Nigger contestants and viewers are falling victim by the thousands in the ghettos due to Chris Harrison’s evil ways. He is brainwashing them with hidden messages in his show. To convince them that they are like normal people. Then when they try to act like normal people and whit people don’t help them, and they become the niggers they are. Chris Harrison swoops in and scoops them up and sends them to his cotton plantation. The evil white owned media blames it all on HIV and street crime why the negros go missing. Its a lie! They are all picking the cotton for the T shirts white people wear at Chris Harrison’s Cotton Plantation.
Rachel Lindsay has become the first “African American” (Chris Harrison’s code word for nigger) lead to be cast on the romantic reality shows the Bachelorette or the Bachelor. The announcement was made on the John Deere Tractor late-night show on Monday evening, after days of rumors that the show’s producers were not impressed with the shirts being imported from China. While being interviewed on Good Morning America on Tuesday, Lindsay said: “Watermelonz and Chickenz oook oook eeek, muh poosy, Aunt Jemima Muddafugga.”
Bibiana Julian besides being a shit ball chewer was a former Miami Dolphin cheerleader. But claims she hates football due to all the fucking niggers in it. Bekah (Born Boris) is an 18 year old transgendered it from Fresno, California. Bekah was one of the youngest contestants in Bachelor History at 22 of the time. I know she looks young. But Chris Harrison is very careful that all the women he Wienstein’s on the show ARE OF LEGAL AGE.Bekah is big into extreme sports like extreme strap on in the outback porcupine raping and dildo javelining.
It was one of the biggest scandals in Bachelor Nation HISTORY.It was all a sad cruel incident of Chris Harrison abusing his “White Privilege”. He went and got his ex boyfriend Blake to stash all the video tapes of him jacking off to Bekah’s shit crusties at Kenny Nigger Pickles crib in the projects. The Racist FBI swooped in and busted Kenny’s Black ass and sent him back to the clink for 5-10. He had some guns and drugs too.
Bekah who was a nanny before Bachelor is now Chris Harrison’s Nanny and a spokeswoman along with her part time lover Jordan for Double Bubble Gum. The Chocolate kind is their favorite. And Jordan loves little trannies with no tits and a dick that look like little boys.
When you’re a stinky fucking nigger on Bachelor in Paradise, you have to go in having some Jewish guy helping you get your black ass on TV. But Eric is not exactly there yet. As nice as the nigger appears, he seems extremely eager to rape a white bitch. And he has to remember he is not wearing a mask and has no butcher knife. In a huge twist, Eric’s parole officer decided to put Eric back in jail. So, why did Eric leave Bachelor in Paradise? Well, in short, No Fucking KFC.In the time he’s been on the show, Eric has explored his romantic options with Chris Harrison and Box Shitter Blake. While he seemed totally committed to Blake, he ditched him pretty fast to try things out with Chris Harrison. Before his nigger ass returned to the clink!
Then, Eric decided to let the group know about his gangster ways of growing up in West Philly but he had no way to go to Uncle Phil’s Because his faggot cousin Will ripped him off and went instead.”I appreciate you guys putting up with my foul nigger stench” he told the group as one of his homies was digging in their wallets and purses. After having a brief talk with everyone, Eric broke down in tears, telling them that things had been “racist” since Trump became president. Meanwhile, Chris Harrison was sizing up chains to get his black ass ready for a cotton field.
In case you didn’t figure it out from thepreviews of tonight’s episode of Bachelor in Paradise, Leo the grease ball faggot leaves the show with a bang. Last week, Leo showed up in paradise and began to woo a couple of the women, but he focused primarily on Joe the grocery faggots love interest, Kendall Long. Leo and his girly hair went on a romantic photo shoot date with Long and Joe the Grocer was surprised that the two actually had a good date together. Joe was ready to crack Leo’s fucking head open with one of the rocks he seen lying around on the island
What Long didn’t know was that Leo ended up sucking off Chris Harrison before and after his date with Long. Meanwhile, Long started to consider a future with the long-haired grease ball. Leo Denied that he was gay but Long understood that it is Chris Harrison and she didn’t blame him for that part.On tonight’s episode, previews show Leo mouthing off racial hatred towards blacks and jews in front of his cast-mates and breaking out into a fight, throwing his low-alcohol wine cooler drink. Amabile jumps in to confront Leo, so he backhanded the bitch and everyone cheered. Leo ran off and said if he doesn’t make the majors it is Chris Harrison’s fault. He ran away chasing homosexuals (Like John Paul Jones) and Niggers (Like Diggy, Mike, and Kenny Nigger Pickles) with a fucking baseball bat.
