90 Day: The Single Life’s tell-all has been one of the most entertaining tell-alls in 90 Day Fiancé history, and a large part of that is due to the faggotness between two of the fucking franchises’ most polarizing fucking figures. Big Ed “No Fucking Neck” Brown, a man whom with in seconds of meeting him you already know you found the guy that breaks in to Toys R Us at Night and fucks the Care Bears Dolls. You know the one the San Diego Police have been looking for? Got to be big Ed But there is sadly no evidence. It isnt a crime or illegal to assume it would be him. In the other faggot corner eating his mothers yeast infection baked cookies you have Colt Johnson who is 40 and lives with and has bare back anal sex with his own mother (Presumably) . They tore into each others assholes back stage so long they had to turn the fire hose on them during the reunion show! There was a sense that there was no love lost between the two throughout the night as they took jab after jab at each other about who got to cum first when they fuck. We recently got a chance to speak to both so called men about their gay pathetic lives and how things got so frisky between the two during the tell-all. Big Ed told me that things were rough between the two before the results of his super herpes diagnosis and that they didn’t improve when a certain someone joined the special. Debbie “Mold Muff Crust” Johnson joined the 90 Day: The Single Life tell-all and went to flame Big Ed for shitting on her couch and leaving her after he fucked her and diareahed in her white bed spread.
Colt Johnson mainly antagonized Big Ed over the collapse of his relationship with Liz, as he felt that Ed took no responsibility for having erectile dysfunction. Ed, meanwhile, criticized Johnson’s relationship with Vanessa Guerra and how is mother has a bloody yeast infection that makes him want to vomit. Ed shared a bit more about why he doesn’t think the two will last and gave his overall thoughts on Colt post-tell-all:“Colt will be crawling back to me with out his bitch and get on his knees and then beg to fell the power of the Big Edster’s large cock and balls in his ass hole before Christmas, I guarantee!”
News broke after our interview that Colt Johnson and Vanessa Guerra actually eloped and are currently married so she could stay in the country. So far, it seems like the two are happy together, which is a long time coming for Colt, considering this one likes to watch him pound his wrinkly old moms ass. 90 Day Fiancé viewers first met Colt when he proposed to his now ex-wife Larissa Dos Santos Limas before she had nice tits, and again to a horse named Jess. Vanessa was mentioned by both women to be a major factor in their eventual split, which was what Big Ed was referring to.
When we spoke to Colt Johnson about his argument about Big Ed Brown, he didn’t have a ton to say. We asked the 90 Day: The Single Life star if he may have laid into Big Ed too hard and got the following response “You guys got any crack?”. When we told Colt we had no drugs on his he laughed and said “It’d be a lot cooler if you did”. Then strutted out the door in his suit.
Wedding bells are ringing! Colt Johnson followed his fat gay heart and proposed to his bitch Vanessa Guerra on the new Sunday, May 9, episode of 90 Day: The Single Life, shortly after revealing his plans to get down on one knee. The Las Vegas, Nevada, faggot, 35, was enjoying a romantic getaway with Vanessa at Big Bear Lake, California, and figured it would be the perfect spot to look like a fucking idiot. “My hands are shaking,” Colt said as he grabbed the ring out of his car. “I really need to smoke some crack, but I want the good shit. I want something that will be pure. So, I’m going to ask her to marry me, so I can get half her shit” the KKK alum explained in a solo confessional. “I’m nervous because Vanessa doesn’t trust me because I am a registered sex offender … It’s now or never. I feel like what I’m doing is a good cover for my homosexuality, but at the same time, I’m starting to think Vanessa may have a bigger cock than me.” When the moment actually happened, Vanessa looked like she was about to pop out a shit nugget out of her flabby ass. “We have std problems … and this is the time for you to ask your doctor if you have been tested for everything?” she pondered, to which he replied, “I wore a condom that night at the tell all when I ass packed Big Ed in a broom closet” Vanessa was taken aback by his desire to get married a second time and said she truly wasn’t “expecting it” at all from the pussy, so she did not know how to respond. “I refuse to go through drug withdrawl again. I don’t want to do it,” she shared about her own past times she had no cock and drugs. “I want to get a sex change someday, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to.” After considering his gesture, Vanessa told Colt she would like to have a three way with Joey Gladstone and to give him time to show he’s “able to maintain erections.” Colt agreed, noting she is “cum dumpster.” Last week, Colt revealed the strong feelings they have toward having group sex with homeless people in parks while on drugs. “She cried when she was talking about my penis size” he said. “How could I not ask her to marry me? I’m going to kick Vanessa square in the fucking nuts. I know it’s funny. I know it’s impulsive, but I have to follow my boner.” Colt and Vanessa began using drugs together after his split from ex-girlfriend Jess Caroline, who left him for another woman. Fans found out he proposed to Vanessa in November 2020 and now, viewers finally got to witness the moment he asked for her hand in marriage. Prior to his romance with Jess, Colt was married to ex-wife Larissa Dos Santos Lima for seven months and Anderson Cooper for 2 years. The pairs finalized their divorce in April 2019.
