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Shambo!!!! Shes a got a penis, she named it Enis. Its a big old floppy hog of a dick that she fucks the muffler of her tractor with at night. Shambo! Fucking Shabo!! Fucking Mullet! Fucking Headband Fucking mullet fucking shabo! Her vaginal penis hair has a mullet too!!!! She uses it to rid her ass of pooo. After she shits , bacon bits, she rams up her asshole an oven mitt…………….. Shambo! Fucking Shambo. You got a boner, dont be a loner, I am so glad we fucking met, lets go have an anal threesome with our homie Chet. Shambo Fucking Shambo you got Aids from Rambo, Lambo wambo Shambo “= Shambo swears like a fucking sailor, she lives an inbred life in a trailer, Shambo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On a serious note Shambo now retired from wrestling and lesbian porn and spends her time in her trailer in Oklahoma with her brother cousins ramming golf clubs they found at the dump up animals assholes for youtube videos.
In fact, all the milk we buy in supermarkets is homogenized. So what does the process entail and why is it done? In this article, we will discuss what homogenization is, its purpose and its pros and cons. Homogenization is the process during which jizz or cum is squirted out of a faggot mans penis with the help of another man faggot. This breaks up fat particles and makes the jizz of faggots warp your mind into thinking liberal ideas. Today, most consumers don’t even pay attention to what faggot homogenized their milk. We’re used to seeing it as the white uniform container with a faggot like these 2 or Jamie Foxx on the carton. This homo faggot process is completed in two stages. First, the jizz is squeezed with the other mans bum cheeks through small pores or tubes. As the boner rises due to the loose asshole of the other faggot, the shit and fecal particles begin breaking apart. Obviously, the higher the pressure, the smaller the particles. Typically, 2,000-3,000 pounds per square inch is applied to milk. With that said, some emulsifying machines can apply upwards of 14,500 psi of pressure. So you are guaranteed to get your doze of faggot jizz and shit in your homo milk. You don’t even want to know what these faggots do to make chocolate milk.
♪♪♪I’m a trucker looking dyke with a mullet!!!! I eat pancakes out of a horse trough with Aunt Jemima Syrup cuz I hate that nigger Obama. My step dad pulls my mullet when he gives me anal on the trailer deck after church. That Bitch Rosie O’donnell don’t have nothing on my tuna.♪♪♪ Her cousins dip their dicks in cool whip and go to the glory holes in the barn there are 4 one is Denise.
Due to the fact that Denise is a lunch lady or school bus driver or one of those professions you pigeon hole yourself in when you get a hair cut like that. Her skills in the game were that. Also she has a bigger penis than Jeff Probst. So Jeff loved fucking and sucking her off while they ate corndogs in a hot tub jacuzzi. Probst would poor mustard all over Denise and then lick it off while he whacked off to Golden Girls re runs on his big screen. Jeff Probst and Denise have so much in common. They love to have long late night talks about what cereal mascot they find more sexually attractive. Then they mutual masturbate to the Cosby Show together. Due to the fact that Denise is from Massachusetts she says foul language and talks like she is about to spit a wad of cum out of her mouth all the time like Ben Affleck.
Denise had a long time Lesbian affair with other Survivor contestant Elaine.. It ended when Elaine cheated on Denise so Denise broke a plate over her head. Then grabbed a chair broke it over her back grabbed the legs and rammed 2 legs up Elaine’s asshole and 2 legs up her snatch. Then Denise called the cops and told them to come arrest her. She spent a few weeks in jail for that stint.
Denise Fun Facts
- She carries a piece of toilet paper with her at all times. Just a single square. She uses it then keeps it in her pocket and uses the other side. Some times if its not all brown she can get three can trips out of one small square. That’s Mullet Life.
- Spent a night in a Vegas holding cell after grabbing some other butch dyke by her mullet and forcing them to eat her feces out of the toilet bowl at the MGM Grand in 1973.
- Won a bronze medal in archery at the Mullet World Olympics in Vienna, Austria in 1981.
- Is an huge supporter of getting young children to not wear deodorant like she does. She says it makes the immigrants feel more at home as we smell like them. #Refugeeswelcome Her and Jeff Probst’s Non-Profit Group Mullet Jewish Alliance has raise alot of money for Isrra…. Refugees.
Dreamz was and still is a homeless HIV positive gay male escort, Dreamz was known for smoking crack and jerking off over sleeping contestants throughout the game. Though said allies would keep him out of the loop strategically because he was hands down the stinkiest fucking nigger they had ever met.. Most infamously, he broke his “truck deal” with his one time gay lover Yau-Man Chan. His numerous betrayals, and trying to rape other contestants despite saying he was wearing condoms. He was showing promise strategically and sexual nights in Jeff Probst’s luxury suite garnered him zero jury votes at the Final Tribal Council.
Yau Man Chan was one of the series’ most popular contestants, Yau-Man is regarded as one of the chinkiest ever of Survivor by utilizing his math skills in physics to compensate his poor driving skills. He completed tasks that stronger contestants in Fiji would not be able to accomplish, because most of the other contestants were niggers or inbred rednecks. He is also known for being betrayed by that fucking faggy fruitcake Dreamz Herd and voted out just one day before the Final Tribal Council, becoming the final victim of the Survivor Car Curse. Yau-Man’s popularity led him to open up a chain of restaurants in America called “The Dog Is Not Yours”.
