The only way to truly feel the mysterious power of these seemingly impossible stone structures is to stand at their bases, pull out your dick, and start jerking off in front of everyone. Although some describe the Egyptian tourism experience as tiring and stressful, and the area surrounding the pyramids hard to blow your load to you may just want to do like the local Egyptian Muslim Men do (Its a cultural Allah the fuck shit scum thing) and grab a camel and butt fuck the thing.
Nigger Pickles are a delicious healthy snack food. High in Protein and fiber. It makes you strong so you can steal TV’s better. Here are the top producing countries of Nigger Pickles in Tons they produce.
10- Mexico 1.1 Million Tons
Over a Million tons of watermelon produced in Mexico and the NBA put a team in Canada and not Mexico? Bad marketing. Bad bad marketing. When its not Lettuce season and lawn season in American most Mexicans that don’t hibernate migrate to Mexico for watermelon season. This way they stay in shape for Lettuce season in the USA.
9- Egypt 1.68 Tons
Allah thinks that watermelons are a sin. So all these Egyptians that eat watermelons are failed Muslims. It clearly states in the Koran. But since Egyptians are fucking losers in absolutely every other aspect in life. Taking #9 on the list is a feat for a national holiday for this country full of losers.
8- Russia 1.757 Tons
7- United States Of America 1.823 Tons
Watermelons were invented by Americans in 1735 as a way to motivate slaves to not rape the farm animals on cotton plantations. It didn’t work well. But turned out many years later to be a quality delicious snack.
6- Algeria 1.877 Tons
The history of d’Alger or Algerian melons dates back to ancient Roman times where they were held in high esteem and available only to the very wealthy and or white people. This heirloom in the Cucumis genus originally hails from North Africa and is one of the oldest heirloom melons still available today. It is rumored that Jay-Z and Oprah have put in bids to own the magnificent piece for their mansions.
5- Uzbekistan 1.976 Tons
The climate of Uzbekistan with long hot summers fit well with such a heat-loving plant. It doesn’t bid so well however for an Uzbek woman when a man comes home with sweaty balls and expects a blow job.
4- Brazil 2.09 Tons
Brazil’s annual production of watermelons is large due to their large population – in recent years approaching Oprah Winfrey levels. Almost all of Brazil has climate conditions that allow successful cultivation of watermelons, and most watermelon is consumed close to where it was grown. This is mainly due to the fact that normal people are too smart to buy anything from a shit place like Brazil.
3- Iran 3.813 Tons
Iran makes a shitload of watermelon annually. Which means it is only a matter of time before the Jewish CNN liars write a story about them supporting terror or sending bombs in the watermelons. Trust me an Iranian Melon is great try one next time. And spit the seeds in a local Jewish owned newspaper for fun.
2- Turkey 3.928 Tons
Turkey also grows more watermelons than the entire European Union (EU) combined, namely 44.3 percent more. The country’s watermelon production has remained stable over the past ten years at about 3,800 million kilos. The EU’s watermelon production stood at 2,692.5 million kilos. Well then why don’t the African niggers only make it as far as Turkey and stay there? Watermelon is the same as welfare.
1- China 79.244 Tons
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The butcher of Gharibia, Ramadan Mansour. Mansour was a serial killer who raped and killed little boys. Apparently he was a gang leader. Of who? Nambla? He looks like your normal Arab man they all have that creepy look to them. I am assuming it is genetic but they are all perverted I think that alot of it stems from the fact that white women won’t date them. I really believe it is not religion that makes them cover up their wives. I think it is hiding their Arab Woman Moustaches. That’s probably why they beat the shit out of them too. Insecurity is rampant among Arab creatures that is why they fuck little boys, camels, and will kill their own daughter for talking to a white man. They call them honor killings and that they embarrass the family. You are an Arab Muslim isn’t that embarrasing enough?
Mansour was born in 1980 in a place called Tanta. They claim he was a street gang leader which makes sense because a gang like the MS 13 loves to fuck little boys too.
In Monsour’s gang revenge was done by rape. You do not just bust a cap in the fucker that screwed you around. Rape him also. So for example if you called the police on him you got his little dick in your asshole.
This one time at Monsour’s band camp. He had a 12 year old boy in the gang that he tried to fondle. The little boy wanted to go to the cops. Monsur raped him then killed him.
Mansour use to take the train from Alexandria to Cairo and lure little boys into it. Once inside he would rape them. They he would throw them from the train sometimes leaving them dead on the tracks sometimes burning them.
It seemed like his fellow country men thought this behaviour was normal. Even going as far as naming business’s and their products after him. Concluding my theory every Arab man wants to be a child molester.
Unlike the west where people idolize athletes or rock stars. Egyptians idolize child molesters. Better than having an Arab women to them.
Victims- They were virtually all little boys aged 10-14. There was at least 8 and could be even more than 20 as he target street kids. One report claims it was at least 32. But Arabs are stupid like niggers and can not count. The majority were from Cairo and Alexandria.
Arrest and Sentencing- Mansour was arrested with his raping little boy posse in 2006 and was sentenced to death.