Big Ed and Colt: Battle Of The Faggots

90 Day: The Single Life’s tell-all has been one of the most entertaining tell-alls in 90 Day Fiancé history, and a large part of that is due to the faggotness between two of the fucking franchises’ most polarizing fucking figures. Big Ed “No Fucking Neck” Brown, a man whom with in seconds of meeting him you already know you found the guy that breaks in to Toys R Us at Night and fucks the Care Bears Dolls. You know the one the San Diego Police have been looking for? Got to be big Ed But there is sadly no evidence. It isnt a crime or illegal to assume it would be him. In the other faggot corner eating his mothers yeast infection baked cookies you have Colt Johnson who is 40 and lives with and has bare back anal sex with his own mother (Presumably) . They tore into each others assholes back stage so long they had to turn the fire hose on them during the reunion show! There was a sense that there was no love lost between the two throughout the night as they took jab after jab at each other about who got to cum first when they fuck. We recently got a chance to speak to both so called men about their gay pathetic lives and how things got so frisky between the two during the tell-all. Big Ed told me that things were rough between the two before the results of his super herpes diagnosis and that they didn’t improve when a certain someone joined the special. Debbie “Mold Muff Crust” Johnson joined the 90 Day: The Single Life tell-all and went to flame Big Ed for shitting on her couch and leaving her after he fucked her and diareahed in her white bed spread.

Colt Johnson mainly antagonized Big Ed over the collapse of his relationship with Liz, as he felt that Ed took no responsibility for having erectile dysfunction. Ed, meanwhile, criticized Johnson’s relationship with Vanessa Guerra and how is mother has a bloody yeast infection that makes him want to vomit. Ed shared a bit more about why he doesn’t think the two will last and gave his overall thoughts on Colt post-tell-all: “Colt will be crawling back to me with out his bitch and get on his knees and then beg to fell the power of the Big Edster’s large cock and balls in his ass hole before Christmas, I guarantee!”

News broke after our interview that Colt Johnson and Vanessa Guerra actually eloped and are currently married so she could stay in the country. So far, it seems like the two are happy together, which is a long time coming for Colt, considering this one likes to watch him pound his wrinkly old moms ass. 90 Day Fiancé viewers first met Colt when he proposed to his now ex-wife Larissa Dos Santos Limas before she had nice tits, and again to a horse named Jess. Vanessa was mentioned by both women to be a major factor in their eventual split, which was what Big Ed was referring to.

When we spoke to Colt Johnson about his argument about Big Ed Brown, he didn’t have a ton to say. We asked the 90 Day: The Single Life star if he may have laid into Big Ed too hard and got the following response “You guys got any crack?”. When we told Colt we had no drugs on his he laughed and said “It’d be a lot cooler if you did”. Then strutted out the door in his suit.

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Big Ed’s Fucking Rectal Warts And Anderson Pooper and The CNN Faggot Posse

Big Ed’s Fucking Rectal Warts

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After Ed Fucks his dog 🐺🐷🐼🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕Teddy with a rusty strap on he puts Don Lemons faggot face in his sweaty stinky ass and farts. A Big ed fart so steamy and stinky the mist is an Auburn Brown and it stains the face matching Nigger Lemons Nigger Skim perfectly smell color and all. BIG EDS FUCKING RECTAL WARTS> Big eds fucking rectal warts. Big Ed fucked a porcupine at a highway rest stop in Yuma, Arizona. BIG EDS FUCKING RECTAL WARTS. Teddy pees on BIG EDS FUCKING RECTAL WARTS. big ed runs into the shoe section in walmart and spreads his ass cheeks and farts anderson coopers faggot cum at old people.🙂😍🤣🤣🤣🤣🎅🤶🤶🤶🤶🤶🤶🤶🎈🩰💋 BIG EDS FUCKING RECTAL WARTS BIG EDS FUCKING RECTAL WARTS. When it hits monday big ed rides his faggot bike with a basket on the front. and Teddy his faggot dog in the basket. He leaves his gay porshe at home so he can go to the park and jerk off to gay men.🎇🎗🧵🧶🛒🎡🎠🧧BIG EDS FUCKING RECTAL WARTS. I know my vcr I stole from walmart has Ports. BIG EDS FUCKING RECTAL WARRTS BIG EDS FUCKING RECTAL WARTS

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Big Ed Grabs That Faggot Andrew By The Pony Tail And Fucks Him Up The Ass!!!