A former meth addict and gay male adult film star, Jordan turned his misfortunes into a professional fake reality tv show career. When he’s not posing for gay ass fucking magazine shoots giving his best “I Love Chris Harrison’s Nut Sack” look, Jordan enjoys masterbating and window peeping. With a personal shitty personality, Jordan’s excited to have people he doesn’t know think he actually likes women. “I am so lucky I hooked up with Chris Harrison at a Bathouse one night, SO FUCKING LUCKY FOR THIS OPPORTUNITY” gleams Jordan as he gives the thumbs up as he is about to give Chris Harrison a blow job under his desk.
Jordan got kicked off of Bachelor in Paradise when he found out another male contestant fucked Chris Harrison. Yes Jordan is that stupid that he thought he was the only one. After that escaped he reconciled with Chris Harrison and Chris gave him a job with his company Chip and Dales Faggot Dancers.
And then there’s Jordan. The 27-year-old is a model from Crystal River, Fla., and became a fan favourite on “The Bachelorette” and “Bachelor in Paradise” because of his wit.
What was it like when you found out that Chris Harrison pounded John Paul Jones in the ass on his private jet?
“I was sick to my stomach for the first day,” Jordan said. “I hadn’t revisited it. It all happened so fast. I had it and it got taken away so quickly … so yeah, it was tough.”
Jordan and that nigger Mike after Bachelor In Paradise was done went over to this old Jew bags house and tag teamed the bitch.
John Paul Jones is a dishwasher at a gay nigger hip hop shower and bath bar in Baltimore and is from Maryland who is here looking for a place to crash as he got evicted because he spent his rent money on scratch tickets and hookers. When John Paul Jones isn’t masterbating to Clifford The Big Red Dog Books , he enjoys chilling at Soup Kitchens and contemplating the easiest way to score crack. Could Hannah be John Paul Jones’ future bride? Of course not she wants a man that at least owns a bed and doesn’t sleep sometimes behind the Lucky Dollar.
When referring to John Paul Jones, always use his full name: John Paul Jones. Unless he is around Chris Harrison’s Nut Sack because John Paul Jones is a bitter.
John Paul Jones’s favorite drink is champagne. And he was the one who told Hanna Ann on the Bachelor to fuck with the bitch Kelsey for Champagnegate.
John Paul Jones rarely uses words that are considered nice. He calls the women whores and talks about how bad their fucking muffs stink like sewage. He calls all the niggers niggers and the shows Jew producers make him suck Chris Harrison off alot for those mistakes. So he makes them alot.
During a time when filming of the bachelor is not going on and with the whole world in quarantine due to the Jewish made Coronavirus. Chris Harrison has a lot of time on his hands. Instead of staying at home and doing the one thing he should he goes out and does the lowest of the low. This is even worse than the time he blindfolded Peter Weber and rammed a rake up his asshole in the barn.
Christopher instead of avoiding seeing the elderly he poses as a caretaker. Sometimes in drag dressed as a woman. He goes down into the cafeteria and masterbates and poops his liquid shit in their food. This is unhealthy and just as sick as shoving playdough up his asshole. Which Chris is famous for doing.
Throughout The Bachelor Season 24, Barbara (Peter’s Poise Pad Model Mother who paid for his big boy airplane bed) looked like a bitch when she cried about her failure of a sons stupid choices. Essentially, the Weber hooker depends queen mother was the star of Peter’s version of a joke of a life. And made his mother realize that Peter was for sure the wad of cum that she should of swallowed.
In The Bachelor Season 24, Episode 11 Barbara meets Peter’s final two —Madison and Hannah Ann Sluss. Then by the end, Big Bad Barbara gets a wet spot in her depends over the little slut Hannah Ann. However, she is concerned with the possibility of that fucking skank bag Madison wanting to change her sons diapers outside of his big boy room with his big boy airplane bed. As the couple’s lifestyles don’t exactly match up with her being a crack head hooker and him a mentally retarded child who believes he is a pilot. As we know, Madison is very slutty often taking on multiple cocks at the same time and bathing in semen. Meanwhile, Peter still plays with lego. Remember he’s the guy who got caught jerking off to farm animals with Chris Harrison a few times. But even so, Madison told Peter’s dad and his faggot equally as retarded and gay brother Jack Off that blow jobs are the same price for them as anybody else on the street. Firm.