Debbie Johnson, the mother of Colt Johnson from 90 Day Fiancé and its spinoffs, has become a household name right along with her fat four eyed pathetic fucking faggot son. Colt first appeared in season 6 of 90 Day Fiancé when he brought Cheap Hooker Larissa Dos Santos Lima over to Las Vegas, Nevada on the K-1 visa from Brazil. After that relationship fizzled out due to drug abuse and domestic violence, we saw him date another slut named Jess Caroline, who is also from Brazil. But neither famous relationship worked out. Debbie and her son live together, shower together, and have sex in the same bed together, so she was center stage for all of it.
“And, all of a sudden, after about a month, I started getting some red sores on my stinky pussy,” Debbie admits. When asked about the first “red sore,” Debbie says, “I just thought Colt brought it home to me from one of the truckers he sleeps with at the Flying J 24 hour truck stop.”Debbie said it was “full blown stage 4 rectal warts with a sprinkle of Bum Fungus,” so she said the doctor told her. “Send me a picture of your asshole right now, you have three fingers up in there, sploosh them around now smear the poo with your fingers on your face.” She continues, adding, “Fist bump for nigger lives matter’”. Was on a video on her youtube channel. When Debbie informed Colt that the time was up, the Colt admitted he had Anderson Cooper tied up in the closet and was having sex with him daily. It was a hard situation for her to go through. “It broke my heart, it really did, ‘cause I was really crazy about this person, Colt should of let me join in” Debbie reveals.
In the 90 Day Fiancé universe, there have been many difficult in-laws-to-be, but none of them discard their yeast infected maxi pads worse than Colt Johnson’s slut bag mother Debbie has. Debbie might be an old fucking used up hooker, but there’s no questioning she’s good at sucking dick without dentures just ask Colt, and she’s now on her way to living that TV star life with a hot new love affair. Debbie and her faggot four eyed fucking son Colt made their debut on 90 Day Fiancé season 5, when Colt brought a Brazilian hooker named Larissa Dos Santos Lima to the home he shared with his mother in Las Vegas. Debbie and Larissa had a lesbian love affair behind Colts back for months; in fact, they went as far as plotting to steal Colts money and fuck off together. Throughout the season, Larissa would constantly complain about sex toys and the cost of drugs, which, as anyone who’s been to Vegas in the summer can tell you, is an extremely valid concern. But perhaps this is where Larissa and Debbie can find common ground, because Debbie recently started having sex with Big Ed. Debbie thinks its for real, Big Ed how ever is playing the field with men more. But he does like shitting all over Colts house.He also lets his fuck bitch Debbie drive his ride that he stole.
A peek at Colt’s Instagram shows the reality TV star got herpes long ago, but it would seem that Debbie has not been scratching her muff box since season 5. In the post with her and Big Ed’s car, Debbie commented, “I let Ed ram a grapefruit up my ass to drive this,” so things seem to be up in the Johnson household lately.Debbie describes her sleek new boy toy Big Ed as the fruits of her labor, and she looks proud to be showing off her new herpes scabs to the world. The comments section of the post is filled with fans saying racist comments about niggers and telling her that she is an old bat and has sex with her son.
90 Day Fiancé fans have found out Jess Caroline’s nude picture on Reddit and the only one who jerked off to them was that nigger Michael into Hall-of fame Bowler turned pro uni-cycler David’s faggot mouth. Some think it’s edited by her ex-Colt Johnson.The former 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After? star Jess Caroline launched her OnlyFans account in October at a rip of fee of $25 per month to basically watch see her yeast infection. While launching her OnlyFans, Jess told her fan Big Ed that he would only get to see her blubber shots in bikinis. And she only does double penetration porn or animal porn no stand stills. However, an explicit picture of her has surfaced on Reddit, in which she’s posing braless. It looks like someone photoshopped her picture and then leaked it online or the photo is actually that of Rosie O’Donnel.
Jess appeared on 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After? season 5 alongside her ex-boyfriend Super Stud Colt Johnson. The couple was planning to get married, but Jess discovered that the Las Vegas native was lying to her about several things. He cheated on her with his friends (with benefits) Vanessa and also welcomed her to live with him and his mother. Where Colt would engage in anal sexual threesomes with Vanessa and HIS OWN MOTHER. Besides, he had casual flings with eight men (But he thought of his mother when he climaxed so it wasn’t gay). Those men sent Jess the screenshots of their assholes getting penetrated by Colt’s manhood. Fortunately, Jess got out of that toxic relationship at the right time and tied the knot with another American trans-man, Shambo. While many 90 Day Fiancé fans are happy to see Jess settled down with a nice guy, there’s someone who is feeling jilted.