A shocking revelation about 90 Day Fiancé couple Amira Osama Bin Lollysa and Andrew “Ponytail” Kenton hints at their season 8 love story soon turning an unexpected corner. While most couples on season 8 of 90 Day Fiancé shows at least have some what of a normal hair style, Amira Lollysa has to deal with her faggot lover Andrew “I live with my mother” Kenton’s faggot fucking Pony Tail. Never did fit the bill. As Amira battled Israeli soldiers with ISIS to reach Andrew, she also had to face a harrowing nightmare almost as bad as his pony tail, A burning bloody Yeast infection!!!!. But as for those viewers who suspect that Amira may finally be married to Andrew after her yeast infection battle, new evidence seemingly suggests otherwise. Read on for potential spoilers.

The previous week saw 90 Day Fiancé star Amira filming a threesome with Colt Johnson and David Murphey, in a crack rat motel room in Vegas, while Andrew thought his Arab stinky snatch bitch was over seas. Once again, Amira had to get fucked by two dorks instead of spend time with Pony Tail. Fans saw Amira taking dick in the video in pleasure while making fun of Andrews pony tail. Meanwhile, off-screen, Andrew fled to San Diego to go meet up with his on and off again gay lover Big Ed.

Another screenshot shared by the fan page shows a video call taking place between Amira and who appears to be a drug dealer. Once again, the blogger mentions that this is “Amira’s newest man she can not afford that much crack with out sexual favors” and that he is “American.” Comments on this post have fans writing comments such as, “I’m disappointed, I knew that Pony Tail faggot would never see a real pussy besides his old crusty fucking mothers” A different fan notes how Amira could be hiring a hitman.

If this evidence is to be believed, then it can be assumed that Amira and Andrew are over for good, although it can’t be said if Amira’s still in France or in America. However, it could be that Amira did finally stand up to Andrew’s fudge packing with his faggot midget friend Ed. . That being said, while most 90 Day Fiancé season 8 couples might be reportedly married by now, the chances of Amira and Andrew being together are now looking very bleak.

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Anderson Cooper and Big Ed Butt Fuck Like Rabbits While Smoking Meth

90 Day Fiance star Ed Brown has peeked fan’s interests. Ed currently fucks the piss out of his dog Teddy and his mother films it. After Rose left Big Ed for a man who actually had a dick, he had his mother sit on his face and bite his nut sack. She also takes care of him by pressure washing the huge brown shit stains in his underwear.. Yes, Big Ed still lathers up with man cum daily. He is trying everything this time around to make sure the next girl he is with is the right one. Ed has found himself on multiple websites for finding love and even got a male escort boyfriend Anderson Cooper to practice ass fucking with. He says that he is going to need it if he is going to ask out the newest love interest headed his way.

90 Day Fiance personality Ed Brown feels like he hasn’t felt in years. He says his new butt buddy Anderson, and hopefully the asshole of the man who is soon-to-be his full time boner garage, have hit it off. Having known her for two months now, he thinks he is finally able to invite another man into the bedroom with them. He goes to the news room at CNN that he works at every day just to lick on his saggy testicles. Anderson is happy and often fingers his asshole when Ed does this to him. Ed likes that because he loves taking Andersons love goo in his mouth. Ed likes Anderson’s Ass In his face in the mornings and hopes he likes taking a shit on Ed’s face. He says that he will wait until after he gives the news to stick his throbbing shaft up his old asshole. Many fans are weirded out that the two flaunt their fag love in public and often play dick swords and bum darts in restaurants like Wendy’s. His friend Colt, who he makes clear, he is jealous he isn’t asked to join has plotted revenge against the faggots.

