There is a Nigger Orchard, with nigger trees, all growing niggers, grown from nigger seeds, shit out by other niggers, in Flint, Michigan. In the midst of all those trees owned and maintained by land whale Michael Moore. Among those workers on the nigger farm is a disabled midget from San Diego named Ed Brown. Or as he is called while getting butt fucked in the shower, BIG ED. Ed waters trees and feeds niggers watermelon. But Michael Moore being the perverted pig he is gets big Ed to do sexual favors for him to get bonus pay for neck surgery and a penis pump. One of Michael Moore’s turn ons is getting his ass yeast scraped out of his rectal cavity with rusty objects. He loves the feeling of the dried bum crust cutting his asshole and bleeding.
In 1986 while working for Tupac Shakur selling crack on The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Michael Moore came out as homosexual. He said that the new feeling of being a fat ugly faggot has made him feel like sticking a cucumber in his asshole and going to JC Penny and try on womens underwear and walk around the toy section with is pet poodle max.
Big Ed broke into Homosexual activities mainly for money in the 80’s. Big Ed said he gets nothing but pure enjoyment having a big sweaty man ass take a big steamy shit on his face. He says the more splatter the more I orgasm. Ed’s known for his role as a sex tourist in 90 day fiance and his hit adult man film “Bouncy Butt Lovers: Big Eds Bonner Boat Bum Bash”. Since Big Ed has worked on the Nigger Farm his new favorite meal is shitting his diarhea in a bowl, crumbling oreos on it, and having some wine.
I never could understand why people would digest human waste. Big Ed Why?
The tension lingers. 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days star Rosemarie “Rose” Vega accused her ex Ed Brown (a.k.a. Big Ed) of offering her money to get naked on camera during the season 4 tell-all, which aired on Sunday, June 7. However, he denied it ever happened. The drama popped off after Rose claimed he previously asked her to strip for him while they were discussing issues in their relationship.“He said to me that ‘I was a flat dirty hooker, why do I always have a problem?’ I told him there are many problems here. That’s what I told him. You know what he said all of a sudden? ‘Open your video, get naked. Get naked now. I’ll video you, pay you money,’” she alleged on the highly anticipated special. She then did for Ed and she watched Big Ed jerk off with a pair of tweezers while his dog Teddy licked his nuts with honey on them.
Lots of people often questioned Big Ed on why the young girl you fucking pedophile? “I never thought of her as this young girl. With no tits I always imagined a young boy when I played with myself thinking of her. She just became this single mother that I wanted to help, and I was banned from going to playgrounds in San Diego” Ed, 54, told “The Fat Losers Faggot Time Show Podcast” host Carl Winslow. “The first conversation we had was, ‘Look, Rose, I’m 54. I’m old enough to be your dad.’ And she’s like, ‘Well you’re actually one year older than my dad.’ And I’m like ‘Oh my God, so great let’s just be friends.’ And she’s like ‘No, age is just a number.’ I’ll never forget that. You know, age is just a number.” But neck size length isn’t.
We all know Big Ed from the hit show 90 day fiance has no fucking neck, is a midget, should not be allowed around playground zones, be around Asians or minorities in general, showers with cum in his hair, and is a future cast member for Little People big world with his fucking faggot boyfriend Matt Roloff. But he didn’t tell the love of his life, some rice bitch Rosemarie that he wants to get his willie cut. Ed claims to have a child that is older than Rosemarie but most still wonder if Ed has ever had sex besides raping animals or nigger cheap crack hookers. He rides a bike with his pet poodle. In the picture featured here it appears that he has some sort of foreign object in his asshole.
A clip of the March 15 episode of Before the 90 Days also sees Rose taking money out of faggot Ed’s fucking wallet, which has fans speculating that the Filipino slutbag might be scamming Ed for money.
“I’m not comfortable with Rose grabbing my little penis because that’s not what you do,” Ed notes in a clip. “I think it’s borderline inappropriate and I already have questions about her sister because she asked me for drug money and videos of me fucking my dog … I don’t want to believe that this could just be a scam, but I don’t know if Rose is in on it or not.”. See Ed is a real fucking idiot. With all the money he wasted on this bitch he could of saved a shit load of money and just called one of these.
I mean he would still be a fucking pathetic loser like Caeser but at least he could finally REALLY lose his virginity.
“Last night, I finally revealed to Rose that I want to have a vasectomy and I don’t want any rice picking slant eyed kids,” Ed explains about Rose, who is 31years his junior. “And when I woke up this morning, she was gone.” “So Looked out the window and started jerking off to the birds” Explains a calm big Ed stroking his little dick with tweezers. ” I was lonely so I phoned up Rose’s Dad, I wanted to explore his asshole with my tongue” Ed continues. So later that day. Ed and Rosemarie’s dad played dick swords all fucking day in the hotel room (That the staff at 90 day fiance paid for). They did crack and heroin and trashed the room with shit covered condoms (when they used them) and blood mist from their heroin needles.
Ed left the Philippines with a big smile on his face, a satisfied asshole, and a pink shirt covered in some Asian mans dick goo. #WINNING
The pathetic dip shits of 90 Day Fiancé:Before the 90 Days will do whatever it takes to get their happy ending. In a JohnLegendTV exclusive clip from Sunday’s season 4 premiere of the LoserChannel reality series, 54-year-old dwarf “Big Ed,” who is from San Diego, California and is under five feet tall, is preparing to finally meet — and propose to — Rosemarie, who is 31 years his junior and from the Philippines. “In a few days, I’m getting ready to get on a plane and go meet Rose, the love of my life, for the very first time,” he says. “I’m super fucking stupid, because I also bought a ring, and I plan to ask Rose to marry me.”
And in his efforts to “look young” for 23-year-old Rose, he’s come across a very unconventional beauty hack. “I have been dyeing my hair and it irritates my scalp,” he explains, grabbing a jar of his grandfathers jizz and beginning to apply it to his hair, rubbing it onto his scalp. “I found out that old man ball juice makes it smoother and less dry,” he says. “I am self-conscious about my physical appearance, because Rose is 31 years younger than me and I am a fat fucking pig.” With his hair filled with old man cum, Ed admits, “I smell like my mothers breath and my brothers farts, but it really, really makes me feel like a person of normal height.” “I just want to look less like the creepy old pedo man searching for a young rice picker than I do for Rose,” he adds.
Big Ed decided to steal viewers wallets on the premiere of 90 Day Fiancé: Before The 90 Days last night. At only 4’9″ the newest reality star decided to try to attempt to get a real womanafter almost 30 years of being in and out of jail for peeping in windows, hanging around playgrounds, and getting kicked out of pet stores for whacking off in them. While fans got to know the San Diego native, some noticed that he may be the one cat fishing in the situation as he had not been honest about his height. He told his soon to be fiancée that he was a normal person.