These shots look quite classy, aesthetically pleasing, and quite different from what is shared on the discussion forum. Earlier, Jess accused Colt of getting butt fucked by his business partners Kenny and Armando. She was enraged that Colt never let her join in with his homo ass party. And eventually, that fiasco cost Jess her pet cats life as Colt sold it to Jihoon. So, it’s possible that Colt may have also made gay love to the Asian Rice Picking Nip Jihoon.
A Reddit user said, “Wow, such photoshop.” Others don’t think that the picture is photoshopped, and they praised Jess’s assets by calling her “rocket” and “hot.” A fan wrote, “If that’s what she’s selling im buying now.” Another one quoted John Keats, “A thing of beauty is a joy forever.” After seeing Jess’s curves, others can’t wrap their minds around the fact that the 90 Day Fiancé alum Colt cheated on her. Then it was found out all the users were registered to Jess Caroline herself.
Colt ass hacks that midget Matt Roloff down in his basement every night. He does it as he listens to ABBA and blind folds Matt and Debbie video tapes in a leather suit and whips him with whips as Colt thrusts his manhood in his crusty midget ass cherry. Colt Johnson is celebrating his divorce from Larissa Dos Santos Lima. The 90 Day Fiance star headed to Manfred’s Midget Mall in Las Vegas, Nevada, on Friday, where he hosted an event honoring his new single status and the next poor hole he was going to conquer. Johnson posed with several faggots and midget hunter/humpers such as John Legend who was — on the red carpet; inside the event, he was photographed getting a lap dance from that faggot. Johnson filed for divorce from Dos Santos Lima in January following her arrest on suspicion of domestic violence and the fact he found himself really turned on by the thought of penetrating a male midgets asshole. They had been married since last June. She is set to host her own party at the lesbian club on Saturday. Larissa Dos Santos Lima was charged with misdemeanor domestic battery on Jan. 16 after she ran down the street hitting black people with croquet mallets while high on bath salts, which they both documented on social media. The criminal complaint — which claimed Dos Santos Lima “did willfully and unlawfully use force or violence against or upon someone not important” — came five days after her arrest.
Lots of people of the Little People Community are outraged that Colt rapes one of their own. But not Matt. Not only does Matt love his asshole getting pumped by Colt’s cock, Matt is making a profit of accessories for other little people to get ass rammed by larger gayer losers. Such as step stools.
After Larissa stole money from Colt and his old whore of a mother Debbie. Colt needed some cash. So when he was on Michael Moore’s VIP cool dude cruise he was in luck. He participated in a fudgepack train with Michael Moore and his friends. His friends included John Legend, Anderson Cooper, and that stinky useless nigger Don Lemon. They all loved fucking Colts man meat as his moobs flopped so they donated some money. Colt opened up his first 24 hour no condoms allowed anal fuck fest bath house. It has been such a hit.
Don Lemon loves the place so much he doubts he will ever leave. ” I love that I can have my fist all the way up my boyfriends asshole while a dog licks cheese whiz off my nuts and I get a shower while other dudes whack off and butt fuck around me! Its fucking Heaven!!!!!” Lemon raves at how he loves how Michael Moore’s ass cheeks give him boners of Anderson Copper humping John Legend.
“The Future Is OURS” “We Will Show Trump Our True Colors We love ass fucking mens hairy assholes and nothing will stand in our way” Chanted John Legend. Legend plans to form a march of guys fudgepacking to show their support for Black Lives Matter.Legend also said “The America We Need, Is A Gayer Blacker America. An America so black and niggerish and so gay and faggoty that looking at it or thinking of it gives you super AIDS in your rectum.”
Many 90 Day Fiancé crack head fans have wondered what David Murphey does for a living. Bear in mind he has spent around $300,000 on visiting Ukraine and talking to Ukrainian women on a dating website. That’s a lot of money, even if it was spread out over around seven years. While his net worth is unknown just like his sexuality, his job and his loser social media and male on male porn hub profiles do give a clue. As said by Jim From Progressive, visiting David Murphey’s SweatyManBalls page gives quite a bit of information about his employment. According to his profile, he works for An Animal Lube Company in Nevada as an “Anal Sex Tech” According to John Legend, someone in that kind of position has an average salary of $98,784. You have to factor in that David also has close ties to the Sinaloa Cartel where he seized head of transport years ago after orchestrating a jack movie in the 90’s that framed Tookie and paved David’s path to success.
