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Bum Fungus

Bum Fungus or “Crusted Anus Pussius” in Latin is a form of rotten ass where your anal hole and region flare and swell up like molten rock. The burn from Bum Fungus is so bad apparently that a pressure washing truck with fire hoses spraying super extra strength Preperation H can not cure the itch.

Victims of Bum Fungus tend to be of the homosexual and negro type. Many famous celebrities have spoken globally about the struggle of living with raunchy burning Bum Fungus. In 2010 John Legend headlined the world famous concert “We Are All Bum Fungus” #BUMFUNGUSMATTERS. The Origin of Bum Fungus is uncertain. But Meteorologists who work for Dr. Phil did a study and they believe the Bum Fungus Originate in Assholes during Pudding and Kodak Commercials linked back to the 80’s. Which was where Bill Cosby was.

Famous People who were taken too early from us due to Bum Fungus. George Floyd, Kobe Bryant, Tookie Williams, Tupac, and Jeff Epstein.

Fat fuck tub of lard Michael Moore has a documentary on his life as a whale living with Bum Fungus. It is titled “Bowling For Bum Fungus”. It goes into harsh detail of how his bum fungus affects his fat ass along with having a fat ass.

The Diabetus Guy

I can’t believe this Quaker Oats Looking fat fuck is still alive. I thought Diubetus Killed him along time back. This is Wilford Brimley and he ate his Diubetus in his quaker Oatmeal. Its going to be messy in his depend diapers after that bowl. He has had sex with a female at least 4 times because he has 4 kids it doesn’t say if they are his or the milk mans. Or if they are Diabitius Positive. Wilford was a successful gay male porn actor spreading his ass cheeks for many manly movies over the past few decades. His most famous movie being “Dive your face in my diabetic Balls”. He was known for twirling his moustache while filming scenes with numerous naked young men.But his constantly battle with diabetius prevented him from winning the Golden Boner.

Look how happy that old fuck looks eating that bowl of shit. You can feel the joys radiate out of his diabetic pours.

If you have get raped or have sex with a diabetic you can get Diabetus and will die.

Forensic Files Season 3 Episodes 1-5

Episode 1 Without a Trace

  In the midwest in Omaha, Nebraska resided the Shelton Family. Bruce a TV repair man and Shelly worked for an insurance company. They also had an 11 month old son Chad. In 1978 Chad was sick and admitted to the hospital. Which was strange because by all accounts he was a very healthy baby. They were by a relatives house for a party earlier.
  Chad was bleeding from every orifice. He was having liver failure. 48 hours after being in the hospital Chad Shelton died. Later that day Chad’s uncle a 25 year old man named Dwayne Johnson went to the hospital. Dwayne was bleeding also. Dwayne too died. Scientists had to figure out what killed them. Later on Bruce and Shelly got sick and so did Dwayne’s daughter. They all went to the hospital. They fortunately lived.
  It was a mystery what killed Chad and Dwayne as it affected the liver but left no trace of origin. At the earlier family gathering Chad and Dwayne were together. They figured out that there was lemonade served at the gathering. Everyone who drank the lemonade got sick.
  The scientists believed they were murdered with a cancer causing research medicine. They were looking for a person who knew the Shelton’s and worked at a cancer research center. They felt that no one had a grudge against them. They found out that Steven Roy Harper and Dwayne had a run in. Plus Harper use to date Dwayne’s wife. Harper ironically enough worked at a cancer research facility. When they searched his home they found he was experimenting on animals with the medicine called DNM in his garage. But this was all circumstantial evidence.
  Harper was obsessed with Dwayne’s wife who she still thought at the time was a good man who was incapable of doing anything wrong to them.
  Harper told a friend that he had broke into Dwayne’s house when nobody was there and that he had spiked lemonade with DNM.
  Harper was convicted of 2 counts of first degree murder and sentenced to get zapped in the electric chair. But before that could happen Harper killed himself in jail.

