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Alberta

For all you Americans which makes you automatically love Trump if you live there. I mean you must. The Canadian Province of Alberta is a lot like Texas. It has lots of Oil and Cattle. Plus they hate niggers and faggots in Alberta too. But in Alberta they tend to not drag them behind pick up trucks.

Sylvan Lake is a resort City or Town located in central Alberta just west of Red Deer.

Waterslides in the lake nice.

Fort McMurray

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Water Valley

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2019-10-14 9:39PM

This HIV Super Girl Gets gang fucked by Somali Crack dealers in Fort Crack for jalapeno cheetos. this girl is pure evil fucks over every guy she had ever dated always goes for the immigrant stupid drug dealers (niggers as they tend to be the biggest chumps and easiest to fool)so she don’t has to work was on fort McMurray back pages selling her body for more cheetos and try and Denies It. She plays mind games and uses people and twists everything so she all ways sounds like the victim also has a kid and ditch it at the dog kennel and is a deadbeat mother you will always see this classy girl at showgirls doing amateur night for money since so won’t work for the fact she claims she broke her back… But yet will she her stripping on stage and working the pole hahaha such a joke love drama like there no tomorrow and has called the cops on people before when they had fu’ed her over and is a rat Goof has snaggle rat yellowed meth teeth watch out for this girl would not be shocked if she has something so watch out!!

Vulcan in southern Alberta. A town where Star Trek Fans frequent sometimes. I don’t know when as when I was a kid I actually had friends and didnt watch star wars.

Hanna is huderites and crystal meth. Nickleback is from there too. But other than that pretty useless speck on the map.

Calgary Problems

Not so fucking SUPER are they?
Just make sure you hit your bitch hard enough the first time. That why her ass should get it through her head to do the dishes and the fucking laundry and shut the fuck up. Then go out get drunk and cheat on her with her friends and repeat. Don’t forget to remind her she is a fat useless bitch when you leave. And if there is no fucking dinner on the table when you get home……………………………………………………

Multi Cultural. Bask in Calgary’s great die-virstiy and soak in the joys that the third world blesses upon us. THIS is what we need to move forward as society. To bring in the garbage from garbage countries. We should surely get ahead quickly then. Thank god we have such a smart glorious leader of Canada in Trudeau and that terrorist as a mayor in Calgary.

Link to the article here

Wow who would of thought one of the fellows is one of Trudeau’s sons. Sure some of these photos on his facebook page are a couple years old. But I get the feeling this person does not like Canada and supports Islamic terror for some reason. You be the judge this is a few pictures of Ali Sufyan’s facebook. So to all of you that think we should welcome refugees remember he is just one of millions like this that are here to destroy Canada not enjoy it.

Die-virsty at its finest. Him along with his whole family should be kicked out and sent back to the ISIS country they support. I can’t find anything on Nathaniel Robinson which sounds like a nigger name. Or could be a white wigger with drug head parents. Odds are who ever they are is scum. Forrest Lawn is a shithole immigrant land in Calgary. Any white person in there has their head on loose anyway.

https://calgary.ctvnews.ca/two-arrested-220k-in-drugs-seized-during-coordinated-searches-in-three-neighbourhoods-1.4697884

If you look at it long enough you turn into a fucking faggot. With AIDS at a rave and pink hair. with a boyfriend named chuck who drives the garbage truck.
Welcome to Calgary, Alberta, Canada. Here are some of the problems you can see.


Paranoid and violent, thieves high on meth take crime to extreme levels: police

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Members of the Calgary Stampeders are in mourning after the shooting death of teammate Mylan Hicks outside a Calgary nightclub early Sunday morning.

In what Stampeders president and general manager John Hufnagel described as a “terrible tragedy,” 23-year-old Hicks was critically injured after shots were fired outside the Marquee Beer Market, at 4630 Macleod Trail S., at about 2:30 a.m. He was taken to hospital, but died from his injuries.
Hicks, who was from Detroit and had been a member of the Stampeders’ practice squad since May, was described Sunday by quarterback Bo Levi Mitchell as a hard worker who “truly cared about making the team better.”  More And he was from Detroit and got shot in Calgary.
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Prosecutors say former NFL cornerback and one-time Calgary Stampeder Brandon Browner has been charged with trying to kill his ex-girlfriend in her Southern California home.
Browner, who won the Grey Cup in Calgary and Super Bowls with the Seattle Seahawks and New England Patriots, was arrested Sunday east of Los Angeles.
The LA County District Attorney’s Office says the 33-year-old was charged Tuesday with attempted murder, first-degree residential robbery and other counts. It wasn’t immediately clear if he has a lawyer. Arraignment is scheduled for July 30.
Prosecutors say Browner broke into the apartment, chased and dragged the woman and then tried to smother her in a carpet. Prosecutors say he also stole a Rolex watch valued at about $20,000.
Browner played four seasons with the Calgary Stampeders of the Canadian Football League from 2007-10.
He was a three-time league all-star and won a Grey Cup championship in 2008 before signing with the Seattle Seahawks before the 2011 NFL season.

