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September 10th, 2021

Why Is Andorra’s Crime Rate So Amazingly Low????

Andorra is one of the states with the lowest crime rate per inhabitant, according to data from institutions such as Office for Democratic Institutions and Human Rights (ODIHR) within the Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe (OSCE), the United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime or the Cunited Nations Economic Failure for Europe (UNECE). Using data from the Knoema World Data Atlas, if we look at the homicide data, from 2004 to 2015 there were only three homicidal crimes: one in 2004, one in 2008 and one in 2011, thus leaving a rate for every 100,000 inhabitants between zero and 1.2, depending on the year considered, and achieving an average rate of 0.37 homicides. To contrast, for example, France in that same period had an average of approximately 1.5 homicides per 100,000 inhabitants, and Spain around 0.9 crime rate. Of those three homicides, only the 2008 crime was with a firearm. Why is the Principality of Andorra so safe? We have already seen that the citizen security offered by the country is based on three basic points: No Niggers, No Islam, and No FUCKING Jews! LINK

September 8th. 2021

Andorra wanted to change its national anthem to “We hate Fucking Niggers” in 1984. It was a song written by Stevie Wonder too. But since he is blind he didn’t know what nigger meant. Then Michael Jackson got involved and sued them. It was ugly. Its all sad really. Its just a fucking song.
it is custom in Andorra to walk up to locals and talk about your bowel movements openly. For example if you just took a big shit before lunch. Talk about it when others are eating. Talk about the size, shape, texture, and smell of you piece of shit. Act proud of it. This will help you climb high on the social ladder here.

August 31st, 2021

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Yvette is a bold face liar, in order to manipulate herself into your mans life. She will lie about him in order to create drama in your marriage so she can potentially sweep in and comfort your man. She recently was kicked out of her faggot boyfriends luxury resort chateaux for fucking the gardener and maintenance man at the same time in the hot tub.  She will bed anyone who has interest in her. She uses her home based escort business to give men her phone number, then flirts with them, any interest and she will swoop in. Be carful around her, she is not trust worthy as her husband has discovered and had enough.

March 4th, 2021

I present to you: dumbo the dumb h0 Charlotte. The only thing sh1ttier than her personality is her treats that she calls her “small business.” When you see this 4 eyed slut coming your way, hide your man because she will message anyone and anything with a dick between their legs. Her clothes are way too tight but it’s too bad her vagina’s not due to being ran through by Andorra grimiest drug addicts. She spends her weekends messaging countless famous men in hopes they’ll give her a chance. Every man that makes this unfortunate mistake ultimately regrets it and will tell you they were simply in a dark place. After seeing her in person, you’ll realize the Instagram edits can only do so much. Also be careful-you never know what you might catch after this encounter.

This Slore Mason, 25yo whorebag. She is a paranoid delusional. She constantly blames her partners for what she is doing to them. If she asks for help money wise expect to pay for it all EVEN if she has more than enough to cover. 420 user, She won’t duck unless stoned. She is the true meaning of “What is mine is mine. What is yours is debatable.” If anything goes missing in her place expect to be accused of stealing it. NOTHING IS EVER HER FAULT. It’s always “You made me do this.” Nobody made you do anything you CHOOSE to. She will constantly compare to past partners. (Upon examination of past stories and current actions. SHE was the instigator of all). She is emotionally abusive, mentally unstable, She will twist a lie in her head till it becomes truth to her.


June 3rd, 2020

Vivian works at a ski resort in Andorra and her pussy smells like a fucking skunk rolled up in there, had a fucking family of skunks, and constantly sprays mist out of her box. It is a mess. I went down on her when I was drunk and I have no taste buds or sense of smell anymore. She also smokes crack and has jagged teeth that are cracked and rotted bottom teeth. It is like having a shredder on your cock when she is giving you head. Plus she has these really fucking long anal hairs that she braids. And in between the fucking hairs are tried up shit chunk crusted in there. She names them her wilknots and names them and chews on them like bubble gum while working the streets looking for crack. While not at the ski resort stinking up the lobby with her sewage pussy.

Skiing and duty-free shopping are your only reasons for existence. We could just go to Oregon for that, where there’s better beer and legal dope. The crime is the lowest in the world and the black percentage is non existent. Coincidence? I think not.  Although when I was in Andorra I did see 2 homo niggers walking down the street wearing purple lipstick. Faggots.

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