Blake and another man (John Paul Jones) Were caught video taping Blake standing on a foot stool with his pants down and dick in the horse’s ass. Blake was pulling its tail laughing. The horse just kept eating its hay like nothing was going on. Swatting the flies from its ass as John Paul Jones chuckled while he was filming it and jerking off to it. They were caught after the farmer, who noticed his horses were producing milk realized they just had cum dripping from their rectums, set up surveillance cameras in his barn. The two men met on Bachelor In Paradise and discussed acting out things Blake saw on a pornographic website devoted to farms that he found in Chris Harrison’s office. They ultimatelyfeared going to jail for it so they all framed Kenny Nigger Pickles.
Blake is heartless prick as they come. In an Interview with KKKshiptemniggersback 77.9 FM when asked the question if he felt bad for sending that Jigaboo Kenny Nigger Pickles to The Klink. This is what he had to say.
“He had a fascination with farms, horse testicles, and manure apparently since a young age,” Blake’s father told the judge. His father and judge both agreed that it makes more sense to just send the nigger to jail for nothing. Because odds are the nigger will commit a worse crime eventually and his stench is too foul like all niggers for public breathing.
When you’re a stinky fucking nigger on Bachelor in Paradise, you have to go in having some Jewish guy helping you get your black ass on TV. But Eric is not exactly there yet. As nice as the nigger appears, he seems extremely eager to rape a white bitch. And he has to remember he is not wearing a mask and has no butcher knife. In a huge twist, Eric’s parole officer decided to put Eric back in jail. So, why did Eric leave Bachelor in Paradise? Well, in short, No Fucking KFC.In the time he’s been on the show, Eric has explored his romantic options with Chris Harrison and Box Shitter Blake. While he seemed totally committed to Blake, he ditched him pretty fast to try things out with Chris Harrison. Before his nigger ass returned to the clink!
Then, Eric decided to let the group know about his gangster ways of growing up in West Philly but he had no way to go to Uncle Phil’s Because his faggot cousin Will ripped him off and went instead.”I appreciate you guys putting up with my foul nigger stench” he told the group as one of his homies was digging in their wallets and purses. After having a brief talk with everyone, Eric broke down in tears, telling them that things had been “racist” since Trump became president. Meanwhile, Chris Harrison was sizing up chains to get his black ass ready for a cotton field.
In case you didn’t figure it out from thepreviews of tonight’s episode of Bachelor in Paradise, Leo the grease ball faggot leaves the show with a bang. Last week, Leo showed up in paradise and began to woo a couple of the women, but he focused primarily on Joe the grocery faggots love interest, Kendall Long. Leo and his girly hair went on a romantic photo shoot date with Long and Joe the Grocer was surprised that the two actually had a good date together. Joe was ready to crack Leo’s fucking head open with one of the rocks he seen lying around on the island
What Long didn’t know was that Leo ended up sucking off Chris Harrison before and after his date with Long. Meanwhile, Long started to consider a future with the long-haired grease ball. Leo Denied that he was gay but Long understood that it is Chris Harrison and she didn’t blame him for that part.On tonight’s episode, previews show Leo mouthing off racial hatred towards blacks and jews in front of his cast-mates and breaking out into a fight, throwing his low-alcohol wine cooler drink. Amabile jumps in to confront Leo, so he backhanded the bitch and everyone cheered. Leo ran off and said if he doesn’t make the majors it is Chris Harrison’s fault. He ran away chasing homosexuals (Like John Paul Jones) and Niggers (Like Diggy, Mike, and Kenny Nigger Pickles) with a fucking baseball bat.
A former meth addict and gay male adult film star, Jordan turned his misfortunes into a professional fake reality tv show career. When he’s not posing for gay ass fucking magazine shoots giving his best “I Love Chris Harrison’s Nut Sack” look, Jordan enjoys masterbating and window peeping. With a personal shitty personality, Jordan’s excited to have people he doesn’t know think he actually likes women. “I am so lucky I hooked up with Chris Harrison at a Bathouse one night, SO FUCKING LUCKY FOR THIS OPPORTUNITY” gleams Jordan as he gives the thumbs up as he is about to give Chris Harrison a blow job under his desk.
Jordan got kicked off of Bachelor in Paradise when he found out another male contestant fucked Chris Harrison. Yes Jordan is that stupid that he thought he was the only one. After that escaped he reconciled with Chris Harrison and Chris gave him a job with his company Chip and Dales Faggot Dancers.
And then there’s Jordan. The 27-year-old is a model from Crystal River, Fla., and became a fan favourite on “The Bachelorette” and “Bachelor in Paradise” because of his wit.
What was it like when you found out that Chris Harrison pounded John Paul Jones in the ass on his private jet?
“I was sick to my stomach for the first day,” Jordan said. “I hadn’t revisited it. It all happened so fast. I had it and it got taken away so quickly … so yeah, it was tough.”