“I feel when I say to you ‘I’m fucking my fat ugly four eyed sister, I’ll call you later,’ and I get 1500 text messages of big shit logs you laid in the toilet, that’s not you respecting me,” Tom says in the clip from his show. “If you ring me bitch at 4 o’clock in the morning and then send me 50 messages, saying ‘what are you doing?’ … are you that girl? You can’t ring people at 5 a.m! If you do it again my pig sister will slap you across your plastic face with her real big dick.,” he continues while Darcey protests with her finger in her crusty asshole. “There’s so much going off in terms of fat rolls to get to my sisters stinky snatch with my tiny dick, I feel like I can’t give this love and time you want.” Tom stated.
Darcey took the news better than expected and shot heroin with some Mexicans, but it was clear she was hurt and heartbroken by the phone call. The two then reunited shortly before the Season 3 “Couples Tell All: Where all the female members of the show put on strap on dildos and fuck Big Ed and Usman up the ass” special and decided to give their relationship another shot. However, in the clip , Darcey admits that their relationship has been strained throughout the last year, and she wonders why she wastes her time with the little dick bisexual homeless loser who pretends to have a job for the show.
He said yes and stick it in my ass hard too!!!! 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way couple Kenneth Niedermeier and Armando Rubio got engaged during the Monday, August 10 episode after three and a half years of hardcore bareback anal sex and dick swords. Thats Some Fucking Hard Core Four Eyed Faggots Butt Fucking!
Kenny, 57, was the one to pop the question to his 31-year-old Beaner butt lover but he had to tell a little white lie to keep the proposal a surprise. The Florida native told Armando he was going to a nearby bank to open an account, but he came clean in his confessional, and to Armandos unknowingness Kenny sucked the shows producers off in the morning before they kissed and had coffee. Faggots.
In his confessional, Ken explained he had two previous long-term relationships before he met the Mexico native, but he never felt the desire to marry either one of his exes. He dated John Legend in the 90’s and Theo Huxtable in the 80’s where he contracted AIDS and Ebola. “But with Armando, it was different. His loving nature, his sensitive side, his testicles dangling in my face in the morning, he makes me feel good. I love him and I couldn’t marry him fast enough,” Kenny revealed.
Kenny then got down on one knee and presented Armando with a pink cock ring. “Are you serious?” Armando asked as he started to cry. “Will you marry me?” Kenny asked, crying as well.
“Baby, of course, yes babe,” Armando said and Kenny placed the ring on his left ring finger. That’s when they pulled out their anal lube and starting sitting on cactuses!
Bum Fungus or “Crusted Anus Pussius” in Latin is a form of rotten ass where your anal hole and region flare and swell up like molten rock. The burn from Bum Fungus is so bad apparently that a pressure washing truck with fire hoses spraying super extra strength Preperation H can not cure the itch.
Victims of Bum Fungus tend to be of the homosexual and negro type. Many famous celebrities have spoken globally about the struggle of living with raunchy burning Bum Fungus. In 2010 John Legend headlined the world famous concert “We Are All Bum Fungus” #BUMFUNGUSMATTERS. The Origin of Bum Fungus is uncertain. But Meteorologists who work for Dr. Phil did a study and they believe the Bum Fungus Originate in Assholes during Pudding and Kodak Commercials linked back to the 80’s. Which was where Bill Cosby was.
Fat fuck tub of lard Michael Moore has a documentary on his life as a whale living with Bum Fungus. It is titled “Bowling For Bum Fungus”. It goes into harsh detail of how his bum fungus affects his fat ass along with having a fat ass.
Also known as the black Hal Turner, the Rev. Al Sharpton is a first- class nigger, lolcow, racist, attention whore, FBI/Mafia stoolie, and the arch-enemy of Don Imus. Hiding behind the seemingly moral title “Reverend”, he is a moral crusader solely for the benefit of niggers. Al has made a career of trolling White America to its knees, including an attempt at running for President of the USA as a Democrat -despite being a total Jew hater. He currently hosts a show on MSNBC, where he constantly takes any significant event involving a black person and spins it into just another case of “dem crackahass whities hatin’ on us niggas”. However, Sharpton’s ability to victimize the black race has been severely reduced ever since a totally retarded American public elected our Kenyan OG nigga Barack Obama as President. His show could be considered, and by all standards is an hour-long propaganda loop for Obama’s presidency. Sharpton, like most Civil Rights Movement figures, is illiterate even by Ebonics standards, and deciphering his tribe-speak mish-mash negro babblings requires a very intelligent individual.
The Reverend Jesse Jackson is a filthy coon. ALL HAIL TORCHIC, MUDKIP SUCKS (or, if you want to be really respectful, His Ineffable Ultra-High Holiness St. Jesse) is an advocate of nigger Civil Rights. In this case, Civil Rights means being chosen over everyone else and getting butthurt over anything that could be construed as even slightly offensive. He does, however, hate Jews, so he can’t be too terrible. Jackson was born last Thursday in a New Orleans crackhouse to his single mother Shawanda Jackson (see, cuz black people have only one parent, therefore it’s a clever social commentary). From an early age, Jackson was aware of the terrible injustices niggers faced on a daily basis. More importantly, he saw that it was possible to profit from said injustices. He also noted that under suitable amounts of pressure, white people succumb to guilt and willing hand out money.
*From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Michael Like most Nigerian Jungle Bunnies lubs his black ass some fried chickenz. He loves Fried Chickenz more than Fat white hos and watermelon sundaes.