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Coach

Benjamin “Coach” Wade (born September 18, 1971) is a flamingly gay American man on man pornographic personality best known for being gay and a contestant on Survivor. He grew up in Knoxville, Tennessee and later moved to Susanville, California, to pursue a romantic affair with his gay lover John Legend. Benjamin Wade grew up in Knoxville, Tennessee, the son of an overweight prostitute and a french man. He attended Mike Tyson Middle School and West High School for Transgendered Faggots in Knoxville. He began his male on male adult entertainment career as a teenager, playing with Jerry Springer’s balls and massaging his shaft for nickles after school. He majored in load swallowing at the University of Tennessee and graduated in 1993, before obtaining a master’s degree in Stiff Cock Handling from the University of Nevada. Of course this all came from that long haired faggots mouth so the truth behind everything minus the gay shit is probably not true. In 1997, Wade was hired at Simpson University in Redding, California, to coach the women’s childrens soccer team, because they knew he wouldn’t sexually abuse them as he is just in to dudes. Hence soccer is such a pussy faggot sport it was a good safe fit for “THE COACH”.. He then spent 13 years coaching 6 -8 year old girls pee-wee soccer. After his appearance on Survivor, Wade was cut off from California’s Social Assistance. The university’s athletic director Michael Moore had fired Wade for not telling the school he was filming homosexual love scenes in the school gymnasium with his at the time gay lover Chet Welch. Coach married Pete Buttigeg, a gay politician, on December 31, 2011

RRRRRRRRR Butt Pirates Be Thee

He said yes and stick it in my ass hard too!!!! 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way couple Kenneth Niedermeier and Armando Rubio got engaged during the Monday, August 10 episode after three and a half years of hardcore bareback anal sex and dick swords. Thats Some Fucking Hard Core Four Eyed Faggots Butt Fucking!

Kenny, 57, was the one to pop the question to his 31-year-old Beaner butt lover but he had to tell a little white lie to keep the proposal a surprise. The Florida native told Armando he was going to a nearby bank to open an account, but he came clean in his confessional, and to Armandos unknowingness Kenny sucked the shows producers off in the morning before they kissed and had coffee. Faggots.

In his confessional, Ken explained he had two previous long-term relationships before he met the Mexico native, but he never felt the desire to marry either one of his exes. He dated John Legend in the 90’s and Theo Huxtable in the 80’s where he contracted AIDS and Ebola. “But with Armando, it was different. His loving nature, his sensitive side, his testicles dangling in my face in the morning, he makes me feel good. I love him and I couldn’t marry him fast enough,” Kenny revealed.

Kenny then got down on one knee and presented Armando with a pink cock ring. “Are you serious?” Armando asked as he started to cry. “Will you marry me?” Kenny asked, crying as well.

“Baby, of course, yes babe,” Armando said and Kenny placed the ring on his left ring finger. That’s when they pulled out their anal lube and starting sitting on cactuses!

Bum Fungus

Bum Fungus or “Crusted Anus Pussius” in Latin is a form of rotten ass where your anal hole and region flare and swell up like molten rock. The burn from Bum Fungus is so bad apparently that a pressure washing truck with fire hoses spraying super extra strength Preperation H can not cure the itch.

Victims of Bum Fungus tend to be of the homosexual and negro type. Many famous celebrities have spoken globally about the struggle of living with raunchy burning Bum Fungus. In 2010 John Legend headlined the world famous concert “We Are All Bum Fungus” #BUMFUNGUSMATTERS. The Origin of Bum Fungus is uncertain. But Meteorologists who work for Dr. Phil did a study and they believe the Bum Fungus Originate in Assholes during Pudding and Kodak Commercials linked back to the 80’s. Which was where Bill Cosby was.

Famous People who were taken too early from us due to Bum Fungus. George Floyd, Kobe Bryant, Tookie Williams, Tupac, and Jeff Epstein.

Fat fuck tub of lard Michael Moore has a documentary on his life as a whale living with Bum Fungus. It is titled “Bowling For Bum Fungus”. It goes into harsh detail of how his bum fungus affects his fat ass along with having a fat ass.

Colt The Business Man

After Larissa stole money from Colt and his old whore of a mother Debbie. Colt needed some cash. So when he was on Michael Moore’s VIP cool dude cruise he was in luck. He participated in a fudgepack train with Michael Moore and his friends. His friends included John Legend, Anderson Cooper, and that stinky useless nigger Don Lemon. They all loved fucking Colts man meat as his moobs flopped so they donated some money. Colt opened up his first 24 hour no condoms allowed anal fuck fest bath house. It has been such a hit.

Don Lemon loves the place so much he doubts he will ever leave. ” I love that I can have my fist all the way up my boyfriends asshole while a dog licks cheese whiz off my nuts and I get a shower while other dudes whack off and butt fuck around me! Its fucking Heaven!!!!!” Lemon raves at how he loves how Michael Moore’s ass cheeks give him boners of Anderson Copper humping John Legend.