Episode 2 Knot For Everyone

  In 1986 Stephanie Brown a 19 year old bank teller drove some friends home. Later outside of Sacramento her body was found in an irrigation ditch next to a corn field. She was semi nude and seemed to of been strangled. The killer had cut some of her hair off.
  Stephanie’s car was found 20 miles away on Interstate 5 which is a major California freeway. They figure she may of been lost. About a month later another incident happened on I-5. 26 year old Charmaine Sabrah and her mother had a break down. A man stopped and offered them a ride. But he could only take one of them. Charmaine was never seen alive again her remains were located in the Sierra Mountains and had been scattered by animals. She was strangled too with her own nylons and blouse.
  2 weeks later 35 miles south east of Sacramento a dead body was found hog tied. It was 20 year old Lora Heedik she was last seen in an area frequented by hookers. Her and her drug addicted boyfriend needed money for drugs so he told her to go off with a customer in a white car. Another body 25 year old Karen Finch had been found later on with duct tape in her hair, she was eventually stabbed by scissors. She was a divorced mother of a young child. A few weeks later another victim Darcie Frackenpohl(17) was found in a deserted area near lake Tahoe. Nude and strangled.
  The rope found was used in parachute cords by the murderer. He always had scissors with him to cut clothes.
  On night he tried to handcuff a hooker but she escaped. She flagged down a police man.

   48 year old Roger Kibbe a married father and owner of a storage facility was charged with assault. Ironically enough he was charged when younger for stealing women’s underwear and cutting it with scissors. Roger was also a parachute instructor, and his brother was a homicide detective. Which police thought made sense as the killer knew how to hide evidence, used parachute rope, and liked to cut women’s clothes with scissors.
  In his car they found rope, scissors, and hand cuffs. They needed more evidence though. On ones victims tits they found carpet fibre from Kibbe’s car. Seat fibres were similar to fibres found on pantyhose.
  It is fucked up this sick o never got the death penalty. In California of all states. They should of had Arnold then.

Episode 3 The Talking Skull

   In the fall of 1987 a map maker in Eastern Missouri was surveying land on a boyscout ranch. Sounds fucking pedo. Then he seen something that he thought was a turtle shell, turns out it was a human skull. Now detectives have to put a face on that fucking skull.
   The map maker was a professional map maker from Finland and he didn’t report the skull right away because he was afraid. There was hair, a lower jaw, a femur, ribs, and pelvic bones.  They found Lyme at the scene which helps in body decomposition. The hair from the skull at first was determined not to be nigger hair. At first they figured the victim was a short white female. Then they found out they were on the wrong track. With the remains they found a small button. They have never seen the logo before. They talked to a US customs agent and he discovered the button was from jeans made in Asia and only sold there. So they figured the victim either travelled to Asia or was Asian. They did figure out later the skull was mongoloid which includes chugs and zipperheads. They also figured the woman was thin and in her mid 20’s. Also that she had given birth to at least 2 children. They said they were still at a dead end.
   They ended up doing facial reconstruction on the skull to figure out what the victim looked like. They sent what they had made to TV stations and got a response in 3 days. The people knew it was 33 year old Bunjy Nyhouse(Sp?) who looks a fuck of a lot better in real life than in the composite they made.
   They interviewed her husband Richard and he claimed that she had went back to her native Thailand. He told authorities the skull couldn’t be hers and that she missed her family, wanted a divorce, and went back home.
  Richard Nyhouse who ironically enough was a boyscout leader and often camped on the ranch where Bunjy was found. He eventually confessed to killing his wife. After he killed her he left her in the deep freeze for 3 months. Then in the spring when the ground thawed he buried it. The idiot only dug the grave 2 feet deep. That’s fucking lazy. Nyhouse was convicted of murder and sentenced to life in prison.

Episode 4 Foreign Body

  Between 1995-98 25 people in the UK experienced weird symptoms. Memory loss, fatigue, trouble with hand eye coordination, nightmares, sudden falls…… medical examiners needed to figure out what the fuck was going on. Also are they some how related. Mad Cow disease.