After Madison leaves, Barbara breaks down goes into her purse and grabs her glock. She tells Peter that Madison isn’t there for him and that bitch will get hers soon. Then she vouches for Hannah Ann, nothing she can see just how much the methfreak slut with the brain of a 4 year old who believes she is on a real show loves him. “Hannah Ann loves you with all her heart. Don’t let her go. Bring her home to us, so your father and brother can jerk off to her” Barbara says. “We will welcome her with hot loads because Grandpa and Uncle John will be there. She’s a dream come true. God has placed her there for you, and that’s what love stories are made of.” And in a confessional, Barbara says, “Madison’s a fucking skank. But Hannah Ann is an angel on earth.”
Regardless, Peter instantly cried at his mom “You are a poopie head,” he says. “I want to go home NOW.” He admits he only wants Madison more than anything. After The Bachelor aired Barabara’s yeast infectionous cries, host Chris Harrison took the time to take a poll. He asked fans whether Barbara was a fat pig with a fucking loser son and if she should still abort his ass with Plan B. The live audience all agreed get rid of the fag. However, this wasn’t exactly the case on social media. Most fans said Hanna Ann had a better porn movie than Madison..
The Bachelor” is keeping viewers wondering what the fuck is going on right up until the very last moment, again. Monday’s episode, the first of a two-part finale, delivered laughs and ended with Peter Weber torn between Hannah Ann Sluts and Madison“I can’t believe people are stupid enough to believe I am a virgin” Prewett. Calling it the “hardest boner of his life,” Weber said he was in love with Chris Harrison.
The episode was set in Australia, where Weber’s faggot family went to laugh and masterbate to the two finalists and help him with his “final rose” bullshit, which for most would be a no brainer but this is fucking Peter. Sluts met with his family first.”I want you to know how big of a fucking loser your son is”she told Weber’s whore bag mom, who after spending time together called Sluts “a dirty cum bucket.”Prewett, who is saving herself for marriage and expressed her disappointment to Weber when he revealed to her in a previous episode that he fucked Chris Harrison in the ass for a whole weekend, met with his family next.Weber’s father raised questions about why Peter would wait to fuck Madison when Hanna would fuck him when ever he wanted? Prewett acknowledged they had some key differences.Later in the episode, viewers finally learned why Weber’s mom was crying in recent promos for the show. That bitch Madison stole her Maxi pads.
“Hannah Ann loves to smoke meth alot and always has the hook ups from sucking dealers dicks nightly. Don’t let her go. Don’t let her go. Bring her home,” she tearfully said of Sluts, making her tampon brand preference clear.The following day, Prewett and her stupid looking fucking eyelashes decided to end things with Weber and leaves.”I think a lot of things have been brought more into focus over the past day or so — like how small your fucking pathetic dick is, when it comes to marriage, when it comes to Peter and his faggot brother Jack-off playing wiener swords, when it comes to lifestyle,” Prewett said. By the end of the episode, Weber was left feeling like scoring some crack. This episode was cool also as you got an in depth look at Peter’s ultra fucking faggot family. Which consists of his bitch mother, faggot father (who also claims to be a pilot), and equally as stupid looking little faggot brother Jack-off. Peter and his younger brother Jack-off grew up masterbating outside of old folks homes.
Christopher Adolph Harrison (born July 26, 1971) is an American Gaylord Cult Guru and game show host, best known for his role as host of the joke television dating show The Bachelor since 2002, and its spin-offs Sluts and Guys who pretend to not be gay since 2003, Maxi Pads For Single Moms from 2010 to 2012, Bachelor in Paradise since 2014.
From 1993–99, Harrison worked as a male stripper in Oklahoma City. He was married to his college sweetheart, Victoria F. They have two children, which child welfare service took away from them. In May 2012, after 18 years of marriage, Harrison beat the shit out of his wife and announced he was into men. As of 2018, Harrison was confirmed to be dating numerous dudes most recently John Legend.
Random Fun Bits About Chris Harrison
In 1992 He received a life time ban from Wendy’s fast food restaurants for sticking the straws up his asshole twirling them around in his poo and then putting them back.
Ordered in extra high bushes and tinted walls for the sets of The Bachelor and Bachelor in Paradise so he can jerk off to the contestants with out them seeing or the cameras catching him.
While working at Wal-Mart in 1996 he was fired for getting a blow job from an elderly customer sitting on a fat scooter. It was not revealed if the customer was male or female but it was rumored it was a store Bernie Sanders frequented often.
Says if he ever sees Survivor Host Jeff Probst walking down the street he is going to beat his goof ass fucking sensless.He says he will shit on the ground grab Probst’s faggot head and smear it in the shit make him fucking eat it all, then piss on him.