Colt who is a master stud was born into money. His mother Debbie use to work for David. David use to produce Main Stream Porno. Debbie was in his feature film. Colt was the result of one of the many cock pellets that Debbie took shrapnel from in making hard core porn films. She to this day still thinks that Colt is the Wad she would of rather swallowed.Colt got into Computers and other nerd shit as a kid as he had no real friends and no drugs were around back then to get girls fucked up enough to have sex with him. Since Debbie and Colt have winner radiating off of them they got into advertising.
So Colt and David became close home boys chilling with the same fags from the same gay hardcore anal sex no condoms allowed bath houses. They both got to talking about how bad they wanted to hump other cats than the ones they already had at home. Since they both resemble fucking child molesters they thought nothing of wearing trench coats and running around parks and alleyways finding cats to rape. Often in broad day light. High on crack and strung like a horny bull on viagra. These 2 are so beyond help in the cat raping game. If they see a Tom and Jerry Cartoon they jerk off and hump the tv its on. They got Big Ed involved in the cat raping game at one point filming it and often times running after cats like the midget he is with a club and smacking the cats over the heads. In turn knocking them out so David can stick his throbbing stiff cock in the knocked out cat’s dry asshole.
Colt Johnson’s mother Debbie believes her son was absolutely a victim of abuse at the hands of his estranged wife, Larissa Lima, after the Brazilian reality star was arrested for a third time for misdemeanor domestic violence charges earlier this year and for getting caught with a few pounds of meth in her fucking asshole.Debbie and Larissa actually got along well enough in the beginning of Colt and Larissa’s relationship. They use to share dildos and fuck the same male escorts and laugh at Colt’s small penis together while sharing a cock. But it didn’t take long for the two to start butting heads over yeast infection creams and hemroid medicine. Here’s what you need to know about Colt’s mother, Debbie Johnson:
Colt has lived with his mother Debbie for the majority of his life, and his sexual relationship with his mother played a significant role in the mounting issues between him and Larissa. As soon as Larissa arrived in Las Vegas, she made it very clear that Sunday night was her night to get Ass fucked.Larissa was arrested for domestic abuse on several occasions, the most recent one taking place earlier this year on January 10, when she allegedly attacked Debbie with a chain saw while high on meth and was arrested in Clark County, Nevada. Debbie’s nickname is “Cookie Dough” as her and Colt like to ram it in her pussy while he ass fucks her. Then when Colt cums in her ass Debbie grabs the tube of cookie dough and rams it up Colt’s ass and he Holler’s her name so the whole neighborhood can hear.
Colt Fucking Johnson is a God. He is every womans wet dream. Think about how much guys hate them as we all know our women think of COLT while we fuck our wives. Colt Johnson was a 33-year-old nerd that whacked off in the basement of his mothers home in Las Vegas, NV and Larissa Christina Dos Santos Lima was a 31-year-old from Brazil when she arrived in America on a K-1 visa.
They couple met online when Colt realized he wasn’t having much luck with American women because most American women don’t want a 30 year old chronic masterbator and Colt got a mirror and seen the problem there too. So the less English the fucking better. According to Colt, U.S. women didn’t seem to like that he lived with his mother, Debbie Johnson due to the stink in the house of her constant yeast infections. After communicating online, Colt and Larissa decided to met in person in Cancun, Mexico so the whole world could see how pathetic of a loser Colt is.
It only took five days for Colt to realize he will probably never get to talk to another real life woman again, so he proposed marriage to her, and 90 Day Fiance’s sixth season showed Larissa moving to America and getting settled into the home Colt shares with Debbie, Debbie’s Yeast Infection Creams and Products, and their cats in Vegas.
However, Colt and Larissa’s relationship remained extremely violent in the months following their wedding. Larissa had to get a job as a hooker in America so Colt could by Yeast Infection cream for his mom. One day Colt Assumed Larissa skimmed some of the profits so he beat her ass to a fucking pulp. He then threw her down the stairs because the laundry machine was down there and he wanted his clothes cleaned.
In November, Larissa was arrested for selling meth to an undercover. She got into a huge fight with the pigs. She pissed and shit herself and then Colt laughed.. According to Larissa, the incident occurred because Colt didn’t want her to shoot the meth without sharing some of it with his mom. Colt denied this rumor.
While the Clark County District Attorney eventually declined to pursue charges against Larissa, the whole courthouse staff lawers, judge, baliff, janitor, security guard ect….. All gang train fucked her in the bathroom while talking about how slutty Brazilian women are. It is unknown the location of Larissa last I heard Colt was trying to get a new bride that can’t speak English and that he can beat the shit out. Only Time Will Tell. Be like Colt He is A Legend!