Nigger Matters: King Of Watermelons Episode

Carl and His Empire

Carl chimps out about not accepting a promotion five years ago that would have transferred him to more corrupt nigger shit in Washington, D.C. While boarding a nigger train to travel to the nation’s capital for a watermelon swap meet, Urkel secretly stows away to transport a package of meth for Eddie Winslow. The usual nigger chimp antics result but the best is when the 4 eyed nigger helps Carl realize that “He is a fat stinky nigger” was perhaps the right decision after all. Meanwhile, Laura becomes suspicious about Maxine’s skimming profits when she is out sucking dick in the ghetto at night. Also on top of skimming, Laura is very suspicious about Maxine’s new boyfriend Kenny Nigger Pickles, especially after he asks her to deliver a package for him, which seemed a little light on the drug supply. She immediately warns her friend to cut ties with him now because he’s a crook and a rat. Maxine refuses to believe her and demands that she stays out of her life. Minutes later, Eddie comes home as a newly, full-fledge police officer and busts Kenny Nigger Pickles face in with a fucking cast iron frying pan. As this is all going on Kenny and Maxine are screaming, then Laura pulls out a Pistol out of her purse and blows Kenny Nigger Pickles head off. Eddie, Laura, and Maxine later take Kenny Nigger Pickles body upstairs chop it up and huck it with chemicals down the bathtub.

Get our Muda fucking drugs and kill dat nigger pickles is episode eighteen of the ninth season in this television sitcom on Nigger Matters, that originally aired from Animal Planet on June 19, 1998. It was directed by John Rocker and written both by Jim From Progressive and That Nigger In A Wheel Chair From Malcolm In The Middle.

Eddie Winslow is Butt Fucking His Dad! Spreading His Dads Nigger Asshole For Allowance.

Eddie, Rodney King and John Legend wander into an adults-only man on man bath and shower house, where a friendly fudgepacker named Jamie Foxx decides to challenge Eddie to a friendly bet over a game of dick swords. Eddie quickly finds he’s taking on a Don Lemon clone and loses a lot of money. Foxx warns him to pay up, or his family could suffer some busted fucking knee caps especially his nigger pig father that fat lazy fuck Carl. Eddie – who doesn’t have the skills to match Foxx – decides instead to try to win back his bet and uses the hidden Immunity Idol out of Urkels asshole. Urkel is about to win when Foxxs’ cronies interfere; when Urkel complains about the cheating, the thugs decide to take his black ass away to a meat grinder … but Carl finally fits his fat fucking ass in the door – who finds out about Eddie’s situation. Carl busted it out his gat and rammed it up Urkles ass and laughed. They all shit on the floor like niggers all do and jerked off to Urkle eating their poo while Foxx filmed it.

Eddie Winslow came out as transgendered in 2015 and is fully supported by Carl and Carl’s ass cheeks. Eddie receives a quarter every Thursday after school for the week long ass pack sessions. Father of the year.

Nigger Matters

They have to be reminded.

Nigger Matters is an American nigger television documentary which aired on Animal Planet from September 22, 1989 to May 9, 1997 for 8 years and moved to NiggerTV from September 19, 1997 to July 17, 1998 for 1 year. The series is about a middle-class herd of pavement apes family living in Chicago. The series is a spin-off of Perfect Strangers and revolves around the Winslow Nigger family. Midway through the first season, the series introduced the Winslows’ nerdy neighbor Steve Urkel (played by Jaleel White, who is not white he is a fucking nigger), who quickly became its breakout character and eventually, a main nigger. With 215 episodes, Nigger Matters is the third-longest-running U.S. show with a predominantly nigger cast, surpassed only by Cops and Americas Most Wanted, also a spin-off (of Planet of the Apes), which lasted longer than its parent series. Nigger Matters originally focused on the fat fucking nigger Carl Winslow and his family: Wife Harriette, Crack Head Nigger Faggot son Eddie Winslow, bootlipped daughter Laura Winslow, youngest child Judy Winslow (until Season 4 when she got into porn), and (later) let his sister-in-law Rachel Crawford and her normal nigger fatherless son, Richie Crawford live in his section 8 house.

This chimp was chilling with Eddie and his faggot fucking nigger butt buddy Waldo Nigger Faldo. The chimp dissed Will Smith and the niggers chimped out. They raped the chimp for a few hours. Then Eddie grabbed a watermelon and rammed it up the chimps ass with a stick. They then hucked it on a BBQ then ate it like savage niggers on a KFC bucket. This happened in season 6 episode 7: Eddie Freebase Smoke Viagra

The cast was told to get ready to film a tenth and final season after the ninth one was completed. However, it was later discovered that Laura had contracted HIV while working as a hooker and smoking crack for Jaleel not-White. Also Eddie was in jail for robbing liquor stores.

Fucking Nigger Show Fucking Nigger Theme Song.

It’s a rare condition, this day and age
To see fucking niggers and not feel rage
Love and tradition of the grand design
Some people say nigger free places are harder to find

Well then there must be some magic jew inside these gentile walls
Cause all I see is a pile of niggers
Real foul odor burstin’ out of every seam As days go by
Niggers are gonna fill our cities with filth and crime
The moon may cry
We’re gonna go to walmart and buy more security When days go by
There’s no room for you
Room for more stinky fuking niggers
For gentle hearts an opportunity As days go by
It’s the bigger smell goes tooo far.

Carl Winslow: Fat Fucking Nigger

Carlton Jamar “Nigger Carl” Otis Watermelon Winslow, who originally appeared in the Perfect Strangers episode “At least were not niggers”, is the son of Rosa Parks and the late Apes of Zaire, brother-in-law of Whitney Houston and the father of Eddie and a couple of nigger hoes, uncle of that little nigger from little rascals and adoptive father of the late Tupac Shakur. He is a short-tempered person when his order is fucked up at the KFC drive thru. He mentioned in the season one episode “The Mama Who Came to Dinner” as being the guy that spray paintedall niggers GO BACK TO AFRICA” on the police station so he could get a raise due to racism. It was amazing he pulled it off alone as a nigger who could write so it could be read.

Carl pounds Urkle’s Goggled Ass so Raw and hard and fast
His fucking glasses broke.

Carl is constantly horny and always being bothered by his pesky neighbor, Steve Urkel, who he bum hacks violently when he feels an urge. Although Steve is relentlessly annoying and has no fucking use in life either than for Carl to pump his four eyed monkey ass full of cum. So in Season 4 Carl drops Urkle off in downtown Chicago and let the gang niggers rape him to death and he is never mentioned again. Carl is an officer for the Chicago Police Department because of Jesse Jackson and equal rights. Carl scored Dead Last in every grade to become a cop. But since he was a nigger they had to hire him and can’t fire him. USA USA or Israel Israel Israel. He takes his job as a fucking joke like niggers take everything handed to them. Fitting into the nigger stereotype, he has an avid love for chicken, watermelon, and raping fat white hoes. This plays into the fact that he is a fat fucking nigger. Carl is also the only character to appear in every single episode of the series mainly due to the fact that he has no where else to go as he is a useless nigger.

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