Episode 5 Deadly Delivery

  December 1989 a white judge in Birmingham, Alabama got a Christmas gift in the mail he went to open it. BOOM. The blast threw him clear across the kitchen he died instantly. The bomb contained nails in it. In Atlanta a few days later a mail clerk found a strange package. It contained a pipe bomb. It turned out to be identical to the one that killed the judge in Alabama. Someone is pissed here I am guessing. Months earlier the NAACP in Atlanta got a bomb mailed to it disguised as chicken. Just kidding about the chicken part, but they did get a similar bomb.
  Then a nigger civil rights activist in Savannah, Georgia got a boom surprise package also just a few days after the judge.
 Experts said the bombs were amazingly done. And could not even find a speck of DNA.  Then in Jackson, Mississippi the head of the NCAAP there got a package. But knew not to open it. Luckily there was a pipe bomb for her and more importantly the guy who would have to clean up the mess and guts.

  Eventually they figured out that the typewriter that wrote the letters eventually replaced the “1” key. They found that a letter matching that with a fucked up “1” was found from a man in Enterprise, Alabama. They found the man that wrote the matching letter but his daughter sold the typewritter years earlier before the bombs were sent.
  Walter Leroy Moody who was angry about a herd of niggers that raped a young white woman and walked away scott free. It was also determine later that Moody had purchased the typewritter from Enterprise, Alabama.
  Moody was convicted of murder and executed via lethal injection in 2018. He almost looks like a woman in that picture on the right. His wife ratted on him too. Lol. Bitch.

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Episode 10- Sealed With a Kiss

1993- Pocono, Eastern Pennsylvania- Threatening letters began arriving to a first grade teacher Joanne Chambers a married mother of a 10 year old son. Eventually they did not only go to the school where she worked but they also went to her home. Some letters were left for other teachers in mail boxes in the faculty lounge. It seemed as someone had a grudge against Joanne and also seemed to know alot about her. Investigators thought it could of been a fellow employee sending the letters.
  A fellow teacher was charged but it proved the saliva on the envelopes wasn’t her. This is another stupid episode. It just sounds like 2 old bags that just can’t get along.
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Episode 11- Postal Mortem

  In 1985 Steve Christiansen a married man with a young family received a nice package one day. Kaboom. This occurred in Salt Lake City, Utah.  Who wanted to send  Christiansen this lovely gift? Apparently he fucked alot of  people around and they thought he scammed them. Christensen was involved with trading Mormon books. I know this is Utah Mormon capital of the world but who even a Mormon would want one of those stupid books?
  Steve’s business partners wife Kathleen Sheets, the wife of Steve Christiansen’s former business partner Gary. The bomb was meant for him as it was addressed to him. Hence never open others mail.
  Mark Hoffman a man who counterfeited these books that lord knows who would want was charged with the bombings. Hoffman was sentenced to 5 years to life for second degree murder and forgery. I am know law expert but isn’t first degree intent? I just sent him the bomb for fun and it accidentally went off?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Hofmann
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Episode 12- Micro Clues

  August 4th, 1993- In a small Swiss village a  teenage boy (Dario Chikaleki) fishing did not return home as he was suppose to. His mother reported him missing. Microscopic evidence was located in the water. They found his bicycle and clothing left behind. 2 nights after Dario went missing 2 women were walking along the Switzerland/Germany border one night and seen what appeared to be blood. In a corn field nearby they found the naked body of a young man, it was Dario. He had been sexually mutilated. He had post mordem cuts on his body. He had been mutilated.
   When his body was found there was no sign of a struggle so police believe he was killed somewhere else and dumped there.
  Roland Keebler was arrested in France for a similar crime against a hitchhiker. The diotones in Keelber’s car carpets matched the diatones in Dario’s lungs. How the fuck do you solve this? Is this made up science fiction? Keebler pled guilty to the murder and mutilation due to the mass amounts of evidence. Keebler is a drunk child molesting queer. Fucking kill him.
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Episode 13- Deadly Parasites

In the Spring of 1993, an unexplained illness struck the residents of Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Four-hundred-thousand people developed a serious gastrointestinal illness, 4,000 were hospitalized and, by the time the epidemic was under control, more than 100 people were dead. Health officials suspected it was influenza, but it proved to be more serious and more difficult to identify.