Jordan and that nigger Mike after Bachelor In Paradise was done went over to this old Jew bags house and tag teamed the bitch.
John Paul Jones is a dishwasher at a gay nigger hip hop shower and bath bar in Baltimore and is from Maryland who is here looking for a place to crash as he got evicted because he spent his rent money on scratch tickets and hookers. When John Paul Jones isn’t masterbating to Clifford The Big Red Dog Books , he enjoys chilling at Soup Kitchens and contemplating the easiest way to score crack. Could Hannah be John Paul Jones’ future bride? Of course not she wants a man that at least owns a bed and doesn’t sleep sometimes behind the Lucky Dollar.
When referring to John Paul Jones, always use his full name: John Paul Jones. Unless he is around Chris Harrison’s Nut Sack because John Paul Jones is a bitter.
John Paul Jones’s favorite drink is champagne. And he was the one who told Hanna Ann on the Bachelor to fuck with the bitch Kelsey for Champagnegate.
John Paul Jones rarely uses words that are considered nice. He calls the women whores and talks about how bad their fucking muffs stink like sewage. He calls all the niggers niggers and the shows Jew producers make him suck Chris Harrison off alot for those mistakes. So he makes them alot.
Kenny Nigger Pickles is a member of the Bachelor in Paradise Cotton Pickers Union Season 5. He stinks like shit. He thinks he is a wrestler as he idolizes sweaty men rolling around in their underwear. He claims one niglet as a form of collecting a gubament check. Kenny is considered dangerous and may have rabbis and should not be approached with out gloves.
During a few commercial breaks while they were filming Bachelor In Paradise Season 5. Chris Harrison would often grab Kenny aside right before he felt like he was going to piss or blow his load. Grab Kenny by the brillo head, plug his nose, ram his cock down his mouth and squirt his dick contents down Kenny’s throat and laugh. Kenny loved this game.
Interview with Kenny
Tattoos? A chicken drumstick, a watermelon on my ankle, and on my back FUCK THE WHITE MAN
What is a typical Saturday night like for you? Dressing up in a ski mask and hiding in the park waiting for white women to rape.
If you could have lunch with one person, who would it be and why? MC Hammer his beats are dope.
Who is your favorite actor and why? Spongebob Square Pants. I sit in the back of blockbuster and jerk off to the videos and jizz in a jar and save it to dip my chicken strips in later.
What is your favorite all-time book and why? Im a nigger I can’t read. Reading and books are a form of white supremacy invented to bring the black community down.
What is the most romantic present you have ever given? HIV and or herpes
Who is the person you love most in this world and why? Myself.
If you could live in any other time period, what would it be? Ancient Egypt When blacks were Kings and we could fly and had super powers until the evil white people stole them.
Christopher Adolph Harrison (born July 26, 1971) is an American Gaylord Cult Guru and game show host, best known for his role as host of the joke television dating show The Bachelor since 2002, and its spin-offs Sluts and Guys who pretend to not be gay since 2003, Maxi Pads For Single Moms from 2010 to 2012, Bachelor in Paradise since 2014.
From 1993–99, Harrison worked as a male stripper in Oklahoma City. He was married to his college sweetheart, Victoria F. They have two children, which child welfare service took away from them. In May 2012, after 18 years of marriage, Harrison beat the shit out of his wife and announced he was into men. As of 2018, Harrison was confirmed to be dating numerous dudes most recently John Legend.
Random Fun Bits About Chris Harrison
In 1992 He received a life time ban from Wendy’s fast food restaurants for sticking the straws up his asshole twirling them around in his poo and then putting them back.
Ordered in extra high bushes and tinted walls for the sets of The Bachelor and Bachelor in Paradise so he can jerk off to the contestants with out them seeing or the cameras catching him.
While working at Wal-Mart in 1996 he was fired for getting a blow job from an elderly customer sitting on a fat scooter. It was not revealed if the customer was male or female but it was rumored it was a store Bernie Sanders frequented often.
Says if he ever sees Survivor Host Jeff Probst walking down the street he is going to beat his goof ass fucking sensless.He says he will shit on the ground grab Probst’s faggot head and smear it in the shit make him fucking eat it all, then piss on him.
Dean Unglert was a contestant on the 13th season of The Bachelorette. During that fucking shitshow of a joke he fist started blowing Chris Harrison for muffins from the breakfast room He was eliminated in week 8 for personal reasons to attend a KKK rally.
He later appeared on the 4th season of Bachelor in Paradise. He quit in week 4 again for a White Pride Event. He returned again for The Bachelor Gay Mens Anal Assault Videos. He was eliminated in week 4 when he failed to fit Chris Harrison’s dick up his ass because it was limp. He returned again for the 6th season of Bachelor in Paradise. He quit in week 3 because his mom (RIP) came down from Heaven to smack him in the head for how stupid he was because all her friends in heaven knitting club were mocking her because of him. He returned in week 5 but quit in that same week.