After a more reliable source from key witnesses they found out this was a great description that looked and smelt just like him.

 https://calgaryherald.com/news/crime/former-calgary-stampeders-player-browner-charged-with-trying-to-kill-ex-girlfriend/wcm/79e4ebf8-796c-47ab-b5c5-ba366b4ac1dc

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I am assuming the Buffalo Chicks here robbed the Burger King.

THEFT

CASE #CA18216810

If you can identify these individuals please call Cst. Diamond in the District 6 office at 403-428-6600, or Crime Stoppers anonymously using any of the following methods:
TYPE: www.calgarycrimestoppers.org
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Just a little bit of drugs and guns. Officer it is all for personal use.

http://calgarysun.com/news/local-news/calgary-cops-bust-murderous-crime-cartel

Calgary police will reveal details Thursday about how they smashed a city-based crime cartel involved in murder, massive importation of drugs and money laundering.
Tentacles of the gang spread as far as Mexico, and Postmedia sources say they had connections with notorious drug cartels there.
Postmedia has also learned the group has been tied to a brazen daylight shooting May 21 that left two men dead in a southeast Calgary Superstore parking lot.
Sources say the bust is so significant that members of the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) will be on hand when police reveal details at a news conference Thursday morning.



3 teens in custody after carjacking in Calgary’s northwest

Three people are in police custody following a carjacking on Panamount Road N.W. in Calgary’s Panorama Hills neighbourhood at around 9 p.m. on Wednesday.
A woman was standing outside her house near her vehicle when she was approached by three males who pointed a weapon at her and demanded her keys, police said.
She handed over the keys and ran back into the house.
Police spotted the vehicle and followed it to an unknown address in Huntington Hills where three males were taken into custody.
America’s most wanted deadbeat dad arrested in Calgary area
After eluding authorities for nearly 20 years, a man considered America’s most wanted deadbeat dad is behind bars, thanks to a cherry pit and the investigative efforts of a Bearspaw, Alta., restaurateur.
Joseph Stroup, who had been living under the name Joop Cousteau, was detained by the Canada Border Services Agency and transported to the U.S. on Feb. 15. He is in custody and will stand trial on charges of violating child support.
According to the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services website, Stroup owes more than $560,000 in child support.

Why is that fucking chug smiling?

A second man wanted by Calgary police in connection with a fatal stabbing in the Westbrook Mall parking lot in January has been arrested.
Christian Whitebear, 25, was arrested in Edmonton and brought back to Calgary Wednesday, police said in a news release.
Another man, 19-year-old Matthew Crane-Watchmaker, was arrested in January.
http://calgarysun.com/news/crime/brothers-who-raped-teen-abducted-off-street-handed-lengthy-prison-terms

The brothers pleaded guilty to charges of kidnapping, sexual assault causing bodily harm, robbery and uttering death threats after they abducted a 17-year-old girl off a residential street in Calgary on Nov. 14, 2014.
They grabbed the teen at a bus stop and took her to a nearby alley, where they both sexually assaulted her.

They then forced her to walk 20 minutes to their home, where they kept her for hours and repeatedly raped her.

Anti-Muslim posters put up at the University of Calgary this week do not contain the language required to pursue a criminal charge under hate propaganda legislation, police say.
Students and staff at U of C were enraged Tuesday after 40 posters were discovered on campus, filled with obscenities and directives to Muslims to keep Sharia law, genital mutilations and beheadings in their “7th century” homeland.
University president Elizabeth Cannon stressed that campus security would be working with police to check surveillance camera footage and examine the possibility of criminal charges.
But according to Sgt. Eric Levesque, hate crimes co-ordinator with the Calgary Police Service, the Crown will not be receiving a recommendation to pursue hate-related charges.
“It is very offensive, that’s true, but if you remove the bad words, the message itself does not contravene Canada’s hate speech laws.”
I want them out also but why wreck the community? They wreck it well enough themselves.

Bank Machines

The following one happened in Whitecourt, Alberta.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/atm-thefts-rural-alberta-1.5389922?cmp=rss



 
Chicken is getting fucking expensive man
 
 
 
Thanks Lloyd!
 
 
 
Yeah smash that bank machine with that fucking sledge hammer
All you have to do is tie a chain around the bank machine and rip it out of the fucking store. Fuck the consequences. maybe that cop outside did it. Really may as well take some smokes and junk food. You are stealing the bank machine. A few other items won’t get you anymore less or more jail time. After all they are just sitting there once the door is gone. If you don’t steal it someone else will. So really you are saving the cop paperwork if you get busted he just arrests one person not 2.
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Two suspects used a pick-up truck to allegedly remove an entire ATM unit from inside a Sobeys store in Airdrie, Alberta. More
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Midlands, England
Why rip the fucking bank machine out of the fucking wall. Just blow the fucker up like these chaps did in England.