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Colt and Debbie are Still Fucking Losers But Now Big Ed Fucks Debbie(And Probably Colt Too)

Ed Leaving His Love Mess For Colt Or Debbie To Come Penetrate His Wet Shit Covered Asshole

In the 90 Day Fiancé universe, there have been many difficult in-laws-to-be, but none of them discard their yeast infected maxi pads worse than Colt Johnson’s slut bag mother Debbie has. Debbie might be an old fucking used up hooker, but there’s no questioning she’s good at sucking dick without dentures just ask Colt, and she’s now on her way to living that TV star life with a hot new love affair. Debbie and her faggot four eyed fucking son Colt made their debut on 90 Day Fiancé season 5, when Colt brought a Brazilian hooker named Larissa Dos Santos Lima to the home he shared with his mother in Las Vegas. Debbie and Larissa had a lesbian love affair behind Colts back for months; in fact, they went as far as plotting to steal Colts money and fuck off together. Throughout the season, Larissa would constantly complain about sex toys and the cost of drugs, which, as anyone who’s been to Vegas in the summer can tell you, is an extremely valid concern. But perhaps this is where Larissa and Debbie can find common ground, because Debbie recently started having sex with Big Ed. Debbie thinks its for real, Big Ed how ever is playing the field with men more. But he does like shitting all over Colts house. He also lets his fuck bitch Debbie drive his ride that he stole.

A peek at Colt’s Instagram shows the reality TV star got herpes long ago, but it would seem that Debbie has not been scratching her muff box since season 5. In the post with her and Big Ed’s car, Debbie commented, “I let Ed ram a grapefruit up my ass to drive this,” so things seem to be up in the Johnson household lately. Debbie describes her sleek new boy toy Big Ed as the fruits of her labor, and she looks proud to be showing off her new herpes scabs to the world. The comments section of the post is filled with fans saying racist comments about niggers and telling her that she is an old bat and has sex with her son.

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Big Ed On The Prowl Once Again For Man Ass

90 Day Fiancé star Ed “Big Ed” Brown is once again butt fucking his dog Teddy nightly — and it’s come with new hurdles. Animal Patrol is all over his fucking crib along with the feds. Big Ed, 55, stars in the newly launched KKK spinoff 90 DayThe Homo Life, in which six bags of stale shit from the franchise take another shot at making a fucking complete ass of themselves.” (Watch a clip from Sunday’s premiere on Porn Hub Under Big Ed Takes A donkeys Thick shaft in his asshole.) “I saw this as an opportunity for me to work on his ass hacking, and The Homo Life is not like a dating show. It’s not like The Bachelor,” he tells Dog The Bounty Hunter “It’s really about them just following me around on my journey to get a piece of man ass from passed out drunks and drug addicted homeless Mexicans.” “The first thing I did was I hired a male escort named Pete Buttplug” he continues. “And I signed up on like, six different anonymous man on man in the park on drugs dating websites and just, you know, put myself out there.” ” I was really fucking horny: added Big Ed.

The retired gay male pornographic actor says he persevered because “I’m 55 years old, and I’m worried about dying of bum fungus.” “I would want to meet my life partner, while I am wearing a trench coat in a dark alley at night while I have a butcher knife” he says. “And whether that leads to sex or murder, I want to be with one person, the one, you know, until I get bored of them and bury them in my back yard and find another.” So what kind of woman is he looking for? “Someone who will let me piss and shit in their mouth,” he says. “That’s not selfish. That’s not greedy. It’s caring and giving from my insides. And that loves me for who I am and ignores the fact I have a dick the size of a grain of rice.” “I want to be with somebody that will suck the pizza delivery guys dick in front of me and then spit his jizz in my face,” he says. “And there are always, always going to be tweaks that they’re going to have to make, and then there are tweaks [you make] in yourself, but for the most part, I want them to watch me stick expired items from the refrigerator up my ass” New episodes of 90 Day: The Single Life drop Sundays on KKK Television Atlanta 8pm

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Big Ed Scoops The Goat Cheese Yeast Out Of Michael Moore’s Ass With A Shovel And Eats It.

