry
We’re gonna go to walmart and buy more security When days go by
There’s no room for you
Room for more stinky fuking niggers
For gentle hearts an opportunity As days go by
It’s the bigger smell goes tooo far.

Carl Winslow: Fat Fucking Nigger

Carlton Jamar “Nigger Carl” Otis Watermelon Winslow, who originally appeared in the Perfect Strangers episode “At least were not niggers”, is the son of Rosa Parks and the late Apes of Zaire, brother-in-law of Whitney Houston and the father of Eddie and a couple of nigger hoes, uncle of that little nigger from little rascals and adoptive father of the late Tupac Shakur. He is a short-tempered person when his order is fucked up at the KFC drive thru. He mentioned in the season one episode “The Mama Who Came to Dinner” as being the guy that spray paintedall niggers GO BACK TO AFRICA” on the police station so he could get a raise due to racism. It was amazing he pulled it off alone as a nigger who could write so it could be read.

Carl pounds Urkle’s Goggled Ass so Raw and hard and fast
His fucking glasses broke.

Carl is constantly horny and always being bothered by his pesky neighbor, Steve Urkel, who he bum hacks violently when he feels an urge. Although Steve is relentlessly annoying and has no fucking use in life either than for Carl to pump his four eyed monkey ass full of cum. So in Season 4 Carl drops Urkle off in downtown Chicago and let the gang niggers rape him to death and he is never mentioned again. Carl is an officer for the Chicago Police Department because of Jesse Jackson and equal rights. Carl scored Dead Last in every grade to become a cop. But since he was a nigger they had to hire him and can’t fire him. USA USA or Israel Israel Israel. He takes his job as a fucking joke like niggers take everything handed to them. Fitting into the nigger stereotype, he has an avid love for chicken, watermelon, and raping fat white hoes. This plays into the fact that he is a fat fucking nigger. Carl is also the only character to appear in every single episode of the series mainly due to the fact that he has no where else to go as he is a useless nigger.

Eddie Winslow: Diaries of A Crack Head Nigger Watermelon Thief

Eddie is a casual watermelon, chicken fan and sneaky nigger. He is the oldest niglet of Carl Winslow and Harriette Tubman and their only rapist shit out niglet until they adopt Gary Coleman in season eight. During the early years of the series, he was a high school segregation project which lowered the grade curve with stereotypical nigger traits. He had mediocre grades, irresponsible behavior and is always pursuing other gorillas to rape or on weekends wait outside the local gym and rape the white bitches and dump their bodies in the Lake.

Eddie later robbed and raped
the old Italian couple
that own this store that gave his black ass
a job.

In the first season, he appeared to be able to somewhat read, despite being a nigger In the pilot episode, he approached his father to make an exception and let him stay out past probation curfew. Eddie robbed and violently raped a 95 year old elderly white woman for crack money. But since he was black he just got a slap on the wrist. Eddie frequently had a stormy relationship with his fat fucking father, especially concerning Carl’s demand for ass fuck night to be twice a week, when most nigger kids never know their fathers. Being a bootlipped ape and having African genes, his viewpoint means nothing and is all lies he watched on a stolen TV, believing that all niggers were actually slaves and built America and his black ass is owed. He despises white people as he wishes he was one that way he could afford soap.

It was shown a few times that Eddie was prone to smoke crack and participate in circle jerks with his gay lover Waldo Faldo.

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