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Episode 6 The Blood Trail

  Nothing like getting a severed lamb’s head on your fence post with a note that reads “You next” On it. Plus getting threatening letters and phone calls. Oh yeah and a car bomb that almost kills your wife. Either this guy fucked up and is wanted dead or he is doing it himslef. This man is Graham Backhouse a shitty farmer ex hairdresser(fag) from the UK. Oh yeah his neighbor was found dead and Backhouse had a stab wound. Backhouse shot him and made it look like a fight.  Backhouse had 24 hour police protection. Also lots of debt and life insurance on his wife. He claimed to the police that his neighbour admitted planting the car bomb and it was meant for Graham.

Backhouse did it and was sentenced to 2 life sentences.

Backhouse died in 1994.
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Episode 7 Fatal Fungus

  In Cleveland in 1994 a rare disease was infecting young children and infants. 4 died and it infected over 30 young children and infants Where did it come from? Ironically enough none of the children were breast fed. Proves that titties can save lives.
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Episode 8 Charred Remains

  1991- Vancouver, Canada- A dumpster is found on fire in a diserted parking lot. In the ashes there was more than garbage. It was a body shot and burned beyond recognition. DNA was impossible to get but they knew the victim was an adult female.
  They viewed missing persons reports and found it was 30 year old Lynn Breeden a cocaine addicted model who once posed for playboy.
  Shortly before Lynn’s murder someone tried to drain her account that wasn’t Lynn.
  A coke head male escort living in his car became suspect. Some bitch he knew went to try and drain Lynn’s account and narced to the cops that it was Cruz that gave her the stolen bank shit.
  Police believe that Cruz beat Breeden with a tire iron, shot her then burned her body in there with gas. Probably beat her due to money over blow.
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Episode 9- Something Fishy

  Two people die in Seattle after taking an over the counter pain reliver. 40 year old Susan Snow a bank manager and mother of 2 was a victim. Cyonide was found in the pills.

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Episode 7 Legionnaires Disease

1976- Philadelphia, Pennsylvania- 180 Legionnaires from across the US got pneumonia like symptoms and fevers up to 107 degrees. The coroner described their lungs as looking like Brillo pads. This at the time was the largest and most expensive medical mystery investigation in US history.
  Most who got the disease were over 50 and were smokers. It killed 34 people. Pretty shitty episode to be quite honest with you. I was assuming some towel head or nut job poisoned them.

Episode 8 The Wilson Murder

1992- Huntsville, Alabama. Betty Wilson returned home after her AA meeting and found her husband, Jack dead on the floor next to a baseball bat covered in blood. Although he was stabbed in the abdomen and his telephone line was cut. Oh yeah Jack shit in a bag too.
  Wilson was a 55 year old optometrist. Betty and Jack were both previously married and each had 3 children. Thing is Jack may of been “Whacked” as an informant said he over heard someone say they had to lick a doctor in Huntsville a few days earlier.
  James White a handy man/druggie/boozer living in a trailer was offered to kill Wilson for 5k from Betty Wilson and her twin sister Peggy Lowe.  She probably wanted his 6 million dollar estate just a wild guess. That or got tired of cleaning up his shit bag. She always had other affairs.
  Betty Wilson was sentenced to life in prison for Capital murder.
  Peggy Lowe got off scott free.

Episode 9 Deadly Neighbors

1987- Phoenix, Arizona- Young kids in a Phoenix neighborhood start getting Leukaemia and an astounding rate. It was caused by an electric plant thing. I thought it was common sense to not live near those. I have lung cancer and I only smoke 3 packs a day for 40 years. I don’t get it.
  This is just as shitty of an episode to me as the Legionnaires one. Maybe it is your cup of tea.

Episode 10 Insect Clues

  Between 1985-88 18 women were chocked, sexually molested, and left for dead in the California desert. He always used the term ” I am only going as far as El Centro”. He killed a druggie hooker named Sandra Swick in San Diego. It took the cops 3 years to get a description of the vehicle. A silver honda. It was seen after an officer found a woman lying in the woods and the car driving away. Ronald Porter (a mechanic) was driving the Honda but denied the other attacks of the other 3 years.
  Tire tracks at some of the crime scenes were similar to the spare tire in Porters car. Also his boot prints in his aparment were similar to some found near the scene. By the time they could arrest Porter the statute of limitations had ran out on some of the assault cases. But not the murder case which they had shit evidence on.
  Finally it was insects that got his ass.

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