Big Ed Brewing Up A Big Gooey Storm For
Michael Moore’s Faggot Fucking
Face

There is a Nigger Orchard, with nigger trees, all growing niggers, grown from nigger seeds, shit out by other niggers, in Flint, Michigan. In the midst of all those trees owned and maintained by land whale Michael Moore. Among those workers on the nigger farm is a disabled midget from San Diego named Ed Brown. Or as he is called while getting butt fucked in the shower, BIG ED. Ed waters trees and feeds niggers watermelon. But Michael Moore being the perverted pig he is gets big Ed to do sexual favors for him to get bonus pay for neck surgery and a penis pump. One of Michael Moore’s turn ons is getting his ass yeast scraped out of his rectal cavity with rusty objects. He loves the feeling of the dried bum crust cutting his asshole and bleeding.

In 1986 while working for Tupac Shakur selling crack on The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Michael Moore came out as homosexual. He said that the new feeling of being a fat ugly faggot has made him feel like sticking a cucumber in his asshole and going to JC Penny and try on womens underwear and walk around the toy section with is pet poodle max.

Big Ed broke into Homosexual activities mainly for money in the 80’s. Big Ed said he gets nothing but pure enjoyment having a big sweaty man ass take a big steamy shit on his face. He says the more splatter the more I orgasm. Ed’s known for his role as a sex tourist in 90 day fiance and his hit adult man film “Bouncy Butt Lovers: Big Eds Bonner Boat Bum Bash”. Since Big Ed has worked on the Nigger Farm his new favorite meal is shitting his diarhea in a bowl, crumbling oreos on it, and having some wine.

I never could understand why people would digest human waste. Big Ed Why?

Big Ed Jerks Off With Tweezers While His Dog Teddy Licks Honey Off His Nuts

The tension lingers. 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days star Rosemarie “Rose” Vega accused her ex Ed Brown (a.k.a. Big Ed) of offering her money to get naked on camera during the season 4 tell-all, which aired on Sunday, June 7. However, he denied it ever happened.  The drama popped off after Rose claimed he previously asked her to strip for him while they were discussing issues in their relationship.“He said to me that ‘I was a flat dirty hooker, why do I always have a problem?’ I told him there are many problems here. That’s what I told him. You know what he said all of a sudden? ‘Open your video, get naked. Get naked now. I’ll video you, pay you money,’” she alleged on the highly anticipated special. She then did for Ed and she watched Big Ed jerk off with a pair of tweezers while his dog Teddy licked his nuts with honey on them.

Lots of people often questioned Big Ed on why the young girl you fucking pedophile? “I never thought of her as this young girl. With no tits I always imagined a young boy when I played with myself thinking of her. She just became this single mother that I wanted to help, and I was banned from going to playgrounds in San Diego” Ed, 54, told “The Fat Losers Faggot Time Show Podcast” host Carl Winslow. “The first conversation we had was, ‘Look, Rose, I’m 54. I’m old enough to be your dad.’ And she’s like, ‘Well you’re actually one year older than my dad.’ And I’m like ‘Oh my God, so great let’s just be friends.’ And she’s like ‘No, age is just a number.’ I’ll never forget that. You know, age is just a number.” But neck size length isn’t.

Ed Squeezing Out A Sloppy Little Shit Nugget In His Diaper

Big Ed Wants To Get His Little Wiener Cut To Not Have Any Rice Picking Offspring

We all know Big Ed from the hit show 90 day fiance has no fucking neck, is a midget, should not be allowed around playground zones, be around Asians or minorities in general, showers with cum in his hair, and is a future cast member for Little People big world with his fucking faggot boyfriend Matt Roloff. But he didn’t tell the love of his life, some rice bitch Rosemarie that he wants to get his willie cut. Ed claims to have a child that is older than Rosemarie but most still wonder if Ed has ever had sex besides raping animals or nigger cheap crack hookers. He rides a bike with his pet poodle. In the picture featured here it appears that he has some sort of foreign object in his asshole.

