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 Kamloops RCMP say they have now located a dipshit goof with ink all over his fucking face who had several outstanding warrants for his arrest last week. In a release this morning (Nov. 2), police say Kevin “Poopie Pants” James Beattie has now been arrested. On Friday (Oct. 30), the Combine Faggot Searching Enforcement Unit (CFSEU) and the Kamloops RCMP found Beattie looking at gay porn during a vehicle stop on 8th Street. During a search of his vehicle, police found a sawed off shotgun, a scope, several rounds of shotgun ammunition, and a digital scale with drug residue on it, along with mountains of gay man on man porno. He was arrested without lubrecation, and the investigation is ongoing. LINKWhat kind of an idiot especially one who wants to commit crimes, gets stupid distinguishable markings on YOUR FACE. Kevin Poopie is so stupid for that he probably hangs out with niggers. He seems like the type of fucking loser who thinks it is cool to be a nigger failure.

He was fucking around back in 2017 doing niggerish things.

April 30th, 2021

April 27th, 2021

April 26th, 2021

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Kamloops Mounties seek robber who slashed clerk with knife Armed robbery occured over noon hour Thursday near Thompson Rivers UniversityKamloops Mounties are searching for a suspect after a university district liquor store clerk was slashed with a knife during a robbery over the noon hour on Thursday. Police were called to the U-District Liquor Store on McGill Road, across from Thompson Rivers University, just before 12:30 p.m. Police were told a chug who was probably high on lysol or household cleansers entered the store and slashed the clerk with a knife before stealing money from the till and running away. (Must of spent his rez cheque at the bar or got ripped off by a white crack hooker again) A RCMP Cpl. said Mounties set up a perimeter in the area, with traps of full Lucky Beer cans but were unable to find the wagon burner. The injured employee was taken to hospital with serious but non-life-threatening injuries, Cops said. The suspect is described as a Chug man in his 30s with red or orange hair on the top of his head. He was wearing glasses (probably stolen) and dressed in all black, except for tan-coloured boots (which he probably stole too). LINK

April 21st, 2021

April 19th, 2021

RCMP investigating armed robbery of ice cream bars from Kamloops store- Yes you read that right and this happened Mar 1st/2021. It’s still winter, but that doesn’t mean some people aren’t desperate for ice cream. The Kamloops RCMP is investigating an armed robbery that took place early in the hours of Sunday morning. According to police, a man walked into a business in the 900 block of 8th avenue and began to steal ice cream bars. When confronted about the offence, the man allegedly pulled up his shirt to reveal a large kitchen knife in his waistband,” explained an RCMP release. He fled the scene before police arrived and officers were unable to locate the suspect. LINK

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