Two more crooks in the first ever UK gang to blow up cash machines in a £1.5m plot to steal cash have been jailed for 32 years.
The mob left whole banks half wrecked from the blasts, using oxyacetylene gas tanks to smash open ATMs in the northwest and Midlands. Link

 
Guwahati, India
This isn’t really a bank machine. It is actually a pass book machine. But these pakis thought it was an ATM and jacked it and got caught. LINK
 
Edmonton, Alberta 
A brazen ATM theft at a north Edmonton bingo hall was caught by a surveillance camera early Tuesday morning.
The video shows a pickup truck pulling up to the north door of Castledowns Bingo, in the area of 122 Street and 137 Avenue, at 5 a.m.
The vehicle appears to drive past the front door a couple of times before backing up a few metres from the entrance a couple of minutes later.
 
Two people — one dressed in coveralls and the other in what appears to be a painter’s suit — are seen pulling a chain out from underneath a box spring in the cab of the truck. The person in the painter’s suit then uses a pick axe to smash the glass out of the front door. More Here
The suspects then enter the bingo hall and hook up the ATM to a rope. A third person in the truck then takes off, with the ATM crashing through the door behind it on the way out.
The entire ordeal takes about three minutes.
Staff at the bingo hall said they aren’t sure how much money was in the ATM at the time. The box spring was left at the scene, they said.
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In San Diego, California
 

https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/calgary-thieves-use-front-end-loader-to-steal-atm-1.2778179

Thieves in Calgary went to some rather extreme measures in an attempt to grab some cash early Sunday morning, stealing a front end loader to smash into a Royal Bank branch and make off with the bank machine.
The theft occurred just before 4 a.m. Sunday morning. Security camera footage caught the thieves driving the large yellow loader through the side of the building, nabbing the bank machine and then leaving the loader behind.
Police are now reviewing the video to try to identify the suspects. They have not offered a description of the suspects so far.

 
Chinks Lol

Thieves steal ATM machine, but it falls out of getaway van

 

THEFT

CASE #CA17381433

 
At approximately 11:10 p.m., on Tuesday, September 5, 2017, two culprits entered the Boston Pizza located at 2836 Memorial Drive S.E., and hooked up a strap to an ATM located in the foyer area. They then used a vehicle in an attempt to drag the ATM out of the foyer area, without success. The culprits left the area in an SUV when approached by staff.
The vehicle is believed to be an SUV, possibly a BMW X5.
The suspects are described as Caucasian, in their late 20s or early 30s. <SNIP>
 

Gas Theft

 Las Vegas firefighters have discovered what officials describe as an illegal, homemade gas station in a backyard.
Las Vegas Fire and Rescue shared images online of the makeshift gas station discovered by firefighters Tuesday. The photos show two yellow tanks with a gas pump nozzle on the end of a hose.
Officials say the hose from the yard was long enough to reach the street for possible curbside fill-ups.

These guys don’t fuck around

Investigators say this was an elaborate scheme.  It included trucks that may look normal but police tell us they’re disguised to hid massive fuel tanks to hold fraudulently purchased gas.
“Some of these people have, as you’ve seen before, they have like trees on top of them making it seem like a landscaping company, some have very dark tinted windows, some have tires, rugs, all sorts of things they can think of to conceal these trucks,” explained Argemis Colome with Miami-Dade Police Dept.
The way the scheme works, according to police, is that stolen credit card numbers are used to buy massive amounts of gas.
That gas is pumped into the hidden tanks, then it’s taken to a fuel yard in Hialeah where it’s sold.
“The gas is being sold to these sites for about half of what they pay for at regular pumps and the site makes about a 50 percent mark up to the other people who knowingly go to these sites to purchase fuel illegally,” Colome said.

Different kind of gas. Still probably tried to put it in the car she stole.

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Busy so I haven’t wrote a lot lately because unlike this fat nigress I would pay for my gas with a job. I bet it stole the car too. I didn’t even read this article before I wrote that stolen remark. These monkeys can’t keep their paws off anything. I was too busy laughing at the look on the boons face.

THEFT OF GAS

CASE #CA17402283/ CA17390548

On Friday, Sept. 15, 2017, at approximately 10:30 p.m., an unknown Nigger Sow arrived at the CO-OP gas bar located at 3330 17 Ave. S.E. driving a two door, green 1996 Honda Civic hatchback, that was later discovered to be stolen.
The suspect asked the gas attendant to pump $20.00 worth of gas, and then proceeded inside to pay. Once inside the suspect told the cashier she had forgotten her wallet in the car (Had to go look for one to steal) and she left the building. She then got back into the stolen car and drove away. (Listening to some nigger cRap music)
The suspect is described as a black female, 30 years old, 5’8″ tall, weighing approximately 150lbs, with long black curly hair. She was wearing black tights, white shoes, a purple and black hoodie, a black hat (Probably Stolen), and carrying a brown purse (Which Probably Stole Some Old White Lady).
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