“The Future Is OURS” “We Will Show Trump Our True Colors We love ass fucking mens hairy assholes and nothing will stand in our way” Chanted John Legend. Legend plans to form a march of guys fudgepacking to show their support for Black Lives Matter. Legend also said “The America We Need, Is A Gayer Blacker America. An America so black and niggerish and so gay and faggoty that looking at it or thinking of it gives you super AIDS in your rectum.”

Thank You Colt. Thank you the world loves you!

Big Ed Scoops The Goat Cheese Yeast Out Of Michael Moore’s Ass With A Shovel And Eats It.

Big Ed Brewing Up A Big Gooey Storm For
Michael Moore’s Faggot Fucking
Face

There is a Nigger Orchard, with nigger trees, all growing niggers, grown from nigger seeds, shit out by other niggers, in Flint, Michigan. In the midst of all those trees owned and maintained by land whale Michael Moore. Among those workers on the nigger farm is a disabled midget from San Diego named Ed Brown. Or as he is called while getting butt fucked in the shower, BIG ED. Ed waters trees and feeds niggers watermelon. But Michael Moore being the perverted pig he is gets big Ed to do sexual favors for him to get bonus pay for neck surgery and a penis pump. One of Michael Moore’s turn ons is getting his ass yeast scraped out of his rectal cavity with rusty objects. He loves the feeling of the dried bum crust cutting his asshole and bleeding.

In 1986 while working for Tupac Shakur selling crack on The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Michael Moore came out as homosexual. He said that the new feeling of being a fat ugly faggot has made him feel like sticking a cucumber in his asshole and going to JC Penny and try on womens underwear and walk around the toy section with is pet poodle max.

Big Ed broke into Homosexual activities mainly for money in the 80’s. Big Ed said he gets nothing but pure enjoyment having a big sweaty man ass take a big steamy shit on his face. He says the more splatter the more I orgasm. Ed’s known for his role as a sex tourist in 90 day fiance and his hit adult man film “Bouncy Butt Lovers: Big Eds Bonner Boat Bum Bash”. Since Big Ed has worked on the Nigger Farm his new favorite meal is shitting his diarhea in a bowl, crumbling oreos on it, and having some wine.

I never could understand why people would digest human waste. Big Ed Why?

AIDS

In spite of the disease’s name, AIDS
involves no aid or assistance whatsoever.

AIDS is seen by many as a tragic disease, others, however, see it for what it really is, the greatest source of comedy at poetic justice ever conceived. It stands for Anally-Inflicted Death Sentence, Adios! Infected Dick Sucker, “Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome” for Doctor folk. AIDS is the politically correct term for GRIDS, Gay Cancer, and The Ebonic Plague. Created by Adolph Hitler Loving Metal Heads during the 1980s to destroy niggers on the Internet, jewish fudgepacking bath houses and faggots, AIDS is transmitted predominantly via raw dry anal pounding ball slapping butt sex between two men (sometimes they love each other often times not). Aside from bum darts and ass poker, gay people can transmit AIDS by touch or injecting their tainted blood into harmless street people on the street. It is even possible to get AIDS by looking into the eyes of an infected person for more than roughly 8.3 seconds or by being kind or compassionate to any HIV-positive individual especially John Legend. Simply listening to rap music or watching a Bernie Mac movie can give you AIDS. There are two different sets of diagnostic criteria in the first world and in Africa, to guarantee as many people die as possible! AIDS is proof that God hates fags, and niggers, because ALL niggers have AIDS.

AIDS, the funniest thing since cancer, is caused by two variant strains of HIV (homosex in-non vaginalvirus) which, in turn, are variants of a virus known as being a fucking faggot that is found in primates. It is widely believed that HIV (and consequently AIDS) spread to humans when some nigger (probably Barrack Obamaraped a monkey, and then had sex with a gross prostitute (Probably Rosie Odonnell) , allowing it to spread to the scum of society the quickest. Other less likely theories include the ideas that HIV was originally invented when Anderson Cooper farted out Don Lemon’s Cum on a bunch of niglets they were feeding in Africa. It is uncertain if the cum goo got on any of the world vision food.

Canada

Canada made history by electing the first openly gay world leader in Justin Trudeau. Trudeau’s goal of an all Faggot all Shitskin country and destruction of civilization nears closer and closer with each breath.

Former British and French colony, Canada, is dominantly white with around 80 percent of residents who have European roots. However, the country’s ethnic profile is going to change in the future, as the population of useless shitskins will rise while the number of white residents will decrease because of the jews goal of world domination by eliminating white males. It is estimated that by 2031 uneducated third worlders will account for 30 percent of total population.


First they crack down on fighting in the game now this shit!!!!! Is this some kind of fucking joke. God this is fucking embarrassing.


Basketball court is that way.

Sometimes niggers get lost and forget where the basketball court or jail is in Canada. So Canadians in the states remind them nicely like Marty here does.


When the leader of your country attends a gay pride parade instead of helping families in BC during a forest fire. Something is wrong. This nation is a joke and this french shit head fag is destroying the country like it is rupaul’s fudgepack playground

Yeah that is not fucking photoshopped. Canadian’s tax dollars paid for their so called leader to play dress up with a punch of fruit cups. I hope he caught AIDS from one of those trannies

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