Two Waterloo Pakis successfully pitched their company Whitebitchwontremember on the season premiere of the Dragon’s Den webisode series Next Gen Den Sons of Osama.
The Master of 7-11 and Taxi Cab Economics Business, Entrepreneurship and Technology (MBET) alumni Dr. Apu and Vejey Sandnigger left the Den with a fat joint and investment of $27 from two dragons who one day dream of also getting a real life white pussy.
PopRx or Whitebitchwontremember is an on-demand sex app in which a user can order, refill, and transfer date rape drugs from their smartphone with same-day delivery. It was developed in Waterloo’s hindu and curry program, where the two co-founders met and started a gay romance also.
PopRx or Whitbitchwontremember already has significant traction, gaining around 100 immigrant users a week in Manitoba, the only province in which they are currently offering the active service. They have partnered with mosques and afro centres in British Columbia and Manitoba to offer full coverage in these provinces, and are on track to do the same in Ontario by the end of November. Lots of white passed out bitches to fuck.And remember Indian and Pakistani penis’s will not show up on rape kits.
The dragons were impressed with PopRx and the previous success the two shit skins have had in beating rape charges so well in court. PopRx is the pair’s second venture. During their MBET studies, the stinky pakis also launched “Scream And I’ll Slit Your Throat Bitch”. Their product, “Don’t You Dare Go To The Fucking Police or I’ll kill Your Family”, is a secure mobile collaboration platform that allows brown medical professionals to rape more easily and share information across immigrant medical teams and not with white patients.
Scream and Ill slit your throat bitch currently has more than 600 users in seven countries at 26 different hourly hotels and dark alleyways. The Scream and Ill slit your throat bitch platform was inspired and informed by the inventors background as a normal paki who could never get a real white woman. He took one year off of his residency in jail to serve time for fucking farm animals.
Now, the team will be growing PopRx with the backing and guidance of two prominent Canadian investors Justin Trudeau and The Canadian United Nigger College Foundation..
Launching a business is a small task unless you are a woman. No matter how big of an ass you think you have, it still takes a lot of cocksucking and tons of loads. As the Top Toronto hooker of the owner and creator of Booty Building Box, I knew the meaning behind sucking the least amount of cock to get a crack rock or big mac. It’s not just a needle exchange program, it’s about tampons, dildos, washing dishes and lesbianism.
While creating what was supposed to be just a $5 gummer behind the Tim Hortons, because my clients were having amazing results reshaping and building their wieners, turned into so much more than just creamer refills for the Timmy’s Drive thru in the morning.
“I was blowin away on some old homeless dude by the water fountain and the amount of people that were loving it, not only the sight, but the mission behind it.“
What most people don’t know is the amount of jaw strength it takes to bring a stinky homeless wiener to orgasm. It doesn’t matter how good your vaseline is or how uniquely different you use it as a hot dog it can be, the reality is if you don’t have the crack/cocaine to use after spending all the effort it takes to create it, then it’s a very bumpy road to the STD clinic.
So called Faggot Friends, family and local loser business members gathered at Gayview Yards on Thursday evening to watch one of Ottawa’s biggest joke of a duo take on the Ku Klux Klan Grand Dragons’ Den in a gay manner.
Repping the real niggers of Ottawa in the Den was The Growcer, a company focused on providing shit to communities. Co-founders Corkey and Aloda pitched their welfare shipping containers to the fucking stupid Dragons – a panel of six well-known Canadian Faggots – back in May. The pair’s episode of the unpopular KKK program aired Thursday as part of a student 2 for 1 blowjob special.
After asking for a sex change operation and or breast implants in exchange for a blow job, and receiving boner offers from four of the six Dragons, Corkey and Aloda walked away with a STD of Herpes for 30 per cent from Yeast Infection Queen Arlene and Lumpy Loser Lane – a wiener rub that brought the audience at Erection Ottawa’s watch party to their jizz rags made from Mr T Napkins.
“This really shows us that it takes a fucking faggot fudgepack train,” said Corkey. “Being able to bring together everyone that has helped us from the start was really special, and has really energized us for 2020 bitches time to suck some faggot cock in Trudeaus office with pakis mofos.”
Those losers in attendance got a firsthand look at how The Growcer evolved from an idea between gay classmates to a business with forty-six cents in sales, a feat which also impressed KKK Grand Dragon Michele (who is an ex prostitute), who remarked that the co-founders’ success had been seen before on the show from entrepreneurs still in pre school.
Thawrih (Revoluntionary in Arabic) is an Ottawa start-up(Funded by Trudeau in some way or form) that makes hand-made activewear for Muslims (including hijabs) and Sikhs (including turbans). They are also working on a suicide bombing vest.
Thawrih’s co-founders, University of Ottawa Alumni and Trudeau lover Sarah and Sami , will be spewing anti Jew hate in front of the Dragons on CBC’s Dragon’s Den on Thursday October 17th, 2019 at 9:00pm EST. Tune in to learn more about this innovative start-up and why these towel heads think the holocaust never happened.
If you are in Ottawa, the University of Ottawa’s Faculty of Social Science in collaboration with the Entrepreneurship Hub will be hosting a casual viewing party for the episode, don’t bother registering as no one goes to that shit anyway. The schools that were meant for whites are now zoos.
Thawrih employs newcomers to Canada because real Canadians and Canadian companies know foreigners are useless pieces of shit. According to Thawrih’s website, “We want to do our part by being anti transgender and faggot: all of our headgear is hand-made in Ottawa, Canada by Syrian newcomers who collect large money cheques from Trudeau. Every purchase kicks a white Canadian family out of their home and will give a newcomer shit they didn’t deserve and will ruin in a matter of weeks. This initiative enables newcomers to fuck up the labor force, destroy their families, and also aids with the integration process of their families into mosques”