Colt ass hacks that midget Matt Roloff down in his basement every night. He does it as he listens to ABBA and blind folds Matt and Debbie video tapes in a leather suit and whips him with whips as Colt thrusts his manhood in his crusty midget ass cherry. Colt Johnson is celebrating his divorce from Larissa Dos Santos Lima. The 90 Day Fiance star headed to Manfred’s Midget Mall in Las Vegas, Nevada, on Friday, where he hosted an event honoring his new single status and the next poor hole he was going to conquer. Johnson posed with several faggots and midget hunter/humpers such as John Legend who was — on the red carpet; inside the event, he was photographed getting a lap dance from that faggot. Johnson filed for divorce from Dos Santos Lima in January following her arrest on suspicion of domestic violence and the fact he found himself really turned on by the thought of penetrating a male midgets asshole. They had been married since last June. She is set to host her own party at the lesbian club on Saturday. Larissa Dos Santos Lima was charged with misdemeanor domestic battery on Jan. 16 after she ran down the street hitting black people with croquet mallets while high on bath salts, which they both documented on social media. The criminal complaint — which claimed Dos Santos Lima “did willfully and unlawfully use force or violence against or upon someone not important” — came five days after her arrest.
Lots of people of the Little People Community are outraged that Colt rapes one of their own. But not Matt. Not only does Matt love his asshole getting pumped by Colt’s cock, Matt is making a profit of accessories for other little people to get ass rammed by larger gayer losers. Such as step stools.
After Larissa stole money from Colt and his old whore of a mother Debbie. Colt needed some cash. So when he was on Michael Moore’s VIP cool dude cruise he was in luck. He participated in a fudgepack train with Michael Moore and his friends. His friends included John Legend, Anderson Cooper, and that stinky useless nigger Don Lemon. They all loved fucking Colts man meat as his moobs flopped so they donated some money. Colt opened up his first 24 hour no condoms allowed anal fuck fest bath house. It has been such a hit.
Don Lemon loves the place so much he doubts he will ever leave. ” I love that I can have my fist all the way up my boyfriends asshole while a dog licks cheese whiz off my nuts and I get a shower while other dudes whack off and butt fuck around me! Its fucking Heaven!!!!!” Lemon raves at how he loves how Michael Moore’s ass cheeks give him boners of Anderson Copper humping John Legend.
“The Future Is OURS” “We Will Show Trump Our True Colors We love ass fucking mens hairy assholes and nothing will stand in our way” Chanted John Legend. Legend plans to form a march of guys fudgepacking to show their support for Black Lives Matter.Legend also said “The America We Need, Is A Gayer Blacker America. An America so black and niggerish and so gay and faggoty that looking at it or thinking of it gives you super AIDS in your rectum.”
Many 90 Day Fiancé crack head fans have wondered what David Murphey does for a living. Bear in mind he has spent around $300,000 on visiting Ukraine and talking to Ukrainian women on a dating website. That’s a lot of money, even if it was spread out over around seven years. While his net worth is unknown just like his sexuality, his job and his loser social media and male on male porn hub profiles do give a clue. As said by Jim From Progressive, visiting David Murphey’s SweatyManBalls page gives quite a bit of information about his employment. According to his profile, he works for An Animal Lube Company in Nevada as an “Anal Sex Tech” According to John Legend, someone in that kind of position has an average salary of $98,784. You have to factor in that David also has close ties to the Sinaloa Cartel where he seized head of transport years ago after orchestrating a jack movie in the 90’s that framed Tookie and paved David’s path to success.
Colt who is a master stud was born into money. His mother Debbie use to work for David. David use to produce Main Stream Porno. Debbie was in his feature film. Colt was the result of one of the many cock pellets that Debbie took shrapnel from in making hard core porn films. She to this day still thinks that Colt is the Wad she would of rather swallowed.Colt got into Computers and other nerd shit as a kid as he had no real friends and no drugs were around back then to get girls fucked up enough to have sex with him. Since Debbie and Colt have winner radiating off of them they got into advertising.