A clip of the March 15 episode of Before the 90 Days also sees Rose taking money out of faggot Ed’s fucking wallet, which has fans speculating that the Filipino slutbag might be scamming Ed for money.

“I’m not comfortable with Rose grabbing my little penis because that’s not what you do,” Ed notes in a clip. “I think it’s borderline inappropriate and I already have questions about her sister because she asked me for drug money and videos of me fucking my dog … I don’t want to believe that this could just be a scam, but I don’t know if Rose is in on it or not.”. See Ed is a real fucking idiot. With all the money he wasted on this bitch he could of saved a shit load of money and just called one of these.

I mean he would still be a fucking pathetic loser like Caeser but at least he could finally REALLY lose his virginity.

Rosemarie’s dad looks hungry to make man love to Big Ed

“Last night, I finally revealed to Rose that I want to have a vasectomy and I don’t want any rice picking slant eyed kids,” Ed explains about Rose, who is 31 years his junior. “And when I woke up this morning, she was gone.” “So Looked out the window and started jerking off to the birds” Explains a calm big Ed stroking his little dick with tweezers. ” I was lonely so I phoned up Rose’s Dad, I wanted to explore his asshole with my tongue” Ed continues. So later that day. Ed and Rosemarie’s dad played dick swords all fucking day in the hotel room (That the staff at 90 day fiance paid for). They did crack and heroin and trashed the room with shit covered condoms (when they used them) and blood mist from their heroin needles.

Ed left the Philippines with a big smile on his face, a satisfied asshole, and a pink shirt covered in some Asian mans dick goo. #WINNING

There is way fucking more to tease the guy about than his height and neck.

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The pathetic dip shits of 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days will do whatever it takes to get their happy ending. In a JohnLegendTV exclusive clip from Sunday’s season 4 premiere of the LoserChannel reality series, 54-year-old dwarf “Big Ed,” who is from San Diego, California and is under five feet tall, is preparing to finally meet — and propose to — Rosemarie, who is 31 years his junior and from the Philippines. “In a few days, I’m getting ready to get on a plane and go meet Rose, the love of my life, for the very first time,” he says. “I’m super fucking stupid, because I also bought a ring, and I plan to ask Rose to marry me.”

And in his efforts to “look young” for 23-year-old Rose, he’s come across a very unconventional beauty hack. “I have been dyeing my hair and it irritates my scalp,” he explains, grabbing a jar of his grandfathers jizz and beginning to apply it to his hair, rubbing it onto his scalp. “I found out that old man ball juice makes it smoother and less dry,” he says. “I am self-conscious about my physical appearance, because Rose is 31 years younger than me and I am a fat fucking pig.”
With his hair filled with old man cum, Ed admits, “I smell like my mothers breath and my brothers farts, but it really, really makes me feel like a person of normal height.” “I just want to look less like the creepy old pedo man searching for a young rice picker than I do for Rose,” he adds.

Mentally Challenged Midget Ed Brown is attempting to get this gold digging slant eyed rice picker her green card.
She Will Leave The Second She gets in the US and will bail while Ed is trying to locate his penis.

Big Ed decided to steal viewers wallets on the premiere of 90 Day Fiancé: Before The 90 Days last night. At only 4’9″ the newest reality star decided to try to attempt to get a real woman after almost 30 years of being in and out of jail for peeping in windows, hanging around playgrounds, and getting kicked out of pet stores for whacking off in them. While fans got to know the San Diego native, some noticed that he may be the one cat fishing in the situation as he had not been honest about his height. He told his soon to be fiancée that he was a normal person.

Big Ed grabs his dog Teddy by the hind legs and fucks the living shit out of it for You Tube Animal Planet.

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