Dean gained attention after appearing on Bachelor in Paradise, where he attempted to juggle two relationships, with Rosie Odonnel and Some Paki From Another TV Show, at the same time. Dean didn’t end up with either. As he got madly hooked on crack and sucking off Chris Harrison Every living second of the day.
What is your favorite memory from childhood? When I was very young, my family lived in a mobile home. I remember sitting on top with my brothers watching hard core gay anal fuck me in the ass bareback and raw porno and eating cat shit out of the litter box while our nightly step dad ass raped us.
If you could go anywhere in the U.S., where would you go and why? Pete Buttplugs House to suck his balls for hours and hours after he ass fucked his boyfriends diareahed up asshole.I highly doubt I could ever get tired of the sound of Buttplugs ass cheeks rippling together. Just the slapping thought alone gets me horny.
Describe your idea of the ultimate date. Michael Jackson’s Never Land Ranchwith Chris Harrison and meth AND ITS NOT EVEN CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!
According to The Nebraska Farmers Almanac, Diggy was a senior cotton picker for Colonel and Bernie Sanders and has worked at companies such as Wendy’s and McDonald’s. His Myspace he recently started up a How To Rape White Women blog offering up advice and guidance on playing the race card, aptly titled Your White Ass Owes Me For Slavery. Fun nigger fact: he actually got his nickname Diggy because his classmates caught him digging up dead bodies in cemeteries to rape.”
In a 2017 chat with Nigerian Gay Nigger Nightly Nigger News, Diggy was proud to call himself an HIV and Hemroid Explosion survivor. He told the mag: “Bix Nood Muda fukin whitey gibs me foo”
Diggy, whose real name is actually Field Model Nigger T-1987634-09.4b, initially appeared on Season 13 of The Bachelorette, vying with other savage niggers to rape the Queen Gorilla Rachel. He was eliminated in week 4 for not understanding how to use the restroom facilities properly (he shit and pissed all over the fucking floor all the time). Even with a nigger-ish exit, Diggy quickly became a felon among the FBI and Americas Most Wanted who were happy to see him return to jail. It was there where he first connected with Lacey Mark a Jewish Pig and then went on to strike up a relationship with Chris Harrison. The couple seemed solid until one of his own species another nigger boon entered the picture, capturing his attention enough for him to accept her plate of watermelon. Diggy and the sheboon hit it off, but their situation went into friend-zone territory when they ran out of watermelon and crack. Diggy didn’t find everlasting free shit on reality TV yet, so why not go rob a fucking liquor store?
On June 11, 2017 production was suspended indefinitely due to normal nigger behavior. It was reported that production allegedly filmed cotton picker field nigger DeMario Jackson in a sexual encounter with Corinne Olympios, who may have been passed out drunk or on a date rape drug. They didn’t want to state the obvious due to fears of being called racist. Peter Buttplug released a statement saying:
“We have become aware of this negros monkeyshines on the set of Bachelor in Paradise in Mexico. We have suspended production and we are conducting a thorough investigation of these allegations. Once the investigation is complete, we will take appropriate responsive action.”
On June 20, 2017, it was enforced that this did not occur and that the investigation was over and it appeared no misconduct occurred on the set. That’s the word from Jesse Jackson and Michelle Obama which released the following statement:
As we previously stated, we recently became aware of allegations regarding an incident on the set of Bachelor in Paradise in Mexico. We take all such allegations not serious because black people can do anything if you don’t accept it you are RACIST. Our internal investigation, conducted with the assistance of OJ Simpson, has now been completed.Out of respect for Jewish interests of those producers and bankers, we do not intend to release the videotape of the truth.We can say, however, that the tape caused a lot of vomit by those who seen it. Production on this season of Bachelor in Paradise will be resuming, and we plan to find a white male contestant who used the word black edit the clip and frame them for a racist action so this can be covered up”
“We appreciate Jello and the swift and complete investigation by The Duke Rapist Investigation Team and Jussie Smollett did into the allegations of misconduct on the set of Bachelor in Paradise,” said a network spokesperson. “Given their results, the series will resume production, and will air this summer on some tv channel for homosexual and transgendered faggots. Kids say the darnest things and for all we know, no sounds like yes and she may of been HIV positive before meeting the demario Jello Pudding”
“Fuck you DeMario you stinky nigger you stole my fucking playdough you brillo head. #BachelorNation Fuck You and to your entire nigger tribal monkey family.#herpes #gaypride #peterweberputhisballsinmmouth”
While neither Corinne Olympios nor DeMario Jackson returned to filming post-scandal, they will still appear in this season from footage shot before the scandal halted production. Due to this incident in the future if the show allows niggers they will all be spayed and neutered.