So Colt and David became close home boys chilling with the same fags from the same gay hardcore anal sex no condoms allowed bath houses. They both got to talking about how bad they wanted to hump other cats than the ones they already had at home. Since they both resemble fucking child molesters they thought nothing of wearing trench coats and running around parks and alleyways finding cats to rape. Often in broad day light. High on crack and strung like a horny bull on viagra. These 2 are so beyond help in the cat raping game. If they see a Tom and Jerry Cartoon they jerk off and hump the tv its on. They got Big Ed involved in the cat raping game at one point filming it and often times running after cats like the midget he is with a club and smacking the cats over the heads. In turn knocking them out so David can stick his throbbing stiff cock in the knocked out cat’s dry asshole.
Colt Johnson’s mother Debbie believes her son was absolutely a victim of abuse at the hands of his estranged wife, Larissa Lima, after the Brazilian reality star was arrested for a third time for misdemeanor domestic violence charges earlier this year and for getting caught with a few pounds of meth in her fucking asshole.Debbie and Larissa actually got along well enough in the beginning of Colt and Larissa’s relationship. They use to share dildos and fuck the same male escorts and laugh at Colt’s small penis together while sharing a cock. But it didn’t take long for the two to start butting heads over yeast infection creams and hemroid medicine. Here’s what you need to know about Colt’s mother, Debbie Johnson:
Colt has lived with his mother Debbie for the majority of his life, and his sexual relationship with his mother played a significant role in the mounting issues between him and Larissa. As soon as Larissa arrived in Las Vegas, she made it very clear that Sunday night was her night to get Ass fucked.Larissa was arrested for domestic abuse on several occasions, the most recent one taking place earlier this year on January 10, when she allegedly attacked Debbie with a chain saw while high on meth and was arrested in Clark County, Nevada. Debbie’s nickname is “Cookie Dough” as her and Colt like to ram it in her pussy while he ass fucks her. Then when Colt cums in her ass Debbie grabs the tube of cookie dough and rams it up Colt’s ass and he Holler’s her name so the whole neighborhood can hear.
Colt Fucking Johnson is a God. He is every womans wet dream. Think about how much guys hate them as we all know our women think of COLT while we fuck our wives. Colt Johnson was a 33-year-old nerd that whacked off in the basement of his mothers home in Las Vegas, NV and Larissa Christina Dos Santos Lima was a 31-year-old from Brazil when she arrived in America on a K-1 visa.
They couple met online when Colt realized he wasn’t having much luck with American women because most American women don’t want a 30 year old chronic masterbator and Colt got a mirror and seen the problem there too. So the less English the fucking better. According to Colt, U.S. women didn’t seem to like that he lived with his mother, Debbie Johnson due to the stink in the house of her constant yeast infections. After communicating online, Colt and Larissa decided to met in person in Cancun, Mexico so the whole world could see how pathetic of a loser Colt is.
It only took five days for Colt to realize he will probably never get to talk to another real life woman again, so he proposed marriage to her, and 90 Day Fiance’s sixth season showed Larissa moving to America and getting settled into the home Colt shares with Debbie, Debbie’s Yeast Infection Creams and Products, and their cats in Vegas.
However, Colt and Larissa’s relationship remained extremely violent in the months following their wedding. Larissa had to get a job as a hooker in America so Colt could by Yeast Infection cream for his mom. One day Colt Assumed Larissa skimmed some of the profits so he beat her ass to a fucking pulp. He then threw her down the stairs because the laundry machine was down there and he wanted his clothes cleaned.
In November, Larissa was arrested for selling meth to an undercover. She got into a huge fight with the pigs. She pissed and shit herself and then Colt laughed.. According to Larissa, the incident occurred because Colt didn’t want her to shoot the meth without sharing some of it with his mom. Colt denied this rumor.
While the Clark County District Attorney eventually declined to pursue charges against Larissa, the whole courthouse staff lawers, judge, baliff, janitor, security guard ect….. All gang train fucked her in the bathroom while talking about how slutty Brazilian women are. It is unknown the location of Larissa last I heard Colt was trying to get a new bride that can’t speak English and that he can beat the shit out. Only Time Will Tell. Be like Colt He is A Legend!